Lindsay Lohan: Toothless and jail-bound

April 30th, 2010 // 64 Comments

Lindsay Lohan has apparently violated her probation and could see herself in jail as early as next month, according to TMZ:

Judge Marsha Revel made it clear to Lindsay late last year, she must attend alcohol ed courses once every 7 days. The only exception — if she was in inpatient rehab. And the judge was explicit … if Lindsay did not comply with the terms of probation, she was going to jail.
The school in which Lindsay enrolled is required by state law to inform the court only if the student is MIA for 21 days. So here’s the disconnect: The school has not reported an attendance violation … because Lindsay frequently waited until the 21st day to attend classes.
Bottom line — Lindsay met the school’s requirement, but squarely violated the judge’s order.

Of course, let’s not kid ourselves, Lindsay won’t serve a minute of jail time because that would make too much sense. But just in case, she bolted to New York this morning to supposedly meet with her dad, so look forward to a happy Lohan reunion next week where everyone pretends Michael doesn’t kick vaginas and Lindsay hasn’t already made the switch to the more easily affordable meth. “Her teeth are falling out because she’s such a good actress. Happens all the time.”

Photos: Fame, Splash News
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  1. Que

    Que busted.

  2. kaileigh

    first

  3. Caity

    toothless?

  4. Perc 30

    Watch how great she looks when she first gets out and hasn’t been swinging from pill to pill every hour and how fast she goes back to looking pale, wax and has dead wtfareyoulookingat eyes.

  5. Sport

    she is so frightening.Hope NY swallows hr whole and never spits her out.

  6. Stephen Hawking

    Stupid fucking whore.
    Too busy snorting, blowing and sucking to be involved
    in getting her life in order.
    This has-been idiot has next to zero legitimate career options left.
    Look for her on the bestiality/bi-racial/crackwhore XXX porn sites blowing
    drunken midgets for crack.
    Your fifteen minutes is up, cokewhore.

  7. Capt Paul

    Crackheads belong in jail….

  8. Stephieee

    A-ha! Is she missing her bottom center tooth?

  9. Anon

    Yeah, how is she toothless?

  10. Randal

    Dear Lindsay,

    Don’t listen to your detractors. You are the most beautiful whore in the lineup.

    The missing bottom teeth makes it easier to suck dick when your pimp breaks your jaw and it ends up wired shut.

  11. Pussy Galore

    Holy mother of alcohol and drug induced bloat! She reminds me of Elvis Presley in his end days.
    She looks 45.

  12. Jack

    Hawking said it the best, no further comments needed.

  13. odehumanity

    It’s a shame this girl has the effed up genes she does because shes actually the most talented out of the paparazzi dirtbag gaggle we see flittering about Hollywood.

    She’ll be dead soon and we’ll all look at the Parent Trap and go awwww she was a cutie.

  14. Tara

    I’m waiting for her to pull a Brittney and shave her head…. it’s not far off now.

  15. That doesn’t even look like her to me….

  16. being Rough, in a classless world

    PROPOSITION TO MY DEAREST LILO

    I propose, one vodka soaked tampon a day will not only avoid detection from your ghoulish parents, nosy hanger-ons and free loaders who sells you up the river. But will help you stay under the legal limit of .08 and still have the elation and well being without feeling intoxicated. Thus, conforming with over zealous law makers. Who loves you baby?

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  17. madeline shakespeare

    god shes so not cute why do people find her attractive?

  18. titsonsnack

    Ugh she so belongs on this site: http://dcvision.tumblr.com/ (link is safe)

  19. havoc

    I don’t understand. I thought her mother said everything is okey dokey?

    OD already…..

    .

  20. Ashley

    Major Coke Bloat

  21. Sean

    Meth teeth. Her probation has no drug and alcohol testing in it?

  22. Mr. Obvious

    toothless = better bj

    I’ll still motorboat her.

  23. F*CK HER!

    So, she bails to NY because she wants to avoid the “conservatorship” that her lamo father was threatening? Proves my theory: the only way to get her to act on anything is to give her a bloody nose. Threaten to take away her freedom or take away whatever little money she has left, and she’ll finally stop posing & will act.

    What’s going to be funny is, when she’s put in jail, how long does it take before she mouths off to someone & they beat her down?

  24. Randal

    I love the happiness in your smile and the sparkle in your eyes, Lindsay. You glow like a firefly and sting like a bee and continue to be at the top of your game. Just wanted to take the time to say that you look amazing with black hair, you’re just too cute!

    Randal

  25. Ranger Rob

    you know I’m not sure who would do worse managing Lindsay’s life, her, her mom, or her dad. Someone email the judge to request an attendance record from her alcohol school; just because they are required to report MIA after 21days doesn’t mean they *can’t* report MIA >7days. Hell, give me the judges email and i’ll do it.

  26. Lindsay Lohan

    #16 I don’t get it. Do you swallow the tampon first and then the vodka, or do you soak the tampon in vodka and then try to swallow it? Please let me know before the 21st..

    P.S. I’m only asking because a friend of mine really needs to know.

  27. Mother

    The poor girl is resorting to “snuff” photos to pay for her habit. I don’t even need to know this girl to recognize an addict. She’s lost, lonely and desperate – you can see it in her face. Her only hope is to check into a rehab facility away from “friends”, “family” and the media. She’s clearly a sweet girl with a lot of grit and strength. She’s spent enough time being self-destructive. It hasn’t killed her yet, so before it does she might want to use that grit and strength to heal herself and become a true inspiration to lots of young people out there struggling with demons just like her. SHe’s got what it takes to make people love her, but her current cause isn’t something most people love. It horrifies them.

  28. Mother

    The poor girl is resorting to “snuff” photos to pay for her habit. I don’t even need to know this girl to recognize an addict. She’s lost, lonely and desperate – you can see it in her face. Her only hope is to check into a rehab facility away from “friends”, “family” and the media. She’s clearly a sweet girl with a lot of grit and strength. She’s spent enough time being self-destructive. It hasn’t killed her yet, so before it does she might want to use that grit and strength to heal herself and become a true inspiration to lots of young people out there struggling with demons just like her. SHe’s got what it takes to make people love her, but her current cause isn’t something most people love. It horrifies them.

  29. Mr Mackey

    Does she still have her lickher licence?

  30. Helena Handbasket

    The vodka-soaked tampon is a great idea. Maybe a little cranberry juice in there too would help fight the rampant yeast infection?

  31. Heikki

    Come ti Finland, always have some use of nobodys..?

  32. Heikki

    Come ti Finland, always have some use of nobodys..?

  33. Darrin

    She is *not* aging well. She needs to set herself a stable bed-time – ie: no more clubbing – it’ll do her looks a World of good.

    Get off the booze, Lindsay.

  34. cc

    Why did steal a homeless person’s clothes? That’s not nice.

  35. jd

    Why is her face so bloated?

  36. Marcus

    She needs a facial, I can give her a few.

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  40. el ces

    Aww, I hope her teeth don’t fall out. She has a pretty smile.

  41. cc

    Pic 4 is actually a bit frightening.

  42. Its a shame to see her slide.

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    Soon she’ll be behind bars.Chained with each leg to an iron ball.Her parents will visit her from time to time.

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  45. Nero

    The prisons have their ways to have her admitting to be an addict.. Fill up those buckets!

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  48. bmose

    Hollywood judges are like substitute teachers–ZERO backbone.Remember Ito?

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  50. She looks too ugly in this pictures. She was already ugly and now she is toothless!! Gosh it’s a horrible combination. And she is just paying off what she has done. She deserve the jail so got it because she should take care before committing crime.

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