Lindsay Lohan’s mother is an idiot

this bitch gives trophy wifes a bad name… but then i guess she’s no longer a wife… and she sure as hell is neither a trophy or a good mom.

the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree…

OK, these woman are trash, but I must say that is a pretty cute picture of them

At 19 I don’t know anyone that took work that seriously including me. All of us would stay up all night and party. 2 or 3 hours sleep was all anyone needed to recover at that age. Anyone doing otherwise may have been staying home reading the good book… they were the ones we joked about…. the losers.

She’s the kind of mom who gets pissed off at the school when her horrid brat of a child gets suspended for beating up another schoolmate.

p.s.

I’d do her mom….she’s hot enough.

uh oh!
mommy’s little moneybag has sprung yet another leak. only this time, even an aggressive round of antibiotics can’t help.

This is a really funny piece on Blowhan:

http://www.heavy.com/heavy.php?videoPath=/content/fakebtmts/flash_video/btmts06_105

It’s called living vicariously through your 19-year old. Dina, newsflash, you aren’t that fuck-worthy anymore. Making your teenage daughter your best friend tends to blur that mother/daughter thing doesn’t it?
Also, this is probably just a by-product of making your daughter your boss.

Seriously, how can she defend it? LL is on TMZ EVERYDAY leaving some club or bar, even the day before and after she was hospitalized. Which leads me to my next question – why do celebs always go to the hospital? What happened to private doctors?

1) Hohan is over 18. I could see Mommy protecting her if she was 12, but she’s not.

2) #1 — Heh. If Hohan’s mom is a trophy wife, she’d be the “thanks for coming out” prize.

3) I didn’t hear about her mom stepping up to the plate about the Firecrotch incident. Unless that part was true. Maybe Mrs. Hohan is Firecrotch Sr.

This woman thinks that it’s bad for her daughter to get yelled at by her boss for not holding up her end of the bargain yet she finds it OK for her daughter to fuck every guy in Hollywood between the ages of 15 & 97, do a ton of drugs, drink booze & act like a whore, all at the tender old age of 19. Wow. What’s up Mother of the Year! She’s one step below this black chick I saw practically ripping her kids arm off the other day because he tried to eat her Three Musketeers bar. And by 3 Musketeers I mean 8 ball.

Have you ever known a mom of a child actor to be a rational woman? Lindsey HOhan’s mom pimped her own daughter and is to blame for lindsey’s drug fueled immaturity that’s causing her to have issues now. I, therefore, give Lindsey’s mom the “Biggest CUNT” award of the month. In fact, the CEO was more of a parent to her by telling her to shape up than that skank of a mother.

I didn’t know her mother was a drag queen.

@ 2 – i am going to agree, and guess that this was taken before the self-tanner o.d.’ing. i can’t prove it but i think kate moss is to blame somehow.

this is turning into a sarcastic christian web site. “let’s rip into anyone enjoying the good life”

Losers

I love staying up late and getting buzzed too. I wish I had her money so I could do even more of it. The only reason for work is so you can enjoy the finer things in life, you dolts.

At 19, I was working at a newspaper, doing a radio job at 4 in the morning and going to school. At that time, I knew my priorities were not going out to party and snorting coke. In fact, it was all about work, work, work. Lindsay gets paid $7 million for doing something an ape can do, and better. So, why the fuck is her mom trying to defend her daguther’s horrible work habits and her whoring around? Because she relys on her daughter’s money to keep her in the latest fashions, and own the latest designer clothing, bags, etc.. She obviously uses her daughter as if she was a circus performer.Both need to get a reality check and fast!

“She’s a human being”.

…as much as some of us dislike her, have any of us been under the impression that she wasn’t? Also the “everybody loves her” sounds a bit like the kid in class trying to convince himself he’s not a loser: “Everybody loves me! Just ’cause I eat my boogers and they tripped me that one time—they love me! Everybody loves me! I’m cool!”

She’s fucking right. I am a wonderful child. Who just happens to like coke, booze and cock. In any order. Or preferably all at once.

Lindsay’s mom is such a milf

Do you really think Mumsy is going to say one WORD to piss off her little meal ticket??? Lohan could blow the LA Lakers, snort a pound of coke and furiously masturbate with a crucifix in the lobby of the Beverly Hilton while her head spins around, all in one night and Mumsy would simply say “My daughter is a wonderful child.” Besides, it looks like Ma has done her share of late night coke and fellatio parties in the Hollywood Hills!!

Yeah, I’m just a teeny bit jealous…damn bitches…

I like how her mother says that Lindsay suffers from asthma, yet every other picture of that nasty skank is with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth. mmmmm. cock, cigarettes and booze, I’ll bet her breath smells nice.

Lindsay’s mom aught start saving for a face lift before the ride’s over, because woof woof.

losers

coke is great…wish I had a pound

I’d dip my tool in it and I bet most of you would lick it off.

Bet some of you would do that sans coke

Kissing that little bitch is like Frenching a rancid jar of mayonnaise that’s been used as an ashtray…

(every other picture of that nasty skank is with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth)

post one of those

Remember when Britney was (is) going through all that shit and everyone kept asking where the fuck her mum was?

Well Hohan’s mum can’t be that bad if she’s still sticking by her daugthers side after all the crap she’s pulled.

http://hollywood-candy.blogspot.com/2006/03/dina-lohan-cries-over-lindsays.html

Haha… “Hohan” is a wonderful child…

http://www.VeryLiberating.com

thanks, that’s hot.

I’ve been looking for one of those.

I like jFp trying desperately to get a reaction.
Lindsay’s mom is a hobag.
My ass itches.

You know, it really says something when somebody who works in Hollywood comes out and says that someone has a problem with partying too much. You see about a mugshot a week from some actor busted for something or other, and the studios never say anything about it. It must be a spectacular occurance for a producer to come out and risk ticking off his star by pointing out that, yes, honey, famous people have to show up for work and memorize lines, too.

http://www.reidaboutit.com/blog.htm

I am slightly frightened by those eyebrows of hers.

She’s got a major turkey neck, mostly from too much sun, smoking Daddy Camel’s since she was 9 years old and straining to catch that last rope of cum at all of those Hollywood fuck parties she goes to – (I am talking about Hohan’s mummy…) trailer trash worthy of the Federlines…

I love the web of lies… everyone knows what’s going on, with the partying and the coke, but let’s just all deny it.

@22: Where do I sign up? LOL…

At any rate…these kids are messed up. Her mom is a straight WHORE. People just don’t talk about it because it’s like yesteryear’s news. I bet you Lindsay’s running around the movie set with the sniffles and wet nose talkin about how her “alergies” are killing her. She needs to contact Kirstie Alley and find out how to do blow the inconspicuous way! LOL…

“I can tell her to stop, but I’m her mother. Does anyone listen to their mother at 19?”‘, but she complains that the CEO paying her daughter millions is mean. Welcome to the real world Dina.

You totally missed the part where she said that Lindsay was going to win an OSCAR for the part.

I’d like to inform Mrs. Lohan that her own daughter, Lindsay, is 20, not 19. Perhaps a review of the birth certificate would be in order. Perhaps said birth certificate was rolled, however, to help with the cokefest, and the date is a little smudged now. Just like Mrs. Lohan’s brain matter.

when I was 19, I liked to party, too. I hated going to work in the morning, but I really needed that $3.35 an hour, if for no other reason than to finance my next sixpack of Old Mil. Like Lindsay, I screwed up once….

It was a damp and moldy night in the college dorms. My roommate was packing up her stuff to move back home in the morning. She had some brownie mix in her stuff, and someone said, “who has pot?” (we called it “pot” back in those days). No one had any, not even Janet and Ruth down the hall. I had to be at work by 5 am so I just went to bed.

The next morning, my friends had left me a plate wrapped with Saran wrap with a few brownies on it (we didn’t have Gladware in those days). There was a note:”Here’s a little breakfast for you, Suzy.” So I ate 2 of the brownies and ran up the hill to work.

About 20 minutes later I got the giggles. I couldn’t stop laughing (this was back in the days when bladder control wasn’t an issue). After another 20 minutes, I told my supervisor, between giggles, that I wasn’t feeling well. She said, “that’s okay, babydoll. you just run back to your dorm and get some sleep.” If she had been Mel Gibson, she would have called me “sugartits.”

So I ran back to the dorms and woke up my friend across the hall, and tried to read her the riot act for leaving me pot brownies. She kept denying it, saying they were regular brownies, that no one partied the night before. Then she sat up in bed and realized she’d sat down on the edge of it that night and peed on it, mistaking it for a toilet.

Therefore, I can relate to Lindsay. Making the equivalent of a kazillion dollars an hour next to my $3.35 nothwithstanding.

LOL. Not really!

She should do porn…

“Herpes, the Love Bug”

A typical day on the set…

“CUT, everyone, Lindsay’s got another nosebleed…”

just to clarify, the giggles I got were/was not #37. which could be either a good thing or a bad thing.

If she is missing work because of party days… she deserved the letter. Mom and Lindsay need to stop swimming in De Nile.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

God, anyone else notice that every other day, she’s spotted on the beach in a new bikini & yet her mom comes out & says she can’t be out in extreme heat or she’ll stop breathing. I guess she needs to wear bikini’s to all her movie roles & she’ll be OK.

You reap what you sow.

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do you mean jewel de nile???

i’d swim in that…

that bitch knows how to take it…

Dina probably fucked every casting director on both coasts to get Lindsay a career. Seriously, Lindsay was a cute kid? Get the fuck out of here. You can’t tell me there wasn’t some freckle-less Dakota Fanning-like chick who could’ve gotten the parts Linds got in the beginning. Her mom probably hawked more sausage than a Wrigley Field hot dog vendor. And she sacrificed her mouth so that Linds can do it for free today! What a mother. And has anyone ever known someone to go and party the very night they are released from the hospital? I bet Linds has her own ward. It’s the Don’t ask Don’t Tell section of the Courtney Love Medical Center for chronic “exhaustion”. Anybody got some blow? I want to feel reeeeally tired.

her mom is so much hotter than her. MILF

he edited out the part where LiLo’s mother refers to her 20-yo daughter as 19 yo —- c’mon!!!!!

RE 17. Posted by Lindsay Lohan on July 31, 2006 05:55 PM “She’s fucking right. I am a wonderful child. Who just happens to like coke, booze and cock. In any order. Or preferably all at once.”

Hilarious… I’m still laughin’. You know who needs to get together? Mel Gibson and Lindsay Lohan. Jebus, how awesome would that be? Two of the most dysfunctional people on earth goin’ at it, Mel babbling about Jews and Lindsay just drooling. Her mom would be directing, I guess… I think it might cause a warp in the space-time continuum, or whatever… but I’d watch it.

I’ll tell you, between this moron and Jessica Simpson’s horny dad, we’re really seeing some bang-up parenting on the superfish today. No wonder these kids are screwed up…

I honestly thought that was a picture of Lindsay and Heidi Fleiss with dyed blonde hair. If Heidi is her real mother, that would explain soooooo much.