As much as everybody wanted to believe these shots were real, the original picture has finally been leaked. It would’ve been more convincing had the Photoshopper actually seen a vagina before instead of just mindlessly painting in what he thought they looked like from his memory of seventh grade health class. Anyways here you have it. The five hour whirlwind of lies and deceit is over and we can finally put this case to rest.
And by the way today is the official Lindsay Lohan day. Didn’t you know? If you don’t talk about her at least six times in six hours the government will arrest you for being a spy. True story.