Lindsay Lohan’s mom is being sued by a record company who says she signed Lindsay up for a record deal but broke the contract after a larger label picked her up.
According to Almeida and Chait, they worked with the actress to complete half the tracks on an album with Estefan in 2002-03. Then in 2004, a major record label came calling and Lohan was signed to a long-term recording contract with Tommy Mottola’s Casablanca Records, where she subsequently released her debut album, Speak, and its follow-up, A Little More Personal (Raw). However, the starlet’s move to Casablanca did not please Almeida and Chait, who allege they were left on the hook for tens of thousands of dollars, leading them to file suit against Dina Lohan (or, as she’s called in their suit, “Dinah”) in May. As a result, Lohan (or “Lindsey,” per court documents) has been requested to put in an appearance at a Los Angeles law office on Aug. 29 to discuss the history of her musical career and the role her mother has played in it.
Tens of thousands of dollars? If you’re going after Lindsay Lohan set your sights a little higher. A few million. Her house. Anything. They might as well be asking for lunch money and a pony. Which they can later sell for a spell checker. “Lindsey” and “Dinah” Lohan? It’s like they picked up their lawyers from the local kindergarten.
blueballs | August 3, 2006 at 5:12 pm
I wonder if her mom is a crack head, herpes carrying slut too?
Bovine Delight | August 3, 2006 at 5:13 pm
Second. :(
combustion8 | August 3, 2006 at 5:13 pm
This is almost as interesting as marie’s brush with death.
HarryNipples | August 3, 2006 at 5:16 pm
She learned to sing as a child while Daddy was sticking his dick into her, while Mommy Dina was strung out on smack at the other end of the double-wide…
I heard the Forest Service is going to play her music in national parks to frighten grizzly bears…
bootface | August 3, 2006 at 5:19 pm
borrrringnggggggg
no one cares about ginger kids anyway. unless she’s dying or has a nip slip
combustion8 | August 3, 2006 at 5:19 pm
I bet Dina’s breath smells like rotten ass and cigarettes.
TOPAZ21 | August 3, 2006 at 5:20 pm
and?
SoftBlueGlow | August 3, 2006 at 5:21 pm
I’m going to sue her for having a monopoly on the news. For fuck sakes do we honsetly need more news about her being a retard whore everday?
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
HarryNipples | August 3, 2006 at 5:21 pm
Wow, imagine being able to say “Mom, you fucking cunt, go fuck yourself.” Not a damn thing Mummy can say in retort, unless she wants to go back to wearing Wal-Mart clothes and living in a mobile home next to the I-10 freeway!!! Nice meal ticket…
biatcho | August 3, 2006 at 5:21 pm
#4 – That is actually all a part of Stephen Colbert’s evil plan to rid the world of bears forever.
BarbadoSlim | August 3, 2006 at 5:22 pm
Take good long look at that picture, if Dina keeps up her licentious, unhealthy lifestyle she’ll look just like that crackwhore on the left.
HarryNipples | August 3, 2006 at 5:25 pm
#11…
LOL LOL, I just shot lukewarm Starbucks out my nose after reading that! Funny funny!!!!!!!
Adult Underoos | August 3, 2006 at 5:30 pm
what? no pics of her mom in a bikini? boring…
whoworksatworkanyhow | August 3, 2006 at 5:31 pm
What’s with all the creepy parents in Hollywood? Come on people, take a step back and look at yourselves. Gives me the heebie jeebies.
Sebastian De La Ghetto | August 3, 2006 at 5:32 pm
I’d knock both those broads down in a minute.
HarryNipples | August 3, 2006 at 5:38 pm
#13…
Follow this link for a really hot video of her Mom in a bikini…let me know what you think, mkay??
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0vx753UYe1c&search=pig%20woman%20nasty
Peaches2133 | August 3, 2006 at 6:14 pm
#16
That was nasty…..
Mary45 | August 3, 2006 at 6:14 pm
Actually mommy looks like she wears dentures… Go POLYGRIP!
huhwah | August 3, 2006 at 6:45 pm
Suing her for thousands seems appropriate considering that she is only worth about seven million. That’s poor.
UNWASHEDMASSES | August 3, 2006 at 7:07 pm
I can picture these two sharing a poolboy a’la Federline style. Family values at the Lohan household concern who brings the coke (and I’m not refering to the Pepsi competitor), who provides the munchies, and who fucks the pizza boy as a tip. I envision Dina having a Mommy Dearest breakdown moment wherein she shrieks at Linds, “Have you any idea how many cocks I had to gag on to put your ass where it’s at today?! Have you?! I double-teamed the Weinsteins, for Christ’s sake!” Then Linds, with a spiteful glare, retorts, “Well you mustn’t have fucked them good if I had to do Herbie, Fully Loaded.”
ImSuicidal | August 3, 2006 at 7:23 pm
jrzmommy Please see comment 80 in the Jenna Jameson picture
sharkbite | August 3, 2006 at 7:23 pm
I’m so tired of hearing about Lohan. She’s just lost all her appeal to me lately.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
RichPort | August 3, 2006 at 7:36 pm
Picture caption: Yes dear, smile at the nice coke dealer you’ll be sucking off later.
HarryNipples | August 3, 2006 at 8:13 pm
#20
Funneeeeee stuff!!
But who are the Weinsteins? They must be some of those fucking JEWS we have been hearing about lately! Anyway Sugartits, I haven’t laughed this hard since I read Mel’s apology…
Grobpilot | August 3, 2006 at 10:01 pm
Is it just me, or does mommy look like Heidi Fleiss?
ChickenScratch | August 4, 2006 at 1:37 am
Sounds like Mom is trying to get in her 15 minutes of fame. I hate stage mothers.
Celetina | August 4, 2006 at 4:21 am
#26 is right; this woman is trying to ride her daughter’s coattails to—well, I don’t know quite what, but she keeps herself in the news as much as LL. Meanwhile, God knows what’s happening to the younger one. She’s probably scrounging for food in a dumpster somewhere.
jrzmommy | August 4, 2006 at 9:19 am
6–EW! I’m laughing so hard at that but it’s totally disgusting.
25–I thought the same thing. And she is a bit of a pimp, too, much like Heidi.
20–Classic.
Wasn’t her mother a showgirl or a Rockette or something? Oh, these two put the funk in dysfunction.
anchower | August 4, 2006 at 6:05 pm
Dina Lohan’s half a MILF. You guys are all gay.
_meh_ | August 5, 2006 at 6:26 am
Dina Lohan is a bigger cocksucker than her daughter. Without her herpes infested kid she’ll have nothing (as many of you have pointed out).
One thing she should do with Lindsey’s (sic) money, is get some big-wig stylist to colour match her fucking eyebrows with her hair colour…
peopleRweird | August 6, 2006 at 3:58 am
hohans mother too??? i guess the apple doesnt fall far from the tree… the slutty anarexic apple… they are so stupid that they probably didn’t even notice that their names were spelled wrong.
peopleRweird | August 6, 2006 at 3:59 am
hohans mother too??? i guess the apple doesnt fall far from the tree… the slutty anarexic apple… they are so stupid that they probably didn’t even notice that their names were spelled wrong.
Fatal Fury | August 8, 2006 at 5:32 pm
Wait. Tommy Mottola works for Sony as does Emilio Estefan, and I’m assuming the “small” label in question was Crescent Moon Records, which although managed by Estefan, is ultimately owned by Sony.
Is it the producers who are suing Lohan? Or Estefan’s label? Neither of which make much sense, actually. The details are a bit mucky in that article.
juego de casino | June 7, 2007 at 2:55 pm
“Lindsay Lohan’s mother is still an idiot” – that’s funny.
I love looking trough this site and reading what you wrote!
Tom | September 30, 2007 at 9:11 am
They’re both cheap, trashy sluts. Like mother like daughter I guess. Lindsay will be out on the streets in a miniskirt sucking dicks for $$ in no time, which is where she deserves to be. She should be glad she’s got the tits that she does because they are all she has to offer the world. Fucking whore.