While she’s in London with but not with Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan personally requested the DJ services of Lauren Pope (above) for the weekend, according to The Sun:
“I met Lindsay a few months back at Faces in Essex and she invited me to have a drink with her and her friends.
“She is a lovely girl and really sweet. I’m told she has requested me and my DJ partner Kellie to play for her on Saturday night at Studio Valbonne.”
Huh. All this time I thought Sam had the penis, but now I’m starting to think Lindsay might be packing a fire-cock. Of course, none of that matters once Lauren is found beaten to death with a gargoyle. Oh, that Sam. Always leaving her calling card.