Lindsay Lohan’s topless outtakes

December 21st, 2009 // 151 Comments

These are outtakes from Lindsay Lohan’s shoot for Muse, and I’m trying to figure out why they didn’t make the cut. My only guess is because there’s a toilet in them and Lindsay’s publicist would prefer she not be pictured near or around anything that represents her career and/or favorite coke snorting location. — Did I just suggest Lindsay Lohan still has a publicist? HA! I’m a riot.

Pics link to NSFW versions.

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Comments (151)

  1. slice | December 21, 2009 at 5:54 pm

    looks like she’s taking the britney route: go topless years after everyone has stopped caring.

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  2. Anon | December 21, 2009 at 6:09 pm

    I swear iPhone camera resolutions are getting better and better. Were these taken by her pimp while servicing a random john?

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  3. Bat Man | December 21, 2009 at 6:25 pm

    Seriously, I just glanced on this when it came up as one of my default tabs, and my first Rorschacian thought was ‘cigarette butt’.

    Later I looked at it a little more diligently (thanks, SW, that cannot be unseen), and I still sorta think ‘cigarette butt’.

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  4. who dat | December 21, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    @ 43

    I agree. Man I love to suck some hard cock. Good to know that I am not the cocksucker that loves this site.

    Fuck you homophobes!

    Reply
  5. nastyjay | December 21, 2009 at 7:07 pm

    my dixie wrecked

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  6. Bill Jacksly | December 21, 2009 at 7:07 pm

    Man, what I wouldn’t do to tongue that clit…

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  7. Mama Pinkus | December 21, 2009 at 7:14 pm

    sad

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  8. gen | December 21, 2009 at 8:04 pm

    I need to get myself a full-body fishnet suit…

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  9. j m | December 21, 2009 at 8:08 pm

    Happy 16th birthday,beautiful Ali.
    You’re just as gorgeous as Lindsay.

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  10. galaxy | December 21, 2009 at 8:12 pm

    You have to congratulate her on using a camera.
    Its so easy and much more economical these days.
    I am guessing shes a Twit. .. more here sexy picture pls click my name~~~

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  11. galaxy | December 21, 2009 at 8:12 pm

    You have to congratulate her on using a camera.
    Its so easy and much more economical these days.
    I am guessing shes a Twit. .. more her sexy picture pls click my name~~~

    Reply
  12. galaxy | December 21, 2009 at 8:14 pm

    You have to congratulate her on using a camera.
    Its so easy and much more economical these days.
    I am guessing shes a Twit. .. more her sexy picture pls click my name~~~

    Reply
  13. the duderino | December 21, 2009 at 8:17 pm

    ‘ i don’t want to meet your mom, i just want to bang – bang – bang! ‘

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  14. dsfsdfddsfsds | December 21, 2009 at 8:21 pm

    I keep thinking it’s a good she got those implants, because she has no waist.

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  15. Hefe | December 21, 2009 at 8:24 pm

    She may be on the fast track to Loserville, but Jesus H. Christ she still has those beautiful titties.

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  16. Rasputins Liver | December 21, 2009 at 8:49 pm

    *

    Good Gawd this bitch is hagged. At first I thought it was Granny Clampett from the old The Beverly Hillbillies show. She sure ain’t no Ellie May, that’s for damned certain!

    She been hangin’ with Cuntney Luv?

    *

    Can Santa Fishy please give us our pink wigged crazy assed Britney for Christmas? Man, I sure miss that daily laugh. She was just on the verge of a really epic Hollywood meltdown the likes of which hasn’t been seen since…er…since…er….maybe….hmm…can’t think of the last time one of those Hollywood freaks went down in flames in such spectacular fashion.

    But Crapney Spears was just on the cusp. Whatta melt that would have been!

    Papa Spears’s gotta let Bitchney be Bitchney again. Pink wig, unbrella car attacks, publicly experiencing her Monthly Friend, fake British speaking and all.

    That crazy bitch’s off-stage shenanigans were lightyears more entertaining than anything she’s done of CD or on stage.

    *

    ALL WE WANT FOR CHRISTMAS AND THE NEW YEAR IS PINK WIGGED BRITNEY BACK, DAMMIT!!!

    *

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  17. Rasputins Liver | December 21, 2009 at 8:50 pm

    *

    Good Gawd this bitch is hagged. At first I thought it was Granny Clampett from the old The Beverly Hillbillies show. She sure ain’t no Ellie May, that’s for damned certain!

    She been hangin’ with Cuntney Luv?

    *

    Can Santa Fishy please give us our pink wigged crazy assed Britney for Christmas? Man, I sure miss that daily laugh. She was just on the verge of a really epic Hollywood meltdown the likes of which hasn’t been seen since…er…since…er….maybe….hmm…can’t think of the last time one of those Hollywood freaks went down in flames in such spectacular fashion.

    But Crapney Spears was just on the cusp. Whatta melt that would have been!

    Papa Spears’s gotta let Bitchney be Bitchney again. Pink wig, unbrella car attacks, publicly experiencing her Monthly Friend, fake British speaking and all.

    That crazy bitch’s off-stage shenanigans were lightyears more entertaining than anything she’s done of CD or on stage.

    *

    ALL WE WANT FOR CHRISTMAS AND THE NEW YEAR IS PINK WIGGED BRITNEY BACK, DAMMIT!!!

    *

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  18. balhder | December 21, 2009 at 9:13 pm

    As gross as she has become, I would suck on that tit, no doubt.

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  21. valentines day | December 21, 2009 at 9:34 pm

    Whats new in the pic?? She has given such photos before too. I don’t think anybody is excited.

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  22. Ranta Claus | December 21, 2009 at 9:50 pm

    Get back to me when there’s a Glory Hole over that bath tub.

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  23. Rovingardener | December 21, 2009 at 10:33 pm

    She looks like she is auditioning for the Wendy O Williams biopic.

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  24. Michael Lohan | December 21, 2009 at 10:38 pm

    Yet SHE is still alive??? My daughter should be in the freezer instead of Brittney Murphy right now! They should swap places! Rightfully so to! Lindsey would be forgotten faster than you can say Snort!

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  25. ds | December 21, 2009 at 10:46 pm

    I think the right one is the larger of the two.

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  26. To Haters: | December 21, 2009 at 11:01 pm

    If those titties walked in the room, you’d all be singin’ a different tune

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    Make a REAL wish!

    make a wish: http://www.real-wishes.com

    8,888 wishes granted, after that, no more wishes will be granted…

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  28. RantyPants | December 21, 2009 at 11:12 pm

    Actually, every guy I’ve known that actually finds Lindsay Lohan attractive is a massive closet homosexual….
    Point being that they say “I’d hit that” just to be saying they want to sleep with a woman.
    Just come out of the closet already. You’ll be much happier.

    As far as the prospect of screwing LiLO, just go downtown and get yourself a $10 hooker. Same difference.

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  31. Robot | December 22, 2009 at 12:01 am

    Yeah i wouldn’t tap this NO FUCKING WAY!!! Dear god what the fuck is wrong with people i mean i you want to have sex with her the just a pile of leather pour coke on it and then have sex with it.

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  32. sickitten | December 22, 2009 at 12:04 am

    The shanty kid from high school who had 3 to a bedroom trying to look like Grace Kelly/Monroe. Please. Shantytown is calling.

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  33. Wee Hee Eats it | December 22, 2009 at 12:07 am

    Saggy fishnet belly makes her look like T Reid.

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  34. some guy | December 22, 2009 at 12:30 am

    I love Lyndsay Lohan. All you haters are B-Team at best.

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  35. cc | December 22, 2009 at 12:34 am

    These were the outtakes? They look way better than the other pics. Kinda hot even. Who knew?

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  36. kingofbeer | December 22, 2009 at 2:09 am

    would hit it…. with at least five condoms on… and saran wrap all over my body (with air hole) bitches..

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  37. hmm. | December 22, 2009 at 3:56 am

    good grief; theres a ton of space between her breasts.

    she looks like a soft-core porn star. yikes.

    i miss the red-headed LL.

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  38. Jayjaded | December 22, 2009 at 4:49 am

    BORING!!!!

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  39. Kevin | December 22, 2009 at 5:38 am

    Super-hot as always! My penis wanna touch her anywhere.

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  40. Andrew | December 22, 2009 at 5:51 am

    She is so gorgous. LOVE U LINDS

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  41. Andrew | December 22, 2009 at 5:51 am

    She is so gorgous. LOVE U LINDS

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  42. Bleach | December 22, 2009 at 6:00 am

    For as skanky as she is…she sure has a nice pair of tits……i would hit that after a few drinks and a blunt :D

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  43. King | December 22, 2009 at 8:51 am

    She is vomit inducing to say the least.

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  44. cartucho r4i | December 22, 2009 at 9:09 am

    My god she is dam hot man! But she is not suppose to capture this kind of topless photos . She is super cool.

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  45. Boogeyman King Dong | December 22, 2009 at 9:22 am

    The toilet is just one step away and she’s still tryna to do it right there.How pigheaded can you be?!

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  46. Rhialto | December 22, 2009 at 9:28 am

    @95
    This Neanderthal girl is just following her instinct.

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  47. Darth | December 22, 2009 at 9:37 am

    Some people do anything for a smoke.

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  48. kbcan | December 22, 2009 at 10:15 am

    EWWWW! I can’t believe there is anyone that desperate that they would even consider thinking she has an ounce of hotness.

    Excuse me while I go get some disinfectant to clean my laptop screen. Even her picture is loaded with germs.

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  49. Paul | December 22, 2009 at 10:17 am

    You guys are a little slow on the draw with these images. I had this shit up two days ago.

    It’s all right though; we all can’t be awesome.

    Reply
  50. Lolocaust | December 22, 2009 at 11:13 am

    In after fat old women who thrive on celeb gossip trashing a decent looking girl.

    Reply

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