Lindsay Lohan’s probably going back to rehab

September 18th, 2009 // 58 Comments

The NYPD removed Lindsay Lohan from the Bowery Hotel in New York last night after she straight flipped her shit outside Samantha Ronson’s hotel room. Or what she thought was Samantha’s room because gin’s a tricky mistress. Hollyscoop reports:

Police were called to the scene after Lindsay reportedly “threw a room-service tray at what she thought was her girlfriend’s door” during a heated fight.
The only problem was…she threw that tray at the wrong door. As a result Lindsay was kicked out of the posh hotel, with authorities escorting her off the premises.
The same source claims Lindsay’s friends and family are planning on staging an intervention to get her back in rehab for the fourth time!

How many times does a person have to go to rehab until the word “lobotomy” enters the discussion? Or if that seems a little harsh, let’s just lock Lindsay in a room loaded with coke up to her knees. She’ll either OD and die happy or snort her way through the walls facilitating her new career as a Black Ops agent for the government. “Alright, Lindsay. The terrorists are behind this mountain – and they’re holding. GO!”

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  1. Rhialto

    There’re more hotels who won’t take her in again ever.

  2. Nero

    The guy in the back who’s escorting her.He should have KICKED her out.

  3. God, this girl is seriously effed up. Tragic.

    -meream

  4. #49, You forgot allergic to alcohol. Big check.

    Hope she pulls it together a la RDJ

  5. Sophia

    Her lips make her look retarded.

  6. realist

    Lindsay looks better as a red head. I miss her in the Parent Trap. Go back to being a red head chica

  7. Blupup8

    Lindsay is awesome. People need to step the fuck back and realise we all have problems.

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