While she’s in London with but not with Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan personally requested the DJ services of Lauren Pope (above) for the weekend, according to The Sun:
“I met Lindsay a few months back at Faces in Essex and she invited me to have a drink with her and her friends.
“She is a lovely girl and really sweet. I’m told she has requested me and my DJ partner Kellie to play for her on Saturday night at Studio Valbonne.”
Huh. All this time I thought Sam had the penis, but now I’m starting to think Lindsay might be packing a fire-cock. Of course, none of that matters once Lauren is found beaten to death with a gargoyle. Oh, that Sam. Always leaving her calling card.
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First | June 4, 2009 at 8:00 pm
First, wfs
aaaa | June 4, 2009 at 8:08 pm
much better
Brandon | June 4, 2009 at 8:10 pm
Wow…
Cubic-Hell.com | June 4, 2009 at 8:11 pm
Linds would never go out with a girl this hot – it would take waaaaay too much attention away from her.
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isitin | June 4, 2009 at 8:14 pm
Yes…………all I can say is WOW also. What a fucking hot female. I wanna see this girl naked.
Tad Bit Tipsy | June 4, 2009 at 8:15 pm
Man… I’d like to spin her…. records.
isitin | June 4, 2009 at 8:16 pm
Also no stupid tattoos…………….She is my kind of woman.
Pilatunes | June 4, 2009 at 8:17 pm
Oh. My. God. That, my friends, is fucking hot.
Tad Bit Tipsy | June 4, 2009 at 8:25 pm
Where’s the ass? I want to see the ass, you can see it coming in the last picture, but alas just a tease. Can’t tap it till I see it.
Giggles | June 4, 2009 at 8:27 pm
Is that a DJ or a whore?
squishymeat | June 4, 2009 at 8:38 pm
Fake hair fake face fake tits. Just her type.
I hate chicks who would look like ass without plastic and chemicals.
Jon H | June 4, 2009 at 8:45 pm
“Yes…………all I can say is WOW also. What a fucking hot female. I wanna see this girl naked.”
She’s been a Page 3 model, so just use the google.
Kelley | June 4, 2009 at 8:50 pm
Why is it that women with huge, obviously fake tits insist on showing them off like this ? They look like hell, and she looks like a cheesy hooker. I liked Sam Ronson.
Maximus | June 4, 2009 at 8:52 pm
Without a doubt, the hottest DJ out there is Niki Bellucci. Seriously. Look her up. You’ll be glad you did.
Homer | June 4, 2009 at 9:31 pm
Lindsay only fucks wigger chicks.
Melissa | June 4, 2009 at 9:37 pm
I didn’t know Jenna Jameson dj’ed.
isitin | June 4, 2009 at 10:03 pm
Why are woman always jealous of beautiful hot woman. You all must be fugly looking fat woman.
Jon H | June 4, 2009 at 10:21 pm
The hottest DJ is Rebekah Teasdale.
Alli Watermelon | June 4, 2009 at 10:22 pm
Why do women constantly get accused of being JEALOUS when we don’t find another female attractive? I happen to find plenty of women beautiful, pretty, hot, etc. Just because I don’t find this chick to be very appealing (unless you’re looking for an escort), doesn’t mean I’ve fallen into jealous tendencies. Her lips are fake, she wears entirely too much make up, her body is nice besides her ridiculous breasts and she looks cheap. Rode hard and hung up wet. That my friend, is not someone that ALL people will be attracted to. And if you are, that’s fine. Some people just enjoy a little more class….that’s all :)
Sardonic | June 4, 2009 at 10:25 pm
Now THAT is a playground – and she comes with her own soundtrack, too. Nice.
Anonanon | June 4, 2009 at 10:33 pm
This chick posed for Playboy, Google has the pictures!
richard | June 4, 2009 at 10:44 pm
lol:
http://www.befuddle.co.uk/2008/08/lauren-pope-drunken-cat-fight/
Angry | June 4, 2009 at 11:07 pm
At first glance i wondered if this was a waxed statue of lindsay… Shes really hot, but looks very waxy/plastic looking.
Don Knotts | June 4, 2009 at 11:25 pm
@5 have you tried something called “Google”? From what I’ve found her preferred style of dress seems to be “un”.
___ | June 4, 2009 at 11:28 pm
#19, shut your trap, nobody gives a rat’s ass what you have to say.
Don Knotts | June 4, 2009 at 11:30 pm
@9 does this help?
http://ra.2mcl.com/wallpaper-big/girls_lauren-pope-1600x1200_65.html
Michelle | June 4, 2009 at 11:52 pm
WOW. This woman is gorgeous!!!!
gerard vandenberg | June 5, 2009 at 12:12 am
…………..BUT DO NOT ASK FOR THE MENTAL PART, folks!!
(be confident, AMERICANS DON’T)
uh Uh UH! Yeah | June 5, 2009 at 5:21 am
Her tits may be faked but her face and belly both look like very nice candidates for places to drop a load
Loren | June 5, 2009 at 5:51 am
@19 (Alli Watermelon)… just out of curiosity, who do you find attractive?
ROUGH daddy mvp | June 5, 2009 at 6:15 am
Yeah, some “DJ”!
I imagine the land of no man is full of those type…well done lilo!
David55 | June 5, 2009 at 6:34 am
OH, WONDERFUL!
There are many beautiful mature women and men chatting on that community****Cougar Circle***** which designed to help ethnically diverse singles meet new friends and make dates. u will have a more lovely baby not long after……
David55 | June 5, 2009 at 6:34 am
OH, WONDERFUL!
There are many beautiful mature women and men chatting on that community****Cougar Circle***** which designed to help ethnically diverse singles meet new friends and make dates. u will have a more lovely baby not long after……
Charley Kane | June 5, 2009 at 6:35 am
Another good looking woman who’s ruined her looks with giant cement tits. Ronson may not be pretty but at least she’s 100% human, not 50% sillicone.
T-Mon | June 5, 2009 at 7:50 am
i’d like to see a tape off those 2
Scott | June 5, 2009 at 7:54 am
“Kelley – June 4, 2009 8:50 PM
Why is it that women with huge, obviously fake tits insist on showing them off like this ? They look like hell, and she looks like a cheesy hooker. I liked Sam Ronson.”
Jealous much? They look far better than your tired ass, I’m sure, and there isnt a fucking thing wrong w showing them off. You know what’s worse than someone showing them off? Someone whining about her showing them off. You lost all credibility when you pulled the ‘I Like Sam Ronson’ rabbit out of your hat
Scott | June 5, 2009 at 7:57 am
Funny how 90% of the posters bitching about her supposed ‘ruined fake tits’ are female..jealous much? I know, i know, you’re ‘hotter than this bitch will ever be, because you’re RAY-UL, not fake’….yea right.
ginger | June 5, 2009 at 8:13 am
She’s hot because she obviously works out and diets like a spartan and she has a pretty face. Plastic tits don’t make a person hot, but they don’t make a person un-hot either.
RichPort's Ghost | June 5, 2009 at 8:18 am
Hey plastic surgeon deserves a Nobel prize.
Deacon Jones | June 5, 2009 at 8:36 am
These are automated teacher models that will be coming out of Japan in 5 years.
“Hey teacher! I gooot myy PENCILLLL!”
Dread not | June 5, 2009 at 8:38 am
That’s the new tummy that Lilo is gonna be snortin’ blow off of?! HO-LY SHIT! Between those rocky mountains, some “snow in the valley” for a freeze! That chick is gonna look like a powered sugar covered treat!
Earn$100 Per Day with PPC | June 5, 2009 at 8:41 am
wow… she could keep the record skipping all night long and I would still think she is an amazing dj!
Jibbly Biggins | June 5, 2009 at 8:42 am
She looks beautiful but strange – not a classical beauty but more like a Barbie doll. I can’t find any flaws or deviations from that standard which makes her look…..weird…
And sorry Lindsay, way out of your league. And probably interested in men, from the size of those implants….
Beastman AIDS | June 5, 2009 at 8:58 am
The only thing wrong with this picture is her SJP nose. But thats being extremely picky which – as a hoary-ass kiwi dude – is not even worth bringing up because ladies like this don’t look at fellas like me.
Rhialto | June 5, 2009 at 9:08 am
I can only encourage LiLo’s taste! Good job!
Darth | June 5, 2009 at 9:11 am
Has LiLo finally started to become a good girl? Well done!
Crazy Oldie | June 5, 2009 at 9:33 am
Great taste Lohan…..hopefully she keeps playing the girls like its a deck of cards…always trying to get a better hand…wonder when the day will come when she is finally with Megan Fox
David55 | June 5, 2009 at 9:36 am
OH! NICE!
I know a more interesting site than this*******Cougar Circle . c o m*****It is where single women and men come together for the mutual online dating experience.and it is for free. I lilke the site
David55 | June 5, 2009 at 9:37 am
OH! NICE!
I know a more interesting site than this*******Cougar Circle . c o m*****It is where single women and men come together for the mutual online dating experience.and it is for free. I lilke the site
Dread not | June 5, 2009 at 9:55 am
@ Crazy Oldie – June 5, 2009 9:33 AM – Great taste Lohan…..hopefully she keeps playing the girls like its a deck of cards…always trying to get a better hand…wonder when the day will come when she is finally with Megan Fox
From your mouth, to God’s ears. If there was EVER a time for a sex tape, that’d be it!