Lindsay Lohan celebrated her 23rd birthday at the Wet Republic pool in Vegas Saturday, and does anyone else find it hilarious they actually bothered to make her a cake? Surprisingly, she ate it which means she’s a fatty now and will never find work again. YOU WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG, LINDSAY! MUAHAHA!
I’m going to hell.
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juls | June 28, 2009 at 5:03 pm
toooo skinny
chjg | June 28, 2009 at 5:03 pm
what’s with the weird contacts? also, what’s with the superficial not being funny anymore?
Defcon | June 28, 2009 at 5:06 pm
She’s 23 ? ?? ? Holy crap, cocaine is a helluva drug :D it makes u 10 years ..no wait…18 years older then u look :D !
Batgirl | June 28, 2009 at 5:19 pm
She used to be pretty… but then again, she used eat food.
EK | June 28, 2009 at 5:19 pm
She’s so nasty she makes me involuntarily bulimic. Cover up that nasty freckled hide already.
Lindsay Lohan Pictures | June 28, 2009 at 5:20 pm
I love Lindsay more than crack!!
Lindsay Lohan Pictures | June 28, 2009 at 5:23 pm
looks so amazing
leave lindsay alone!!
kmm | June 28, 2009 at 5:37 pm
Pic #10, is that guy with the black hat sucking Lindsay’s cock?
Alli Watermelon | June 28, 2009 at 5:39 pm
Dude, I’m not going to lie..that coral swimsuit is hot! I don’t think her contacts look bad. They’re pretty. She should in fact…try eating once in a while. It’s amazing what food can do for you =)
Dread not | June 28, 2009 at 5:41 pm
Yeah, sure, they made her a “cake”. What was in that “cake”? Was it crumb a “cake” that conveniently crumbled into a fine white powder, when they placed it on the mirrored surface plate? And was said “cake” delivered via a “mules” rectum? In all fairness, Lindsay looks hot! As she ages and the hole she burns through her nasal cavity slowly causes her to experience “snow blindness” when she “powders her nose”, causes her to stop her partying ways. She’ll gain weight gradually over the years, thus having a quasi Suzanne Somers like hotness through her late twenties, on into her thirties, forties and beyond, well into her later years. Pulled that name out of moth balls, Suzanne Somers. Wait… Suzanne Somers… Chrissy Snow… snow…. blow… Lindsay Lohan… F’n weird,man! This is all banking on Lindsay not burning out all her brain cells, then deciding that she’s really a man named, Lincoln Lohan, or, Linc, for short, a la, Chad/ Chastity Bono. Lindsay with a penis she didn’t strap on… scary!
Funeral Guy | June 28, 2009 at 5:43 pm
All those bathing suit shots and not one cameltoe…very disappointing.
taz | June 28, 2009 at 5:45 pm
i would pump her so long and hard she would give up girls forever!
Ardgelina | June 28, 2009 at 5:45 pm
those swimsuits r freaking adorable!!!! I love them all!
Funeral Guy | June 28, 2009 at 5:46 pm
#10 Dread not…Dude, you gotta get yo self into a rehab.
jojo | June 28, 2009 at 5:47 pm
Lindsay has major emotional problems! She needs serious professional help!
jojo | June 28, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Lindsay has major emotional problems! She needs serious professional help!
Mike Oxbhig | June 28, 2009 at 5:52 pm
Damn…Id love to stretch her ass with my cock then watch her lick it clean…then watch her go over and cram her tongue down Samantha’s throat.
Shes pretty hot when she isnt dolled up, dressed weird, wearing stupid heels or trying to be stylish. Shes more of a jeans & tshirt kind of slut.
myface | June 28, 2009 at 6:10 pm
lookin rabid.
why did pill popping death take michael jackson and not this retarded whore?
kaylia | June 28, 2009 at 6:17 pm
all of the bathing suits = super ugly
I know she’s broke but can’t she find anything better?
Uglyshoes | June 28, 2009 at 6:21 pm
Why does she always have a phone in her hand? She waiting for her “agent” to call her with some work? And when I say “agent” I mean drug dealer, and when I say “work” I mean crack.
Do FreeBird | June 28, 2009 at 6:28 pm
She is truly an American treaure.
hotels | June 28, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Not bad.
hotels | June 28, 2009 at 6:31 pm
Not bad.
FromOutofFrakkinNoWhere | June 28, 2009 at 6:36 pm
WTF, totally gross. What are those on her feet, flippers.
Guy | June 28, 2009 at 6:40 pm
I’m guessing this party involved no swimming whats so ever. Just changing into various swim suits with matching shoes.
igi | June 28, 2009 at 6:50 pm
so shes getting paid by showing up at her birthday party and modeling a line of swimwear. classy.
thanks everyone for showing up!
ROUGH--king of fap | June 28, 2009 at 6:56 pm
Since lilo retired from the jizz biz, things aint the same anymore! that red outfit is amazing, she does it justice but shes a little bit off for some reason…btw that ass is visually appalling….
sin | June 28, 2009 at 7:01 pm
Look at all of that pussy around her. No wonder Lindsay is smiling. There is going to be a lezzie orgy for her b-day. She gets to unwrap all of the girls “presents”.
lizzy | June 28, 2009 at 7:13 pm
I LOVE THAT CORAL BATHING SUIT I WANT IT. I PROBABLY CAN’T AFFORD IT BUT IT WILL BE MINE.
joy | June 28, 2009 at 7:24 pm
Photo #10: Is that her muff hair in a bouquet?
Mama Pinkus | June 28, 2009 at 7:27 pm
she’s looking a bit weathered; she needs to cut the extreme partying or her shelf life won’t extend to her thirties
casualencounters.com/blog | June 28, 2009 at 7:29 pm
Something about her face in these pictures just looks… wrong.
AMO | June 28, 2009 at 7:40 pm
She looked her best back when she was dating Wilmer. You know when she was her natural self w/ meat on her bones…
cavy | June 28, 2009 at 7:45 pm
She’s so fucking BEAUTIFUL! Just wish she’d get healthy and eat some veggies! She’s my thinspo, but I’m doing it the right way!
I'll eat your soul. | June 28, 2009 at 7:46 pm
Good, she needs to eat some damn cake. If she didn’t have those big floppy boobs she’d have the body of a twelve-year old.
saywha? | June 28, 2009 at 7:49 pm
this is one chick who i don’t really care to see in a bikini @ all…excuse me while i hurl..
Curves | June 28, 2009 at 7:55 pm
NO Thanks.
datroof | June 28, 2009 at 7:56 pm
She’s hooked through the gills.
She’s got a raging coke burn going on in her brain here. You can see it in her eyes.
Too bad for her. She’s pretty, and talented. But she’s burning herself up.
herbiefrog | June 28, 2009 at 8:01 pm
why ayou even posting… how are we gonna protect our welf n privlig…what ? why are you watchin us ?
just diussapointed is all
v v v v v v v sad people
Alina | June 28, 2009 at 8:04 pm
I wish a thousand times be her and live her life. It’s so damn free and happy
Bahaha | June 28, 2009 at 8:22 pm
lindsey looks soo great. everybody is justjealous of how great of a body she has and in denial.she’s so cute.
lolli | June 28, 2009 at 8:26 pm
23? She looks older than me and I’m 26.
ew | June 28, 2009 at 8:41 pm
she looks like she’s in her 30′s or 40′s.
her bones protruding out just looks gross.
she makes me want to get fat.
ew | June 28, 2009 at 8:42 pm
she looks like she’s in her 30′s or 40′s.
her bones protruding out just looks gross.
she makes me want to get fat.
Regan | June 28, 2009 at 8:50 pm
i hate gingers. fucking freckles all over. and those horrible knees and fugly shoes.. other than that her body is -okay-, maybe a little on the skinny side.
Square Fucker | June 28, 2009 at 9:00 pm
She used to be so hot. Remember the Santa outfit from Mean Girls?
http://www.randomimage.us/29873.html
alex | June 28, 2009 at 9:06 pm
Honestly I can’t think of anyone else like her so she’s deffinately her own person and certainly lived more than most of her detractors, plus she looks like a naughty wendie’s girl which is pretty awesome.
I love this site just because it reminds me how piggly brittney is, how ironic it is that aguilara is still hot and how much of a minx lohan is with her dark eye make-up rawr!
LadyBug | June 28, 2009 at 9:18 pm
@46
WOW! I have forgotten that! Thanks for bringing the sexy back!
Quinn | June 28, 2009 at 9:38 pm
Only 23 huh, Seems like ages ago she was young and hot. She’s not aging well.
cheezy_poof | June 28, 2009 at 10:07 pm
WTF is with her really high belly button?