Lindsay Lohan’s taste in DJs has improved

June 4th, 2009 // 72 Comments

While she’s in London with but not with Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan personally requested the DJ services of Lauren Pope (above) for the weekend, according to The Sun:

“I met Lindsay a few months back at Faces in Essex and she invited me to have a drink with her and her friends.
“She is a lovely girl and really sweet. I’m told she has requested me and my DJ partner Kellie to play for her on Saturday night at Studio Valbonne.”

Huh. All this time I thought Sam had the penis, but now I’m starting to think Lindsay might be packing a fire-cock. Of course, none of that matters once Lauren is found beaten to death with a gargoyle. Oh, that Sam. Always leaving her calling card.

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  1. First

    First, wfs

  2. aaaa

    much better

  3. Brandon

    Wow…

  4. Linds would never go out with a girl this hot – it would take waaaaay too much attention away from her.


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  5. isitin

    Yes…………all I can say is WOW also. What a fucking hot female. I wanna see this girl naked.

  6. Tad Bit Tipsy

    Man… I’d like to spin her…. records.

  7. isitin

    Also no stupid tattoos…………….She is my kind of woman.

  8. Pilatunes

    Oh. My. God. That, my friends, is fucking hot.

  9. Tad Bit Tipsy

    Where’s the ass? I want to see the ass, you can see it coming in the last picture, but alas just a tease. Can’t tap it till I see it.

  10. Is that a DJ or a whore?

  11. squishymeat

    Fake hair fake face fake tits. Just her type.

    I hate chicks who would look like ass without plastic and chemicals.

  12. Jon H

    “Yes…………all I can say is WOW also. What a fucking hot female. I wanna see this girl naked.”

    She’s been a Page 3 model, so just use the google.

  13. Kelley

    Why is it that women with huge, obviously fake tits insist on showing them off like this ? They look like hell, and she looks like a cheesy hooker. I liked Sam Ronson.

  14. Maximus

    Without a doubt, the hottest DJ out there is Niki Bellucci. Seriously. Look her up. You’ll be glad you did.

  15. Homer

    Lindsay only fucks wigger chicks.

  16. Melissa

    I didn’t know Jenna Jameson dj’ed.

  17. isitin

    Why are woman always jealous of beautiful hot woman. You all must be fugly looking fat woman.

  18. Jon H

    The hottest DJ is Rebekah Teasdale.

  19. Alli Watermelon

    Why do women constantly get accused of being JEALOUS when we don’t find another female attractive? I happen to find plenty of women beautiful, pretty, hot, etc. Just because I don’t find this chick to be very appealing (unless you’re looking for an escort), doesn’t mean I’ve fallen into jealous tendencies. Her lips are fake, she wears entirely too much make up, her body is nice besides her ridiculous breasts and she looks cheap. Rode hard and hung up wet. That my friend, is not someone that ALL people will be attracted to. And if you are, that’s fine. Some people just enjoy a little more class….that’s all :)

  20. Sardonic

    Now THAT is a playground – and she comes with her own soundtrack, too. Nice.

  21. Anonanon

    This chick posed for Playboy, Google has the pictures!

  22. Angry

    At first glance i wondered if this was a waxed statue of lindsay… Shes really hot, but looks very waxy/plastic looking.

  23. @5 have you tried something called “Google”? From what I’ve found her preferred style of dress seems to be “un”.

  24. ___

    #19, shut your trap, nobody gives a rat’s ass what you have to say.

  25. Michelle

    WOW. This woman is gorgeous!!!!

  26. …………..BUT DO NOT ASK FOR THE MENTAL PART, folks!!
    (be confident, AMERICANS DON’T)

  27. uh Uh UH! Yeah

    Her tits may be faked but her face and belly both look like very nice candidates for places to drop a load

  28. Loren

    @19 (Alli Watermelon)… just out of curiosity, who do you find attractive?

  29. Yeah, some “DJ”!

    I imagine the land of no man is full of those type…well done lilo!

  30. David55

    OH, WONDERFUL!
    There are many beautiful mature women and men chatting on that community****Cougar Circle***** which designed to help ethnically diverse singles meet new friends and make dates. u will have a more lovely baby not long after……

  31. David55

    OH, WONDERFUL!
    There are many beautiful mature women and men chatting on that community****Cougar Circle***** which designed to help ethnically diverse singles meet new friends and make dates. u will have a more lovely baby not long after……

  32. Another good looking woman who’s ruined her looks with giant cement tits. Ronson may not be pretty but at least she’s 100% human, not 50% sillicone.

  33. T-Mon

    i’d like to see a tape off those 2

  34. Scott

    “Kelley – June 4, 2009 8:50 PM

    Why is it that women with huge, obviously fake tits insist on showing them off like this ? They look like hell, and she looks like a cheesy hooker. I liked Sam Ronson.”

    Jealous much? They look far better than your tired ass, I’m sure, and there isnt a fucking thing wrong w showing them off. You know what’s worse than someone showing them off? Someone whining about her showing them off. You lost all credibility when you pulled the ‘I Like Sam Ronson’ rabbit out of your hat

  35. Scott

    Funny how 90% of the posters bitching about her supposed ‘ruined fake tits’ are female..jealous much? I know, i know, you’re ‘hotter than this bitch will ever be, because you’re RAY-UL, not fake’….yea right.

  36. ginger

    She’s hot because she obviously works out and diets like a spartan and she has a pretty face. Plastic tits don’t make a person hot, but they don’t make a person un-hot either.

  37. Hey plastic surgeon deserves a Nobel prize.

  38. Deacon Jones

    These are automated teacher models that will be coming out of Japan in 5 years.

    “Hey teacher! I gooot myy PENCILLLL!”

  39. Dread not

    That’s the new tummy that Lilo is gonna be snortin’ blow off of?! HO-LY SHIT! Between those rocky mountains, some “snow in the valley” for a freeze! That chick is gonna look like a powered sugar covered treat!

  40. wow… she could keep the record skipping all night long and I would still think she is an amazing dj!

  41. Jibbly Biggins

    She looks beautiful but strange – not a classical beauty but more like a Barbie doll. I can’t find any flaws or deviations from that standard which makes her look…..weird…

    And sorry Lindsay, way out of your league. And probably interested in men, from the size of those implants….

  42. Beastman AIDS

    The only thing wrong with this picture is her SJP nose. But thats being extremely picky which – as a hoary-ass kiwi dude – is not even worth bringing up because ladies like this don’t look at fellas like me.

  43. Rhialto

    I can only encourage LiLo’s taste! Good job!

  44. Darth

    Has LiLo finally started to become a good girl? Well done!

  45. Great taste Lohan…..hopefully she keeps playing the girls like its a deck of cards…always trying to get a better hand…wonder when the day will come when she is finally with Megan Fox

  46. David55

    OH! NICE!
    I know a more interesting site than this*******Cougar Circle . c o m*****It is where single women and men come together for the mutual online dating experience.and it is for free. I lilke the site

  47. David55

    OH! NICE!
    I know a more interesting site than this*******Cougar Circle . c o m*****It is where single women and men come together for the mutual online dating experience.and it is for free. I lilke the site

  48. Dread not

    @ Crazy Oldie – June 5, 2009 9:33 AM – Great taste Lohan…..hopefully she keeps playing the girls like its a deck of cards…always trying to get a better hand…wonder when the day will come when she is finally with Megan Fox

    From your mouth, to God’s ears. If there was EVER a time for a sex tape, that’d be it!

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