Lindsay Lohan’s topless outtakes

December 21st, 2009 // 149 Comments

These are outtakes from Lindsay Lohan’s shoot for Muse, and I’m trying to figure out why they didn’t make the cut. My only guess is because there’s a toilet in them and Lindsay’s publicist would prefer she not be pictured near or around anything that represents her career and/or favorite coke snorting location. — Did I just suggest Lindsay Lohan still has a publicist? HA! I’m a riot.

Pics link to NSFW versions.

More of Lindsay Lohan in Muse:
Lindsay Lohan’s ass isn’t art
Linsday Lohan’s nipples aren’t art either
Lindsay Lohan’s Slutty Photos: The Movie

Photos: Muse
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Comments (149)

  1. Organized Mess | December 21, 2009 at 11:17 am

    First?

    And enough with the Lindsey Lohan crack whore photos!

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  2. Deacon Jones | December 21, 2009 at 11:18 am

    I’m sorry, but I would fuck the hell out of her

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  3. Tony the tigger | December 21, 2009 at 11:20 am

    @ organized mess

    prepare to be sued by the league of crack whores for defamation of character.

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  4. Jav | December 21, 2009 at 11:20 am

    I would tear that shit uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!

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  5. SO RIGHT | December 21, 2009 at 11:26 am

    She needs a stylist — PRONTO! She looks absolutely awful. Darken your hair, Lindsay! Go more natural.

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  6. Crusty | December 21, 2009 at 11:26 am

    Can we please just get to where this girl does hard core porn? Why are we suffering through this intermediate garbage?

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  7. NOT just sayin'... | December 21, 2009 at 11:27 am

    Fappety fap fap fap

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  8. joho777 | December 21, 2009 at 11:27 am

    Anyoone who has ever hired a cheap whore in any big city in the world will recognize these photos.

    #4 Hazmat full body suit recommended.

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  9. Rhyme Thyme | December 21, 2009 at 11:31 am

    If those tits walked in the room, you’d all be singin’ a different tune

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  10. LISTEN | December 21, 2009 at 11:31 am

    I can imagine that since these pictures was taken near the bathroom that it must smell very stanky in there!!

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  11. Beautiful but bitter | December 21, 2009 at 11:32 am

    In that first pic she looks like she’s sitting on a toilet.

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  12. LISTEN | December 21, 2009 at 11:32 am

    I can imagine that since these pictures was taken near the bathroom that it must smell very stanky in there!!

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  13. LISTEN | December 21, 2009 at 11:33 am

    I can imagine that since these pictures was taken near the bathroom that it must smell very stanky in there!!

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  14. Organized Mess | December 21, 2009 at 11:36 am

    @ Tony

    Ha! Crack whores would never make it to court on time on account of them being all cracked out and such.

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  15. RichPort's Ghost | December 21, 2009 at 11:39 am

    Lohan topless in a bathroom stall… Shocked? Yea, me too…

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  16. assman | December 21, 2009 at 11:52 am

    Echo #2.

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  17. sperminator | December 21, 2009 at 12:01 pm

    which goes to prove that all a man needs to lose his mind is some titties.

    this is the same photoshoot about which most people complained about the horrible cigarettes, the liver stains and co.

    butttttt… here comes the tittie! aaaaanddddd everybody’s fapping.

    so you see Superficial Ladies, stop complaining about the women you see on this site and show some titties.

    you’ll have a man pronto!

    i rest my case.

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  18. Deano | December 21, 2009 at 12:02 pm

    Say what you want but I would love to blow a load over her face and tits…damn she needs to do porn ..fast

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  19. shindo | December 21, 2009 at 12:05 pm

    Can we all agree on just one thing: LL has herself a fantastic set of boobies.

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  20. John Tate | December 21, 2009 at 12:30 pm

    Looks like she thinks she’s sitting on the toilet but missed it by a few feet.

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  21. Dura | December 21, 2009 at 12:31 pm

    Man I can’t wait till a private sex video of hers “gets stolen” and leaked all over the internet.

    Yeah I’d punch the clown watching that.

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  22. stupidass | December 21, 2009 at 12:33 pm

    “OMG you know what would be really artsy? Topless next to a shitter. Yeah! Hey, are you gonna finish that bottle of Vicodin?”

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  23. Armando | December 21, 2009 at 12:35 pm

    Lindsey brings back memories of my youth – 8 balls and coke whores, my cock never had it so good. Lindsey u give me call – I’ll cut u a few rails and we can have a party.

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  24. The Right One | December 21, 2009 at 12:39 pm

    Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay!

    How many time have I told you? Poop in the toilet, not the doorway.

    Thank you!

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  25. mina | December 21, 2009 at 1:01 pm

    nice tits.

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  26. Gay Fish | December 21, 2009 at 1:02 pm

    She looks worse than Brittney Murphy and she’s been dead for two days……

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  27. Carolyne | December 21, 2009 at 1:03 pm

    Why would anyone in their right mind have their picture taken in front of a toilet in a putrid looking bathroom?

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  28. shananana | December 21, 2009 at 1:04 pm

    Fap fap fap

    Loving the whore look.

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  29. Ego | December 21, 2009 at 1:32 pm

    Yeah, I’d tear that shit up. Followed by a steel wool & Chlorox bath.
    But it would be worth it.

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  30. jumpin_j | December 21, 2009 at 2:01 pm

    Am I crazy or does she actually look reasonably hit-able in these shots? It’s been a rough month, don’t ask.

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  31. whoneedsenemies | December 21, 2009 at 2:11 pm

    ROFL
    Only coke whores have droopy fishnets……………

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  32. Rough4life | December 21, 2009 at 2:23 pm

    Yeah thats one way to get me back as a fan…go LiLo…

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  33. Anon | December 21, 2009 at 2:37 pm

    Wow she looks good.
    Especially the tits.
    I’m impressed but she’s still fucked up beyond Britney.

    #26 lol.
    I mean too soon.

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  34. soahc | December 21, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    Any guy that claims he doesn’t want to fuck Lindsay Lohan is either gay, a eunuch, or lying to themselves. She is STILL, THAT, FINE. God I love red pubic hair. Makes my mouth water. And Asians. And Latinas. And beautiful black girls. Shit am I ever going to make up my mind?

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  35. Champ | December 21, 2009 at 2:42 pm

    #2 too late – the hell is already out!

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  36. spicy | December 21, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    are they real?

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  37. Donnie Brassballs | December 21, 2009 at 2:56 pm

    Those funbags are huge!

    On that note, it seems she always shows the right nipple. What’s up with the left nipple? Is she a one nip wonder?

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  38. in the sack | December 21, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    dirty bathroom? that shit looks like the vatican in comparison of my.

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  39. screwed her | December 21, 2009 at 3:42 pm

    she doesnt show her left boob because its much smaller like two cup sizes left is a A and right is a C

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  40. screwed her | December 21, 2009 at 3:42 pm

    she doesnt show her left boob because its much smaller like two cup sizes left is a A and right is a C

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  41. JD | December 21, 2009 at 4:02 pm

    Time to put the hair back to red, grow a little fire bush and just get all that shit out in some good pics for once. Hell, if Hef would pay Tara Reid they’d surely pay this skank.

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  42. Suzie | December 21, 2009 at 4:29 pm

    people are actually attracted this?

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  43. WE LOVE PEEN!! | December 21, 2009 at 4:30 pm

    PLEASE SHOW COCK!!!! I AM BEGGING YOU!!! PLEEEAAZZZEEE!!!

    Reply
  44. pimp | December 21, 2009 at 4:43 pm

    she has great tits…i’d eat her ass…

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  45. Bangin' Hawkeye | December 21, 2009 at 4:46 pm

    #26

    LOL.

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  46. DuroyPrime | December 21, 2009 at 4:49 pm

    So sad. She used to be hot. I mean, I’d still stick it in her, but anyways …

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  47. Deano | December 21, 2009 at 5:00 pm

    #34 I am with you.I would nail the shit out of her.not saying I would let her stay the night or take her on a date but I would absolutely drop big dick in her .

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  48. dsfsdfddsfsds | December 21, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    She is so desperate for attention, it’s ridiculous. And I even like her! I think she has a great vibe, but very self-destructive/attention-seeking behavior that was never corrected by good parenting!

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  49. arlene | December 21, 2009 at 5:34 pm

    i wasnt aware that people found pepperoni nipples on fake tits (belonging to a crackwhore) to be attractive.

    Reply
  50. arlene | December 21, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    i wasnt aware that people found pepperoni nipples on fake tits (belonging to a crackwhore) to be attractive.

    Reply

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