Lindsay Lohan has apparently violated her probation and could see herself in jail as early as next month, according to TMZ:
Judge Marsha Revel made it clear to Lindsay late last year, she must attend alcohol ed courses once every 7 days. The only exception — if she was in inpatient rehab. And the judge was explicit … if Lindsay did not comply with the terms of probation, she was going to jail.
The school in which Lindsay enrolled is required by state law to inform the court only if the student is MIA for 21 days. So here’s the disconnect: The school has not reported an attendance violation … because Lindsay frequently waited until the 21st day to attend classes.
Bottom line — Lindsay met the school’s requirement, but squarely violated the judge’s order.
Of course, let’s not kid ourselves, Lindsay won’t serve a minute of jail time because that would make too much sense. But just in case, she bolted to New York this morning to supposedly meet with her dad, so look forward to a happy Lohan reunion next week where everyone pretends Michael doesn’t kick vaginas and Lindsay hasn’t already made the switch to the more easily affordable meth. “Her teeth are falling out because she’s such a good actress. Happens all the time.”
Que busted.
first
toothless?
Watch how great she looks when she first gets out and hasn’t been swinging from pill to pill every hour and how fast she goes back to looking pale, wax and has dead wtfareyoulookingat eyes.
she is so frightening.Hope NY swallows hr whole and never spits her out.
Stupid fucking whore.
Too busy snorting, blowing and sucking to be involved
in getting her life in order.
This has-been idiot has next to zero legitimate career options left.
Look for her on the bestiality/bi-racial/crackwhore XXX porn sites blowing
drunken midgets for crack.
Your fifteen minutes is up, cokewhore.
Crackheads belong in jail….
A-ha! Is she missing her bottom center tooth?
Yeah, how is she toothless?
Dear Lindsay,
Don’t listen to your detractors. You are the most beautiful whore in the lineup.
The missing bottom teeth makes it easier to suck dick when your pimp breaks your jaw and it ends up wired shut.
Holy mother of alcohol and drug induced bloat! She reminds me of Elvis Presley in his end days.
She looks 45.
Hawking said it the best, no further comments needed.
It’s a shame this girl has the effed up genes she does because shes actually the most talented out of the paparazzi dirtbag gaggle we see flittering about Hollywood.
She’ll be dead soon and we’ll all look at the Parent Trap and go awwww she was a cutie.
I’m waiting for her to pull a Brittney and shave her head…. it’s not far off now.
That doesn’t even look like her to me….
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I propose, one vodka soaked tampon a day will not only avoid detection from your ghoulish parents, nosy hanger-ons and free loaders who sells you up the river. But will help you stay under the legal limit of .08 and still have the elation and well being without feeling intoxicated. Thus, conforming with over zealous law makers. Who loves you baby?
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god shes so not cute why do people find her attractive?
Ugh she so belongs on this site: http://dcvision.tumblr.com/ (link is safe)
I don’t understand. I thought her mother said everything is okey dokey?
OD already…..
.
Major Coke Bloat
Meth teeth. Her probation has no drug and alcohol testing in it?
toothless = better bj
I’ll still motorboat her.
So, she bails to NY because she wants to avoid the “conservatorship” that her lamo father was threatening? Proves my theory: the only way to get her to act on anything is to give her a bloody nose. Threaten to take away her freedom or take away whatever little money she has left, and she’ll finally stop posing & will act.
What’s going to be funny is, when she’s put in jail, how long does it take before she mouths off to someone & they beat her down?
I love the happiness in your smile and the sparkle in your eyes, Lindsay. You glow like a firefly and sting like a bee and continue to be at the top of your game. Just wanted to take the time to say that you look amazing with black hair, you’re just too cute!
Randal
you know I’m not sure who would do worse managing Lindsay’s life, her, her mom, or her dad. Someone email the judge to request an attendance record from her alcohol school; just because they are required to report MIA after 21days doesn’t mean they *can’t* report MIA >7days. Hell, give me the judges email and i’ll do it.
#16 I don’t get it. Do you swallow the tampon first and then the vodka, or do you soak the tampon in vodka and then try to swallow it? Please let me know before the 21st..
P.S. I’m only asking because a friend of mine really needs to know.
The poor girl is resorting to “snuff” photos to pay for her habit. I don’t even need to know this girl to recognize an addict. She’s lost, lonely and desperate – you can see it in her face. Her only hope is to check into a rehab facility away from “friends”, “family” and the media. She’s clearly a sweet girl with a lot of grit and strength. She’s spent enough time being self-destructive. It hasn’t killed her yet, so before it does she might want to use that grit and strength to heal herself and become a true inspiration to lots of young people out there struggling with demons just like her. SHe’s got what it takes to make people love her, but her current cause isn’t something most people love. It horrifies them.
The poor girl is resorting to “snuff” photos to pay for her habit. I don’t even need to know this girl to recognize an addict. She’s lost, lonely and desperate – you can see it in her face. Her only hope is to check into a rehab facility away from “friends”, “family” and the media. She’s clearly a sweet girl with a lot of grit and strength. She’s spent enough time being self-destructive. It hasn’t killed her yet, so before it does she might want to use that grit and strength to heal herself and become a true inspiration to lots of young people out there struggling with demons just like her. SHe’s got what it takes to make people love her, but her current cause isn’t something most people love. It horrifies them.
Does she still have her lickher licence?
The vodka-soaked tampon is a great idea. Maybe a little cranberry juice in there too would help fight the rampant yeast infection?
Come ti Finland, always have some use of nobodys..?
Come ti Finland, always have some use of nobodys..?
She is *not* aging well. She needs to set herself a stable bed-time – ie: no more clubbing – it’ll do her looks a World of good.
Get off the booze, Lindsay.
Why did steal a homeless person’s clothes? That’s not nice.
Why is her face so bloated?
She needs a facial, I can give her a few.
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Aww, I hope her teeth don’t fall out. She has a pretty smile.
Pic 4 is actually a bit frightening.
Its a shame to see her slide.
Soon she’ll be behind bars.Chained with each leg to an iron ball.Her parents will visit her from time to time.
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The prisons have their ways to have her admitting to be an addict.. Fill up those buckets!
I don’t know what prison food looks like.Does LiLo know?
Yum! Prison food for bad people!
Hollywood judges are like substitute teachers–ZERO backbone.Remember Ito?
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She looks too ugly in this pictures. She was already ugly and now she is toothless!! Gosh it’s a horrible combination. And she is just paying off what she has done. She deserve the jail so got it because she should take care before committing crime.