Lindsay Lohan: Toothless and jail-bound
Lindsay Lohan has apparently violated her probation and could see herself in jail as early as next month, according to TMZ:
Judge Marsha Revel made it clear to Lindsay late last year, she must attend alcohol ed courses once every 7 days. The only exception — if she was in inpatient rehab. And the judge was explicit … if Lindsay did not comply with the terms of probation, she was going to jail.
The school in which Lindsay enrolled is required by state law to inform the court only if the student is MIA for 21 days. So here’s the disconnect: The school has not reported an attendance violation … because Lindsay frequently waited until the 21st day to attend classes.
Bottom line — Lindsay met the school’s requirement, but squarely violated the judge’s order.
Of course, let’s not kid ourselves, Lindsay won’t serve a minute of jail time because that would make too much sense. But just in case, she bolted to New York this morning to supposedly meet with her dad, so look forward to a happy Lohan reunion next week where everyone pretends Michael doesn’t kick vaginas and Lindsay hasn’t already made the switch to the more easily affordable meth. “Her teeth are falling out because she’s such a good actress. Happens all the time.”