Lindsay Lohan’s lawyer thinks she’s going to jail
The judge in Lindsay Lohan’s probation case has finally had enough and ordered Lindsay to personally appear on court in Thursday, the deadline for completing her alcohol education classes. Except Lindsay took off for Cannes over the weekend and now even her own lawyer thinks she’s going to jail, according to TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan’s lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley is in chambers with the judge in Lindsay Lohan’s DUI probation case … and on her way in Holley clearly telegraphed that Lindsay needs a little mercy if she’s going to avoid jail.
Holley said it’s up to the judge to decide if Lohan will go to jail. It’s the best Holley — a highly-accomplished lawyer — can really say, since Lindsay has not completed the required number of alcohol ed classes.
I wonder what could of pissed the judge off. It’s not like there’s some sort of global information network solely used to deliver images of drunken celebrities flashing their private parts that she could’ve looked at. Or did I just describe the telegraph again? Which one uses a pony?