Lindsay Lohan’s mom has responded to the letter written by the CEO of Morgan Creek Productions reprimanding her for partying too much and holding up the production of their movie, saying:
“My daughter is a wonderful child. This is too much. Maybe he has personal issues with whomever, and it came out with my child. I don’t know him. I can’t judge him. I don’t think it was a smart thing to do to a young girl. I’m a mother and will do what I need to do to protect my child.
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Dear Gabrielle Anwar In A Bikini, WHAT HAPPENED? |
bitch please.
she stopped being a “little girl” when developed a crank habit and starting posing weirdly in bikinis at parties.
Like the saying goes… Like mother like daughter.
Here was the real speech by Dina Lohan:
“My daughter is a wonderful child. (And by wonderful I mean slutty) Her promiscuity is too much. Maybe he has personal issues with whomever (his wife, the tramp), and it came out with my child. (he came IN my child) I don’t know him. (Even though I fucked him once or twice before) I can’t judge him. (Although he DOES have a tiny penis) I don’t think it was a smart thing to do to a young girl. (But when he fucks her it’s ok) I’m a mother and will do what I need to do to protect my child.
#53 I so agree with. Your last sentence says it all…
Cuz I am pretty sure Jane Fonda DOES actually have a cock…..
Which incidentally would be love by TC….
What is older than fire? Fire was one of the first inventions ever. So what are we supposed to call her mother? Dinosour crotch is just fucking stupid. But I betcha her gant has imprints of cavemen. I bet her meat flaps have carvings that say, “ME HERE FIRST” or “WHAT HIM SAY”. Or a carving of a cavewoman blowing a teradactyl.
I just thought of fossil-crotch but that’s stupid too.
somebody help me think of what kind of crotch that old thing is!
What is older than fire? Fire was one of the first inventions ever. So what are we supposed to call her mother? Dinosour crotch is just fucking stupid. But I betcha her gant has imprints of cavemen. I bet her meat flaps have carvings that say, “ME HERE FIRST” or “WHAT HIM SAY”.
I just thought of fossil-crotch but that’s stupid too.
What is older than fire? Fire was one of the first inventions ever. So what are we supposed to call her mother? Dinosour crotch is just fucking stupid. But I betcha her gant has imprints of cavemen. I bet her meat flaps have carvings that say, “ME HERE FIRST” or “WHAT HIM SAY”.
I just thought of fossil-crotch but that’s stupid too.
What is older than fire? Fire was one of the first inventions ever. So what are we supposed to call her mother? Dinosour crotch is just fucking stupid. But I betcha her gant has imprints of cavemen. I bet her meat flaps have carvings that say, “ME HERE FIRST” or “WHAT HIM SAY”.
I just thought of fossil-crotch but that’s stupid too.
What is older than fire? Fire was one of the first inventions ever. So what are we supposed to call her mother? Dinosour crotch is just fucking stupid. But I betcha her gant has imprints of cavemen. I bet her meat flaps have carvings that say, “ME HERE FIRST” or “WHAT HIM SAY”.
I just thought of fossil-crotch but that’s stupid too.
What is older than fire? Fire was one of the first inventions ever. So what are we supposed to call her mother? Dinosour crotch is just fucking stupid. But I betcha her gant has imprints of cavemen. I bet her meat flaps have carvings that say, “ME HERE FIRST” or “WHAT HIM SAY”.
I just thought of fossil-crotch but that’s stupid too.
What is older than fire? Fire was one of the first inventions ever. So what are we supposed to call her mother? Dinosour crotch is just fucking stupid. But I betcha her gant has imprints of cavemen. I bet her meat flaps have carvings that say, “ME HERE FIRST” or “WHAT HIM SAY”.
I just thought of fossil-crotch but that’s stupid too.
Committing to work on a film is a lot different than a job flipping burgers or selling clothing at the mall. There is huge money involved as well as the jobs and schedules of thousands of other people. There are many other actresses out there who can take her job if she isn’t capable of doing it. A lot of actresses became stars just this way – some idiot blew a good opportunity and at the last minute it was given to another “second choice” actress instead, who rocked the part and made her career. Lindsay doesn’t have much going for her honestly in my opinion in any department so I’m unclear how long she can stay in the spotlight if she doesn’t start delivering.
#53 I so agree with. Your last sentence says it all…
Cuz I am pretty sure Jane Fonda DOES actually have a cock…..
Which incidentally would be love by TC….
Lindsay looks like a guy in that picture
Lindsay looks like a guy in that picture
What do you want her to say?! Lindsay pays for her dope!!
# 11 I agree completely with you
I actually agree with the CEO on this one. Shut the fuck up, Lohan. Just another whore partying in NYC and Hollywood…
First !!!
#45
I agree. Her mom seems to have given so much head getting her daughter roles, the stretchmarks around her mouth go all the way down to her neck when she smiles. If we really want to stop the Lohan menace, we should have her take a page out of Tara Reid’s book and spend a night at the Rodman Estate. No one’s really heard from that bitch since she limped outta there…
Mommy Dearest is indeed an idiot……She keeps referring to Lindsey as “her child”, ummm okay, what parent allows her “child” to go into clubs 4 nights a week & party it up & get loaded & be skanky? Obviously a Hollywood mommy….Idiots
*rolling my eyes now
All of you boys that believe this woman is hot? You are nuts!!! she has horse teeth, one slip with those babies and your “member” is gone. she could pass for cheryl crowes mom as well.
Lindsay Lohan has turned from a sweet new star to a Spoiled Hollywood Brat. One of many!
The Lohans haven’t been the best role models, but dammit stop listening to these Publicists! Those people are A**HOLES!
P.S.–Didn’t Dave Chappelle push a guy in a wheelchair down a flight of stairs in the “Lost Episodes”? Hilarious!!
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“My daughter is a wonderful child”, a wonderful little gravy train. I’d have to actually fucking get a job if it weren’t for her being so wonderful. “I don’t think it was a smart thing to do to a young girl”, especially this one because she’s a vindictive little bitch and now not only will she be late every day she’s probably going to be wasted on the set just as a nice big fat fuck you!! “She’s a human being…” not a machine. Of course she’s going to be hungover, she’s made of flesh and blood just like you and me and massive amounts of cocaine and booze are going to make her feel sick. What do you expect?
Um, Lindsay’s Mom….the “child” can sure drink and have sex with a lot of people. Oh wait. Maybe you were not invited to her 21st birthday.
And the “child” has really big boobs…and wears bikinis that show them off 24/7
PS–her mom looks like a blonde Heidi Fleiss.
Oddly, she sounds just like my husbands ex-wife … Parenting. It’s not for just anybody.
What the fucking crappy hell!!!
Isn’t Ho-han like 20 or 21 years old. She’s not a child! Why the fuck is her mommy coming to her rescue. If I screwed up at a job like that, my mother would tell me it’s my own damn fault and to take care of it myself! IDIOTS!!!
I think I’d like to slap Firecrotch’s mom more than her. Dina is a f*cking golddigger. She’s too damn nasty to get and keep a man so she pimps out the daughter. She should hook up with Joe Simpson and they can have a big ol incest orgy Hollywood style.
# 3 and #8
It’s even worse than that! She refered to her daughter as being 19……her daughter is 20. She is so wrapped up in living the highlife through her daughter she can’t even be bothered to remember her firstborns age. LOL!!!! She was a rockett and always wanted to be famous….and it looks like NOTHING is going to stop her party.
Lindsay is nothing more than a Soccer Mom trpohy kid, the type of MOm whi sits her sweaty fat ass at the side of the soccer field and screams threats at the coaches and her own kid.
Rush Limbaugh actually talked about Lohan Monday, I actually agree with him. This is the result of the total lack of professionalism in Hollywood today.
Her mother can’t remember her daughter’s age…it’s hard to think with Fez’s dick up your ass. Personal experience..yow-ow!!
The thing the kills me the most is, why don’t these club owners get fined or shut down for serving minors? WTF? Where where they when I was 19?
#53 I so agree with. Your last sentence says it all…
Cuz I am pretty sure Jane Fonda DOES actually have a cock…..
Which incidentally would be love by TC….
That would be “were.”
Very good comment!!!
Her mother praises her shit!!!!!!
hehehehehe
i love lindsay lohan
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I HATE HER MOM THOUGH SHE LIKE STICKS UP FOR LINDSAY AFTER LINDSAY ALREADY CONFESSES SHE DID SOMETHING WRONG
someone slap her and tell her she’s another typical mom who doesnt know shit about her daughter
Still LMMFAO@the thought of Tara Reid limping out of Rodman’s….SUPERB imagery RichPort!
she keeps saying child – isn’t she over 18 yet? My mother started beating me like an adult at the ripe age of 13…
I finally found a place to say this!!! I think lindsay lohan is the uglyist girl i have ever seen!!! All those revolting freckles or are they dirt thats stuck on her body make me want to throw up! Ohh I(i am trying to look up another word for hate but i cant find one) you and every thing about you, go away and take those fake boobs with you!
It’s interesting to note that mama Lohan keeps referring to Lindsey as a child. I guess she thinks if she can get people to see Lindsey as a little girl they’ll overlook the things she does. Maybe chalk it up to her advanced adolesence. News flash Mrs. Lohan, Lindsey is an adult. That makes her responsible for what she does and the consequences of those actions. I guess if my livelihood was dependent on my childs ability to get work, I’d be a tad defensive too.
Lohan should stick to what she does best; giving blowjobs and doing coke!
“Lindsay Lohan’s mother is an idiot”
at least Lindsay knows it’s her mother…
THE WOMAN WHO BORE LOHAN IS NOT FIT TO BR CALLED A MOTHER AND WITH THE FATHER IT GOES DOWN FROM THERE. I HOPE TO GOD THIS KID MAKES IT I REALLY DO. OUT OF ALL THE MISFITS IN THE TABLOIDS SHE MAY HAVE THE BEST CHANCE AT A LONG LIFE.
THE WOMAN WHO BORE LOHAN IS NOT FIT TO BR CALLED A MOTHER AND WITH THE FATHER IT GOES DOWN FROM THERE. I HOPE TO GOD THIS KID MAKES IT I REALLY DO. OUT OF ALL THE MISFITS IN THE TABLOIDS SHE MAY HAVE THE BEST CHANCE AT A LONG LIFE.
Don’t forget the things you once you owned. Treasure the things youcan’t get. Don’t give up the things that belong to you and keep thoselost things in memory