Lindsay Lohan’s new boyfriend is Prince Charming

October 17th, 2007 // 75 Comments
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Lindsay Lohan’s new boyfriend snowboarder Riley Giles was apparently engaged when he started dating Lindsay. So how did Riley break things off with his fiancee? Simple, he didn’t. Nice, I love that approach. Keeps things mysterious. For her anyway, while you do other chicks. Of course it helps to pick one that’s not, I dunno, constantly photographed by the paparazzi. NY Daily News reports:

And poor Bree Tierney of Murray, Utah, found out he’d moved on from the tabloids.

“Riley just stopped calling Bree and never told her about Lindsay,” her mom, Tess, told Us Weekly. “She found out by seeing photos. It destroyed her.”

But, besides lacking a pair of balls, Riley is respectful towards Lindsay’s alcoholism:

“They did meet once and had sodas at a hotel bar, but they quickly realized it was not the right place to be,” a friend tells us. “Lindsay is sticking to the program.”

I see nothing out of the ordinary here. Boy meets girl. Boy and girl gets engaged. Boy meets another girl with large breasts, drug and alcohol problems and Daddy issues. Boy realizes he can do lots of naked stuff with new girl. Boy abandons fiancee by never calling her again. Boy and new girl get photographed 24/7. Same old tune, just different characters. It’s about as American as apple pie.

Photos: Splash News

  1. Jenna Jameson

    Lindsay is a real Slut, I just play one

  2. spy

    I wish she would sit on my face.

  3. ByeByeRehab

    It’s nice to see Lindsay hasn’t changed at all after all her. Just proves that you can put the slut in Rehab but you can’t Rehab the slut outta the girl. Won’t be long before this dude uses the money she makes for hotel rooms and hookers. I love Lindsay. She is such a party girl.

  4. Secretariat

    Bree Tierney or a case of the clap? Crab salad anyday!

  5. haroof

    Wow, is this the best she can do?

    Some nobody snowboarder?

  6. ph7

    She picks guys as well as mother did.

  7. Dar

    They both put the “ass” in “class”.

  8. Auntie Kryst

    *As heard by the announcer at the upcoming Winter X Games*

    “Giles enters the halfpipe, moving down the flats, wheelies up the up the side, oh nice ollie. Now down back into the flats gaining speed as he approaches the opposite wall…and…Oh wow he did it, he did it! Giles nails the triple Starfucker! Giles is dating a drunk, burnout and broke celebrity whore! I can’t believe it! Did you see that Sean?!”

  9. Very nice, Auntie.

  10. someone

    Why are all actresses carrying their bags like this?

    not on their shoulder. Not holding the straps by the hand.

    Over their inner arm with limp-dick wrist?

    can someone PLEASE answer this?
    Celebrities didn’t always have chronic fag-wrist while toting their totes. What is up with this?

  11. ph7

    Another fun picture of the drunk and the dirtbag:

    http://www.intouchweekly.com/content/2007/LindsayLohan1017.jpg

  12. someone

    doesnt he look like lilo brancato?? is it just me?

  13. EuroPainInTheButt

    She looks like a balding 38-year old. Is chipped nail polish the new fashion ? After Britney’s red, Lindsay’s dark blue. Vulgar.

  14. Darcie

    It’s nice to see that the Tara Reid 2.0, has found her own Faux-Federline.

    She is on the pathway to success…

    Call me in four years when this guy is getting custody of her kids and she is taking a swing at car windows with umbrellas… until then:

    Lindsay=Yawn.

  15. That chick Bree Tierney should be given a license to kill then slaughter both those cunts. Then give the girl a medal for a great contribution to society.

  16. igroovin

    not to judge or anything, but what a dickhead. what is wrong with people?

  17. someone

    I’m copying and pasting this:

    NEXT RESPONSE PLEASE COME UP WITH SOMETHING! Me and my friends are debating this. Gimme something!

    _______________________________________
    Why are all actresses carrying their bags like this?
    not on their shoulder. Not holding the straps by the hand.
    Over their inner arm with limp-dick wrist?
    can someone PLEASE answer this?
    ________________________________________
    Celebrities didn’t always have chronic fag-wrist while toting their totes. What is up with this?

  18. drew

    Seriously how much garbage is on the floor of that car. nothing but class for lohan I suppose.

  19. igroovin

    i wonder if he even told lindsey.

  20. veggi

    I loved Riley and Lindsay stole him. I met her at a meeting while they
    were still patients at Cirque, and I just knew something was up.

    “She came into the meeting with Riley, and she comes over and sits next
    to me, being overly nice. She was complimenting me on my hair and trying
    to be my friend. It didn’t seem sincere at all.

    “A few days later, I get a text message from Riley telling me he wanted
    to ‘take a break.’ I knew instantly it was because of Lindsay.”

    The distraught 22-year-old — who supported Riley through numerous busts
    and his struggle with drug addiction — says he got on one knee and
    proposed to her almost three years ago.

    “I’ve stuck by Riley through the good and the bad,” Breanna told The
    ENQUIRER. “We lived together for three years and planned on being
    together forever.

    “But when he finally confessed to me that he had sex with Lindsay in
    one of the stairwells at Cirque — that was it, we were done.”

    hahaha! in a stairwell! woo hoo!
    oh, and she’s ugly. Bree, that is.

  21. Spankalot

    This guy is a real asshole . He gives us guys a bad rep. Shit that reminds me I should call my wife I went for beer and smokes two years ago . I was so drunk I forgot were I was living so I couldn’t go back . I think she will buy that.

  22. ha8ter

    Lovely couple.
    He’s fugly.
    And fat.
    Fat and fugly.

  23. I know this will come as a surprise to some of you.
    I was watching some porn this morning, and this slut was giving the stud some head. He pulled out and shot all over her face. Nothing new there, but she was wearing these big-ass sunglasses, so no jiz got in her eyes.
    I was like………WOW……………so that’s why all these Hollywood sluts wear those big-ass sunglasses, jiz protection.
    That shit burns the eyes……………so I’m told.

  24. veg

    Aren’t there any naked pictures of Josh Hartnett anywhere? I’m so bored.

  25. B Shatner

    Bree, always remember:

    Revenge is a dish best served with burning VD.
    – Slightly Bastardized Klingon Proverb

  26. Italian Stallion

    Old Dirty Bastard is turning in his grave knowing this douchebag is wearing a Wu Tang Clan shirt…………

  27. Mal Reynolds

    Generallysuggested that you avoid starting a new relationship in your first year of sobriety. all well, fuck it! I hear she is drinking anyway.
    good post Auntie!

  28. DA

    @26,
    I couldn’t find any.
    Want some of my naked pics?

  29. Tits McCholo

    Remember how many times Liz Taylor got married to some douche with a friggin mullet in rehab? I’m serious. It’s a wonder Linds didn’t just fuck the janitor… she may have, but he was married and just wanted the extra notch in his shed out back.

  30. Fag

    NEW YORK — Chocolate Jesus is resurrected.

    “My Sweet Lord,” an anatomically correct milk chocolate sculpture of Jesus Christ that infuriated Catholics before its April unveiling was canceled, returns Oct. 27 to a Chelsea art gallery, its creator said Tuesday. This time, artist Cosimo Cavallaro said he expects the public exhibit to proceed without a problem.

    “There is nothing offensive about this,” Cavallaro said of his controversial confectionary work. “If my intentions were to offend, if I did do something wrong, I wouldn’t be doing this. But I didn’t do anything wrong.”

    Cavallaro, who received death threats before the April show was canceled, said the vast majority of his mail was in support of his six-foot piece.

    “I got a lot of positive mail from people in the Catholic Church, people studying theology, people in monasteries — all kinds of letters and e-mails of support,” he said.

    The last show was criticized for its timing and its location. The exhibit, in a gallery visible to passers-by on a Manhattan street, was set to open one day after Palm Sunday and four days before Christians marked the crucifixion of Christ on Good Friday.

    “We don’t approve of the piece at all, but it’s not something we’re going to protest,” said Kiera McCaffrey, the league’s director of communications. “This is much less an in-your-face assault on Christians, and it’s not happening during Holy Week.”

    The exhibit, at the Proposition Gallery in Manhattan, will be accompanied by a set of chocolate Catholic icons created by Cavallaro, a group that includes the Virgin Mary and saints Francis, Augustine, Michael, Jude, Anthony and Fermin.

    “After the cancellation of the show, it got me to look into the Catholic religion a little deeper,” Cavallero said. “I started thinking about the saints, how they were ostracized for their beliefs and then canonized.”

    Cavallaro’s work features Christ with outstretched arms, as though hanging from an invisible cross. Unlike traditional religious depictions of Christ, Cavallaro’s Jesus lacks a loincloth.

    The sculpture is actually a new version of “My Sweet Lord,” created with 200 pounds of chocolate over three days. The original was stored in a Brooklyn facility where mice nibbled away at its hands, ears, nose and feet, forcing Cavallaro to toss the original and recast the sculpture.

    MMMMMMMMMMMM
    I hope the artist fashioned the cock with an erection. I’d love to suck on that chocolate cock in front of all the Catholic Church. That should fuck with their heads.

  31. Tits McCholo

    HAHA I meant, Liz Taylor just married that douche from rehab once…
    but really, doesn’t everyone with sex addictions like her just fuck wherever they are? Rehab is just like life, but with less choices. She probably picked the cutest guy in there. And that is LOW.

    She should sell those expensive purses and handbags on ebay for money so she’s not homeless anymore. i bet the snowboarder makes more money than her. Hell, she’s probably gold diggin him for the dusty $20 in his hip pocket.

  32. someone

    doesnt he look like lilo brancato from bronx tale?

    the guy who played “C” and was recently arrested for murder????

    ANYONE???

  33. Mike

    Wu-Tang Clan ain’t nothing to fuck with.

  34. Ript1&0

    Finding a good man is nearly impossible. No decent man would ever let his friends make fun of you. Or encourage them to make fun of you. If I have to choose between having a shitty boyfriend and being alone.. Well, let’s just say I’ve been single for a long time. Just some advice.

  35. Herpes

    GROSS LOOK AT THE SIDE OF LINDSAYS MOUTH ! A HERPES OUTBREAK !

  36. Italian Stallion

    @35 I just realized something…………

    TSFSRT…………

  37. Pray they don’t breed or she gets HPV from him and has her uterus removed.

  38. @39,
    I love your background on myspace.

  39. LL

    Sounds like fiancee dodged a bullet there. Better to find out he’s a douchebag before you get married than after you marry him and have kids. So there’s the silver lining there. Are we sure it’s drugs Lohan is addicted to? Because it sounds like she’s more addicted to dick than drugs. Maybe that’s what they teach at rehab: Dick Not Drugs. Now she just has to go to dick rehab. Or go into porn.

  40. Ript1&0

    Oh yeah and it’s no surprise that all these chicks end up with the douchebags they are with. When you tend to have fling after shallow fling, no respect for yourself, and nothing that means a goddamn thing to you in life, it’s natural that all you get back is a loser.

    I may be lonely, but at least I don’t have that hollow empty feeling of knowing I just let some stranger screw me in a stairwell. Funny how if you don’t get to know a person first, you only find out they have a 2 inch dick AFTER they’ve put it in you.

  41. Texas Tranny , thanks for the info on the big sunglasses. I’ve been getting paranoid thinking up theories why they all wear them. I thought they were all ET’s hiding their eyes. Now I know it’s man fat eye protection!

  42. Doomhammer

    I dont know why everyone is so negative. I think Lindsay rocks!

    Happy 40th Lindsay. Youre looking great for your age!!!

  43. Tits McGee

    Hollow empty stairwell sex. It’s usually not that hollow unless it was bad.
    It must not have been that bad or she would have just done it and moved on. I bet Lids needs something bigger than 2 inches. I know I do.

    34. someone – Yes he looks like a FAT and somewhat ugly Calogero (sp?).
    Too bad that other guy was stupid enough to go to prison. Asshat.

  44. this guy is a scum to be honest with you!!

  45. Turkey Neck

    Man, that makes so much sense about the Sunglasses. Has anyone ever got it in their eyes? It fucking FEELS like pinkeye. (Brit Brit?)

  46. TS

    #39, not sure exactly what I was looking at there, but that was crazy. I bet you’ve been to The Power Exchange…

  47. pissy skank

    bree’s not cute, but at least she doesn’t have that permanent crack-whore look like Lindsay. he’s a fat bastard. they deserve each other.

  48. Ript1&0

    @45 – Good point you have there. I think it’s safe to say this guy has a dick that is bigger than two inches. I guess he would have to. You know they aren’t busy discussing their Master’s Thesises on… what was it again??

    “introspective ruminations on the foreign press in Cm”

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