Apparently this is the photo shoot that keeps on giving because now there’s a video to accompany Lindsay Lohan’s “artistic rendition” of Kate Moss and Johnny Depp’s romance in Muse magazine. Unfortunately this thing would’ve been more erotic if you couldn’t smell the ashtray and skeez between glimpses of Lindsay’s liver spots. Only 23 but with the hands of an 80-year-old gin fiend. I’m tantalized.
WARNING: NSFW
Video: Muse
FIRST!
Trainwreck
in b4 a million jealous ugly girls call her ugly/gross/slut/etc
Stinky
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Lindsay and Dina can be cougars together now.
I see no nipple, only gay guy fingernail.
WHat the fuck?
Just make full porn already, I’m beginning to lose interest and these dirty baby steps are degrading the novelty factor.
Is it Halloween again so soon?
I’m disturbed from that. At first I thought it was gonna be just your regular bad art film, but then it just ended up making me feel bad.
Definitely disturbed.
nice star in pic #1 what the fuck fish?? why are f—– fingers nsfw
I thought cigarette commercials were banned.
Dear Superficial Writer:
I am a daily reader, but if you continue to show eye damaging photos/videos of HoHan sandwiched with the latest Tiger “update” I am going to check the F out!
Thanks a million.
A) boring
B) boring music
C) smoking a cigarette does not make it ‘edgy’
grade: F
You’ve got a point, Evil, but I’ve already lost interest. Girl ain’t got no alibi, that’s for sure.
If there’s any novelty left to lose, I can’t find it.
When is the sextape with Tiger Woods and LiLo coming out?
Yup, here comes the vomit. Ugh gin tastes bad coming back up. Thanks Hohan.
i’d still fuck.
Lindsay first tentative steps into the world of porn
how is this good for her.
I bet her pussy even tastes like smoke. Yuck. That is the opposite of erotic.
You know how i know this isnt an actual Lindsay Lohan party? The abscense of heroin needles and mirrors and razor blades and those all important rolled up 100 dollar bills.
Lindsay first tentative steps into the world of porn
MMmMmMmm yummmmyy im wearing a diaper DaShadyBoard.com
she looks like Brigitte Nielsen in her current state.
Now my computer smells like second-hand smoke.
And has crabs.
When Lindsay finally turns to porn, should she keep her name or change it to something more porn-like?
God, she looks old to be 23. Very very very sad. And I hope there are no little girls out there thinking this is in ANY WAY hot……whatever you do……DON”T take that road.!! Ridden hard, put up wet.
Oh and I’m cracking up about Karl’s comment about her pussy smelling like smoke…..because I’m sure it does…lol.
I wonder how long before Michael Lohan is on here complaining he can only see red stars.
since when is smoking a cigarette edgy and toeing the line?
Was this a cigarette commercial?
Somewhere, a VW Bug is turning to rust from crying his little headlights out.
I never thought that a skanky tramp like this could make Britney Spears seem angelic by comparison.
I felt as if they were waiting on a pregnancy test for half the film and the other parts were the them fucking around part before they were figured she was late.
Watching the video is like finding out the hot girl from high school is now a strung out street walker. 5 years ago I would have chopped off my balls to see her naked, writhing around with several other people. Now I feel like I might get VD from just looking at her.
Also, what I got from that movie is that LiLo’s “Private Parties” involve chain-smoking, laying about lethargically, and joyless and boring group sex. I’m gonna RSVP maybe…
so this is life of a famous child star. I wonder what the %’s are of child stars burn outs vs ones who have normal life?
Stop posting this shit. No one cares.
i think he’s listening for a heartbeat. must have taken a lot of coke.
Ugh. Strung out, dirty people are not sexy.
WHAT THE FUCK?
I ONLY SEE RED STARS.
I WANT TO SEE THAT TITTY. HOW DO I MAKE THE STARS GO AWAY?
What the hell is this? Seriously, how broke is she?
I really didn’t think Lindsay could look any more strung out than she already does…and then I see this video.
Y would I NOT be surprised if Tiger has slept with her too..
Jesus…….one haggard skank. This is what hard drugs does to you, kiddies. Take note.
Trashy-hot…I actually like the video.
They should show this in high schools to promote abstinence. It would be extremely effective.
worst smoking add of all time….oh and the gay dude isn’t fooling anyone….
it’s like a really really bad version of “Justify My Love”
Lilo is still fine as hell… bunch of haters.
I like the new lindsay.
More T&A is ok by me.