Lindsay Lohan’s taste in DJs has improved

June 4th, 2009 // 72 Comments

While she’s in London with but not with Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan personally requested the DJ services of Lauren Pope (above) for the weekend, according to The Sun:

“I met Lindsay a few months back at Faces in Essex and she invited me to have a drink with her and her friends.
“She is a lovely girl and really sweet. I’m told she has requested me and my DJ partner Kellie to play for her on Saturday night at Studio Valbonne.”

Huh. All this time I thought Sam had the penis, but now I’m starting to think Lindsay might be packing a fire-cock. Of course, none of that matters once Lauren is found beaten to death with a gargoyle. Oh, that Sam. Always leaving her calling card.

Photos: WENN
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  1. jumpin_j

    Thanks #26 (Don) for the link from her pre-plastic days:
    http://ra.2mcl.com/wallpaper-big/girls_lauren-pope-1600x1200_65.html

    She must have some sugar daddy or be the best DJ ever to afford work that extensive. Granted, that’s amazing work.

  2. Superbiggerevil

    This story is bullshit, no way a woman like this would let a low budget mall skag like Blohan within 10 miles of her box.

  3. John

    Agreed terrible looking tits. She should have spent a little more time massaging them after she had them done. SO many women don’t do that and they harden making them look ridiculously fake…

  4. Ace

    Lauren Holly’s juiced up inflatable sister…it’s a shame about the bolt-ons.

  5. Venom

    Now this is the kind of lesbian I can get down with.
    Bring on the sex tape.

  6. Amy

    I have absolutely no problem with fake boobs. I just hate it when fake boobs look really fake. (and yes John, the massaging helps..esp when you get a guy to do it for you) The trick is to go to a doctor who isn’t afraid to tell you how big he can go without making you look ridiculous or causing stretch marks.

    Girls, fake boobs aren’t the end-all-be-all…guys are shallow, but not THAT shallow. Rachel Dratch would still be unattractive with fake boobs. This girl obviously would be hot with or without the boobs….they’re are just an added bonus.

  7. Mama Pinkus

    hey Scott, the reason it’s mostly us gals who are offended by big fake tits is we think big penis implants are far more needed

  8. dude

    Her tits are clown shoes.
    Fail.

  9. Alli Watermelon

    #30…Scarlett Jo., Kate Beckinsale, Eva Mendez, Jessica Alba, the list goes on and on. This girl looks like white trash. Sorry?

  10. ling

    i think she’s beautiful. that being said, i agree that she looks pretty fake. she would be probably be much hotter without the orange tan and extensions. i guess i prefer more girl next door types.

  11. Funeral Guy

    This one looks like a total plastic inflated skank. But at least she doesn’t look like a dude.

  12. lol

    her eyes are scary… -___-

  13. NATALIE

    PEOPLE- DONT CRITICIZE. PRAISE…

  14. bitingontinfoil

    NAH…
    #1. This hot piece would NEVER be seen w/rack o bones lohan and
    #2. Lindsay would NEVER be seen w/someone she thought was hotter than herself

    …you’re welcome…

  15. bitingontinfoil

    NAH…
    #1. This hot piece would NEVER be seen w/rack o bones lohan and
    #2. Lindsay would NEVER be seen w/someone she thought was hotter than herself

    …you’re welcome…

  16. Tap. Tap. Tap. Yes I would. Bitch does have a serious case of “butter face”, but that’s why god invented the light switch, … and the pillowcase, … and doggy style.

  17. David55

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  18. @17

    I’m not jealous I’m just confused. I looked at her, thought WTF… then checked the comments to see if the comments were good as I find it very hard to believe guys consider that nice looking. What does jealousy have to do with anything? I don’t care to comment on her looks, but if guys are going to say she’s really hot, us with eyes are going to speak up and say “wait a minute, no she’s not LOL”

    I think you need to put your standards a little higher in all honesty. Just because someone has a flat stomach doesn’t make them hot. Just because they don’t have flat hair doesn’t mean they’re hot. Just because you see no acne doesn’t mean they’re hot. etc. If all you know are extremely ugly and/or fat women, or if ugly women are the only ones in your league, it’s no surprise you lunge and grab on to ANY and every celeb who is posted on these sites. Yeah they’re not sinfully ugly, but they are not hot, if anything she can be said to be average. So why are you getting over-excited ?

  19. Oh dear

    Oh dear Lawd look at that butterz face. She’s had everything done to herself. Might aswell go bang a silicone implant and a bottle of foundation.

  20. Lawn gnome council

    Ew god, this woman does NOT represent all English women. I think she looks very vulgar and I don’t know why an attractive girl would want to make her looks appeal to the lowest common denominator like that. What kind of man (or woman) is she hoping to attract? Only sleazy guys and horny teens apparently.

  21. jess

    Yah, she is one hot deejay with a veejay! – shortpeopledate.com

  22. she looks pretty fake. she would be probably be much hotter without the orange tan and extensions. i guess i prefer more girl next door types.Plastic tits don’t make a person hot, but they don’t make a person un-hot either.

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