Lindsay Lohan’s probably going back to rehab

The Superficial / September 18, 2009

The NYPD removed Lindsay Lohan from the Bowery Hotel in New York last night after she straight flipped her shit outside Samantha Ronson’s hotel room. Or what she thought was Samantha’s room because gin’s a tricky mistress. Hollyscoop reports:

Police were called to the scene after Lindsay reportedly “threw a room-service tray at what she thought was her girlfriend’s door” during a heated fight.
The only problem was…she threw that tray at the wrong door. As a result Lindsay was kicked out of the posh hotel, with authorities escorting her off the premises.
The same source claims Lindsay’s friends and family are planning on staging an intervention to get her back in rehab for the fourth time!

How many times does a person have to go to rehab until the word “lobotomy” enters the discussion? Or if that seems a little harsh, let’s just lock Lindsay in a room loaded with coke up to her knees. She’ll either OD and die happy or snort her way through the walls facilitating her new career as a Black Ops agent for the government. “Alright, Lindsay. The terrorists are behind this mountain – and they’re holding. GO!”