Lindsay Lohan’s career just took another hit. Her latest movie Labor Pains will not be seen in theaters and, instead, is going straight to cable. Us Magazine reports:
The film’s production company, Nu Image/Millennium Films, has confirmed that the comedy will premiere on ABC Family in July 2009. It will be released on DVD a month later.
t is the latest film dud for the star, whose last movie efforts include the critically-panned indie Chapter 27 and I Know Who Killed Me. She briefly appeared on ABC’s Ugly Betty.
I almost feel bad for Lindsay. Until I remember she blamed all of us for her problems then I just started laughing. Not real hard, mind you. But sort of an evil, wicked chuckle where I tilt my head back and a bolt of lightning streaks across the sky because I’m sensitive that way.
Has anyone’s career tanked so quickly at such a young age as little Lohan? Guess that’s what happens when you are forced upon us and you don’t have any talent to begin with.
might i perchance be FIRST?
wtf rain with his/her’s stupid advertising beat me? the world is not fair
seriously, she still has got one option to become world famous and adored by billions of fans:
PORN.
com’on, every guy on this board would buy (download?) that video…
and some ladies too!
I actually really liked I Know Who Killed Me….
Lindsay Lohan circa 2015 is walking right behind her… weird…
If it’s going to cable shouldn’t it be on the “Logo” channel?
@6 ha ha ha….or maybe sooner.
If that’s her stylist and life coach behind her…..it all makes sense to me now.
@9-It must be..they’re wearing the same boots and making the same face.
I want her to do a porno…with Ronson and Kathy Griffin. And Rosie O’Donnell.
First picture – “No, no, ladies, that’s not what I meant by practicing for the next meeting with a producer.”
Wait… Lindsay made a film?
Is that the Ghost of Lindsay Future behind her on the left?
Yeah, we’re all waiting for that other shoe to drop. By “other shoe” I mean sex tape/ porn spread.
Nothing a little more coke can’t solve.
Sad.
HAHA Zanna…oh man….they are making the same face.
Hey, #11–why don’t you have that beast behind Lindsay star in your sick fantasy, too!
That’s not bad news,right away to the cable for millions to watch at once! Big time commercial income!
She needs to pose in Penthouse or Hustler and then do a sex movie. Her career will meteorically rise
As well the countless dudes and dudettes.
“Circumcision should be routinely considered as a way to reduce the risk of sexually transmitted infections, argue US experts…”
is it just me, or does she look shockingly like axl rose in that first picture???……….GROSS!
I see she finally found her long lost twin sister.
that lady in the back looks like a ginger witch
WHORE!
Did anyne notice in pic #3 it looks like that guy is on the ground trying to get an upskirt shot with his cam. That’s the low of Lohan these days. People just go upskirting without trying to hide it because it’s expected. AwesomeQ!
Lindsay Lohan= the next Amy Winehouse
Wow @ 6: That is EXACTLY what I was thinking.
Good Lord! Does the bitch ever wash her hair, we dam sure know she doesn’t comb it. Looking like a cracked out, stanky ,whore might be a contributing factor too…huh Linsay?
Linsay Lohan killed Linsay Lohans’ “career”.
Enough about this talentless waste of oxygen,Fish.
Career advice: It’s time for porn… lesbian porn. BUT not with Sam, that’s a 12-y/o boy.
Maybe a sex-tape with Britney or some other female celebrity that’s doesn’t have a sex tape. I’m thinking Natalie Portman or Scarlett.
I feel sorry for the other actors that were in that movie with her. Because of HER, their work wasn’t able to be showcased properly. That sucks. Movie execs. are going to see more and more actors that aren’t going to want to be tied to a movie Lindsay’s in for that very reason… if they haven’t already.
Bitch, either do porn or OD and die. This is boring.
GREAT!!!! Now I can NOT watch the movie on TV!
One word for your future Lindsay :)
Porn
Going straight to TV is not a bad thing for it will reach more people compared to going out to a movie. Folks can enjoy the comfort of their own homes while watching the movie and the shows Lindsay becomes a part of. Great acting on the big screen vs. great acting on TV is still the same in the end.
Randal
25, I think the camera dude tripped over that overturned planter in the background, and we’re seeing THE STAR’s reaction to his fall in the first picture. Chronologically: 4, 2, 3, 1.
Now I’m going to go outside and kick my own ass.
Good Call, 34.
I stole a copy of pic 3 for my special Rosie Barr collection >HORF< !!!
Holy shit!!! Time Warp!!! That’s “current Lindsay” in the front, and “2 years from now Lindsay” in the back.
check out the poor woman in the back of the main photo!!!
The lady standing behind Lohan is actually her future self. She stumbled out of some type of time portal in L.A. She’s from the year 2015.
Yikes, who is the crackhead with her? There goes my supper.
Yikes, who is the crackhead with her? There goes my supper.
She. Looks. TERRIBLE. Oh my God, I bet she thinks starving herself will generate the press that her career can’t.
She should put a gun to her head and say “Give me another movie to do or the n*gger gets it”——-well, it worked one time.
cocaine’s a hell of a drug
She looks nastier and more unwashed every day. Ugh.
I wonder if the cameraman just fell on his ass or something – both lindsay and the lady behind her are making the same expression.
no question: AN AMERICAN SUCCESS-STORY, folks!!
Career, meet toilet. Toilet, career.
I really miss the photo op of yesteryear with her running down a Florida sidewalk for no apparent reason while wearing a bikini and smoking a cigarette. Pictures like that come around rarely my friends. I liken it to the one from Vietnam where a frightened naked blood covered child runs down a road.
R.I.P. Lindsay Lohan (the “entertainer”).