Lindsay Lohan’s grandmother sucks

The “New York Post” reports that Lindsay Lohan’s grandmother, Marilyn, is trying to cash in on her famous granddaughter. “Michael isn’t making any money in jail so his mother is now selling video and photos of Lindsay as a child,” said a source. “It’s disgusting.” A rep for Lindsay confirms the story, saying, “Lindsay’s grandmother has been nothing but unsupportive of Dina (Lohan’s mother) and the children and [is] doing her son’s dirty work.” As annoying as she is, I just can’t help but feel sorry for Lindsay Lohan. When your dad and your grandmother are huge lameasses, I guess the only option you have in life is to become a huge whore.