Lindsay Lohan’s parents are to blame

August 9th, 2007 // 72 Comments

Lindsay Lohan’s former bodyguard, Tony Almeida, is speaking out, saying Lindsay’s ridiculous behavior was the cause of neglectful and abusive parents who saw her as a source of money. Page Six reports:

Once, when Lindsay was 16, Michael flew into a rage while driving and “slammed on the brakes and dragged her out of the car, pushed her up against the hood, screamed at her and called her a slut. This was on the Long Island Expressway! I got in the middle of it and pulled him off.”

Meanwhile, Dina often “let her do whatever she wanted, just to keep her happy and working . . . [At her 16th birthday party] Lindsay drank whatever she wanted – I saw her drinking beer and mixed drinks with my own eyes [without Dina's intervention].”

As Lindsay’s manager, Dina – who was desperate to become a star herself – received 10 percent of her income. “Lindsay was the family cash cow – and she resented it,” Almeida claims. “They counted on her to pay their bills . . . I saw Lindsay exhausted, begging her mother for some time off.”

Young Lindsay’s parents looked the other way as she began a life of boozing, boys and drugs. When she was 15, they allowed her to share a room with her then-14-year-old boyfriend, Aaron Carter, at Loews in Miami Beach. Almeida relates, “They knew Lindsay was sleeping in Aaron’s room. But they seemed happy she had chosen somebody who could benefit her singing career.”

It’s nice of him to share, but everybody already knows what kind of clowns Lindsay Lohan’s parents are. I could randomly buy better parents for Lindsay from a pet store. That dog in the corner trying to eat its own poo? Ten times the mother Dina Lohan will ever be.


  1. Jerzy

    Nice grammar in the caption, dill-hole. Not the “cause” but the “result” dumbass.

  2. mICHAEL

    Okay, Like her life is so bad. blame the parents what BS. i mean nobody has the perfect parents. the fact is she is in her early 20′s partying like the supposed rock star that she thinks she is, which is fine. but dont blame the parents for her stupidity, i mean they didnt force the drugs and alcohol in her body. they didnt for her to wreck her car and run away, they didnt force her to do anything except pursue her career– which is the best thing they could of done. it reallys bug me that these glorified media celebritys take everything for granted, and blame everyone else but themselves. i hope she does the time for these crimes, i dont wish it on anybody, but hey you do the crime — do the time. i mean the average joe would already have been locked up and working off the sentences but no not the celebs, they get slapped on the wrists with a baby blanket. geez — her friend paris — did her little stint in jail, also. one more thing nobody forces the girl to sleep around and be the hoe of hollywood — she did that to herself.

    thank you for your time.

  3. durbinlover

    Poor kid, she never got a break. Dina Lohan is the worst mom ever.

  4. ordinary joe

    So who are these people who own up to their mistakes and don’t blame others? I’ve met very few of them in real life. Blaming others is the norm – starting with mommy and daddy, and then teachers, and then bosses, and then spouses. Cut the working class hero bullshit. Talk to any “ordinary” person long enough and eventually you’ll eventually hear blaming, complaining, bitching and moaning, and plenty of coulda woulda shoulda. Stand up and take your punishment? Sure – maybe when I’m through challenging this $20 parking ticket from the fuckin Gestapo meter maids…

  5. Italian Stallion

    I don’t blame it on anyone. People make their own choices in life. Like that time I kicked that old man down the steps. Sure he broke his back and his family sued me, but it was funny as shit at the time………

  6. Former bodyguard Tony Almeida? So that’s what he did after he stopped working at CTU with Jack Bauer.

  7. herbiefrog

    excuse us guys…
    …why are we commenting on ?

    “Lindsay Lohan’s former bodyguard says…”

    didnt her ex puppy already say it all ?

    …or was it a stick insect ?

  8. HeavenScent

    is anyone else creeped out at the thought of a baby hooker 15 year old Lilo and 14 year old pipsqueak Aaron Carter in the same room?! *runs away and hides*

  9. frankiedue

    Tony Almeida, her former bodyguard? Didn’t he used to work for CTU and got killed 2 seasons ago?

  10. Hecubus

    “I got in the middle of it and pulled him off.” They’re all fucking perverts in Hollywood

  11. Kit

    I really feel bad for her, never having loving parents and already looking like a hardedged old prostitute at 21.. and her eyes look sad.

  12. Yourfairytale

    I was abused as a child and I find it offensive when these little brats are always said to be “abused children.” Please. Lindsay was not abused, now or ever. Her parents are crappy, no doubt about that, but they are not abusive. She’s just an irresponsible, stupid bitch. I do not feel sorry for her at all. She has had the easiest life, no problems. She’s just spoiled.

  13. zhe zhould kill her parentz and then herzelf?

  14. Jeepers, when I was a kid my mother used to chase me around the backyard and throw spoons at me and call me a worthless putana. Compared to Dina Lohan, my mother is Mother Theresa

  15. cinnarose

    @ #6, comedy gold, thanks for the laugh.

    And, yeah, no one is surprised about LaLohan’s parents. Also, the sky is blue, fire is hot and the internet is full of porn. A few more newsflashes for you today.

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  17. cookie monsta

    ha ha ha ha ha


    on the highway? really?

  18. cookie monsta

    damn #60, ya beat me to it!!


    fuck off then!!

  19. I need to confess to the spyware problem the fish is having and everyone else. I put a porn link to the kraziherpezkelli name and when you click it , it goes to a porn site This is a site that has three old men having sex with each other. I also sent krazi fake emails that told her she won the lottery. I know everyone will be able to fix their problems.

  20. You guys are really smart!

    All of these posts and not one of you know it alls happen to notice that the bodyguard and the person suing Dina Lohan for 400k have the same name, Tony and Antonio Almeida. She is still a piece of shit for letting her own spawn do this to herself but I wonder what the connection is.

  21. Hex

    It’s too easy to say, “Well, she’s grown up now and should know better! It’s her fault for not doing anything to change her situation!”

    The fact is, she’s a person who, like all children, expected her parents to look out for her. Even if a mother or father screws up horrifically, it’s difficult for a kid to really accept this. A lot of kids would sooner believe that they have incurred all of this than realize their parents are wrong.

    I feel sorry for the Lindsays of the world. I really do.

  22. kk

    Poor Lindsay

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