Lindsay Lohan’s Slutty Photos: The Movie
Apparently this is the photo shoot that keeps on giving because now there’s a video to accompany Lindsay Lohan’s “artistic rendition” of Kate Moss and Johnny Depp’s romance in Muse magazine. Unfortunately this thing would’ve been more erotic if you couldn’t smell the ashtray and skeez between glimpses of Lindsay’s liver spots. Only 23 but with the hands of an 80-year-old gin fiend. I’m tantalized.