Apparently this is the photo shoot that keeps on giving because now there’s a video to accompany Lindsay Lohan’s “artistic rendition” of Kate Moss and Johnny Depp’s romance in Muse magazine. Unfortunately this thing would’ve been more erotic if you couldn’t smell the ashtray and skeez between glimpses of Lindsay’s liver spots. Only 23 but with the hands of an 80-year-old gin fiend. I’m tantalized.
WARNING: NSFW
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derekfree | December 9, 2009 at 4:36 pm
FIRST!
Will | December 9, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Trainwreck
Jamal winfrey | December 9, 2009 at 4:39 pm
in b4 a million jealous ugly girls call her ugly/gross/slut/etc
havoc | December 9, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Stinky
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Eric | December 9, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Lindsay and Dina can be cougars together now.
B | December 9, 2009 at 4:41 pm
I see no nipple, only gay guy fingernail.
cmurda | December 9, 2009 at 4:43 pm
WHat the fuck?
Evil | December 9, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Just make full porn already, I’m beginning to lose interest and these dirty baby steps are degrading the novelty factor.
R.I.P.Each | December 9, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Is it Halloween again so soon?
I’m disturbed from that. At first I thought it was gonna be just your regular bad art film, but then it just ended up making me feel bad.
Definitely disturbed.
mel gibson | December 9, 2009 at 4:46 pm
nice star in pic #1 what the fuck fish?? why are f—– fingers nsfw
Eric | December 9, 2009 at 4:47 pm
I thought cigarette commercials were banned.
bluemanda | December 9, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Dear Superficial Writer:
I am a daily reader, but if you continue to show eye damaging photos/videos of HoHan sandwiched with the latest Tiger “update” I am going to check the F out!
Thanks a million.
supersocco | December 9, 2009 at 4:49 pm
A) boring
B) boring music
C) smoking a cigarette does not make it ‘edgy’
grade: F
The Bastard | December 9, 2009 at 4:50 pm
You’ve got a point, Evil, but I’ve already lost interest. Girl ain’t got no alibi, that’s for sure.
If there’s any novelty left to lose, I can’t find it.
Donnie Brassballs | December 9, 2009 at 4:51 pm
When is the sextape with Tiger Woods and LiLo coming out?
Danklin24 | December 9, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Yup, here comes the vomit. Ugh gin tastes bad coming back up. Thanks Hohan.
donnie douche | December 9, 2009 at 4:58 pm
i’d still fuck.
Eric | December 9, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Lindsay first tentative steps into the world of porn
Taz | December 9, 2009 at 4:59 pm
how is this good for her.
Karl | December 9, 2009 at 5:00 pm
I bet her pussy even tastes like smoke. Yuck. That is the opposite of erotic.
Gia | December 9, 2009 at 5:02 pm
You know how i know this isnt an actual Lindsay Lohan party? The abscense of heroin needles and mirrors and razor blades and those all important rolled up 100 dollar bills.
Eric | December 9, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Lindsay first tentative steps into the world of porn
GUTTER | December 9, 2009 at 5:05 pm
MMmMmMmm yummmmyy im wearing a diaper DaShadyBoard.com
N | December 9, 2009 at 5:07 pm
she looks like Brigitte Nielsen in her current state.
Papahotnuts | December 9, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Now my computer smells like second-hand smoke.
And has crabs.
Eric | December 9, 2009 at 5:12 pm
When Lindsay finally turns to porn, should she keep her name or change it to something more porn-like?
ss | December 9, 2009 at 5:13 pm
God, she looks old to be 23. Very very very sad. And I hope there are no little girls out there thinking this is in ANY WAY hot……whatever you do……DON”T take that road.!! Ridden hard, put up wet.
ss | December 9, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Oh and I’m cracking up about Karl’s comment about her pussy smelling like smoke…..because I’m sure it does…lol.
dude | December 9, 2009 at 5:14 pm
I wonder how long before Michael Lohan is on here complaining he can only see red stars.
what | December 9, 2009 at 5:17 pm
since when is smoking a cigarette edgy and toeing the line?
Veenus Envy | December 9, 2009 at 5:18 pm
Was this a cigarette commercial?
sunshine | December 9, 2009 at 5:18 pm
Somewhere, a VW Bug is turning to rust from crying his little headlights out.
Jimmy | December 9, 2009 at 5:21 pm
I never thought that a skanky tramp like this could make Britney Spears seem angelic by comparison.
GladtoSay | December 9, 2009 at 5:21 pm
I felt as if they were waiting on a pregnancy test for half the film and the other parts were the them fucking around part before they were figured she was late.
frank rizzo | December 9, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Watching the video is like finding out the hot girl from high school is now a strung out street walker. 5 years ago I would have chopped off my balls to see her naked, writhing around with several other people. Now I feel like I might get VD from just looking at her.
Also, what I got from that movie is that LiLo’s “Private Parties” involve chain-smoking, laying about lethargically, and joyless and boring group sex. I’m gonna RSVP maybe…
chris | December 9, 2009 at 5:24 pm
so this is life of a famous child star. I wonder what the %’s are of child stars burn outs vs ones who have normal life?
Natalie | December 9, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Stop posting this shit. No one cares.
http://www.thefamousphere.com | December 9, 2009 at 5:24 pm
i think he’s listening for a heartbeat. must have taken a lot of coke.
Solaera | December 9, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Ugh. Strung out, dirty people are not sexy.
Michael Lohan | December 9, 2009 at 5:35 pm
WHAT THE FUCK?
I ONLY SEE RED STARS.
I WANT TO SEE THAT TITTY. HOW DO I MAKE THE STARS GO AWAY?
abel | December 9, 2009 at 5:36 pm
What the hell is this? Seriously, how broke is she?
L | December 9, 2009 at 5:39 pm
I really didn’t think Lindsay could look any more strung out than she already does…and then I see this video.
Hayzues | December 9, 2009 at 5:47 pm
Y would I NOT be surprised if Tiger has slept with her too..
Anonymous | December 9, 2009 at 6:02 pm
Jesus…….one haggard skank. This is what hard drugs does to you, kiddies. Take note.
Matrim | December 9, 2009 at 6:08 pm
Trashy-hot…I actually like the video.
dude | December 9, 2009 at 6:12 pm
They should show this in high schools to promote abstinence. It would be extremely effective.
kingofbeer | December 9, 2009 at 6:21 pm
worst smoking add of all time….oh and the gay dude isn’t fooling anyone….
oneill | December 9, 2009 at 6:30 pm
it’s like a really really bad version of “Justify My Love”
Lance | December 9, 2009 at 6:33 pm
Lilo is still fine as hell… bunch of haters.
gil | December 9, 2009 at 6:48 pm
I like the new lindsay.
More T&A is ok by me.