Lindsay Lohan’s house ransacked. But not really.

May 13th, 2009 // 48 Comments

Seen here in Paris this morning, Lindsay Lohan’s house was broken into on Monday, according to TMZ:

Law enforcement sources tell us at around 3 PM PT yesterday, the alarm company that services the house notified cops that the alarm had been tripped. When police arrived, there was evidence of a break-in. There were pry marks on the back door and tampering with the back window. It appears nothing was taken but the house was ransacked, at least that’s what responding officers thought.
Now one law enforcement source tells us … it doesn’t look like the house was ransacked after all … “It was just messy.”

It says something when seasoned police officers come into your home and immediately think a burglary took place. I’d expect something like this from Britney Spears, but Lindsay Lohan? You were raised bett– PFFFT! Ha! I tried. I really did.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. beast man

    first and i would hit that still

  2. shwan

    NO MORE LINDSEY!

  3. House? I thought this broad was a hotel lizard…

  4. Hey, when did Amy Winehouse turn into a redhead?

  5. EB

    The house was probably too messy for the burglars. Burglars like nice, organized places, where things like jewelry are in their proper places so they can get in and out in a hurry.

  6. havoc

    It was probably Samantha Ronson looking for her cock ring…..

    .

  7. Ananana

    since when can she afford to go to paris? wasnt she broke?

  8. ToTellTheTruth

    Thought this bitch was broke..and nobody ransacked her house her shit STAY DIRTY and the robbers probably came in, took one look and turned around and walked BACK OUT.

  9. SomeChick

    Um… what’s in her hand in picture one? Is that crack? For real…

    And why does she insist on playing the “leave me alone!” game when she’s literally smiling for the paparazzi on her balcony. What a waste.

  10. Sport

    No talent wannabee.

  11. deena

    thats what i was gonna say somechick! Looks like a baggie of coke in her hand!

  12. pete

    It’s the degenerate influence of lesbianism. It’s done the same thing to her house, her mind, and her body. Too bad AIDS only cures the male homo problem.

  13. live and let live

    14 pete,

    You might be the biggest moron on the internet….make that, the planet.

  14. i just had to see her panties lol

  15. lils

    She lives in a house? That’s news to me.

  16. bubba

    grey gardens!!!!

  17. Gary Busey

    someone kidnap this woman and force feed her. Like Foie Gras style

  18. BUffon fan

    She’s no doubt beautiful; but I gotta say, hot and sensual models on ___Tallloving . c o m___ are more attractive to me! Man, tell ya what? If you dig hot Milfs, that’s the place!! LOL

  19. Jennyjenjen / J Cubed

    How can any red-blooded male think lesbianism is a bad thing? Dang Pete, what’s wrong with you? Rent a girl on girl porno and then report back that you still think it’s a sin worthy of the plague of AIDS you so readily declare. Jerk off and relax already, you’ll be a lot more pleasant to be around! So much doom and gloom.

  20. Italian Stallion

    Must have been Rick James ghost looking for cocaine…….

  21. p0nk

    the house is ransacked, that’s when we park in the garage. Think about that metaphor a while, Linds.

  22. Sam

    What does girl on girl porno have to do with lesbianism? One involves porn stars who are happy they’re getting a brief respite from being treated like a clogged toilet, while the other involves unzipped baggy cargo shorts and lots of leg hair.

  23. Sam

    What does girl on girl porno have to do with lesbianism? One involves porn stars who are happy they’re getting a brief respite from being treated like a clogged toilet, while the other involves unzipped baggy cargo shorts and lots of leg hair.

  24. Jennyjenjen / J Cubed

    I was just trying to give Pete a visual aid. Sheesh..

  25. She probably asked a friend to ransack her place so that she’d stay on the news while she’s overseas.

  26. MosesGabby

    That left arm is the grossest twig I have seen in awhile.

  27. Ted

    I think in England two guys refers to it as a “game of darts.”

  28. gross

    i’m surprised she’s strong enough to hold up her hair like that

  29. chupacabra

    how much coke does she do to stay that skinny? i’m just curious, finance-wise, how is she funding it?

  30. g_girl

    #6 nice one

  31. Sara

    Her arms look like someone from a concentration camp.

  32. farty mcshitface

    yep, it never fails. some more pics of lindsay looking like total shit and then some losers chime in about how they have no standards whatsoever. “oh yeh- i’d still love to hit that”
    or something of that variety. just like they would like to fuck the tapeworm that fell out of their ass if only it had stuck around long enough and not escaped down the toilet.

  33. The 1 & Only Mrs. Burke

    #6 – Nice one

    It’s hard to find a thing in a house with masses of coke vials, empty bags, straws and even small traces of coke on tables and counters! I’m sure if you scraped up all the traces of coke lying about bitch would have a kilo!

    And empty, half full Red Bull cans!

  34. Rhialto

    Guess where i am right now? Right in front of my notebook.Maybe even not that far away from Paris. . .

  35. Galtacticus

    Is that the hotel with the funny looking art on the wall? When you enter the room the bathroom is right away on the left side?

  36. Nero

    What’s the age of these sweet girls?

  37. MassGrrl

    “Seen here in Paris this morning, Lindsay Lohan’s house was broken into on Monday, according to TMZ:”

    Lindsay Lohan’s house was seen here in Paris? @@

    Try harder.

  38. libby

    oh she looks so sick =((((. i hope she gets better soon, i really really do, poor girl. and is it just me or is her sis looking cooler and cooler every time i see her? i dig it!

  39. Kye

    She’s looking worse and worse. Her skin is almost grey.

  40. ……….STOP WRITING ABOUT HER!!

  41. wow wht a gorgeous gal

    find some more gals
    click on name$$$$

  42. The T Man

    Her sister looks like Sam.

    Explains why they’ve been hanging out so much lately.

  43. Nero

    Ding,dong! Who ordered these 10 red bull 1 normal and 1 mini cheeseburger?

  44. Boogeyman King Dong

    Knock,knock! Is it here where all these continuous calls for the unplugging service come from??

  45. herbiefrog

    not posted elsewhere : )

    cheeky girl]

    smart girl]

    well done

    funny girl : )

    we’ll get back to this later

    we laughed : )))

    shhhh )

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