Lindsay Lohan’s Swimsuit Party

By: The Superficial / June 28, 2009

Lindsay Lohan celebrated her 23rd birthday at the Wet Republic pool in Vegas Saturday, and does anyone else find it hilarious they actually bothered to make her a cake? Surprisingly, she ate it which means she’s a fatty now and will never find work again. YOU WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG, LINDSAY! MUAHAHA!

I’m going to hell.

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