Dina Lohan: ‘Lindsay’s going to die soon’

November 12th, 2009 // 66 Comments

Seen here doing what she does best last night, Lindsay Lohan is probably going going to die soon, according to the latest released phone call between Dina and Michael Lohan. RadarOnline reports:

In the phone call, which was recorded in New York, Dina tells her ex-husband and Lindsay’s father, Michael that, “time is running out with this kid. I know, I’m her mother and I feel it and I’m scared.”
She continues: “She’ll open up to you but it’s nothing compared to what’s going on with this kid. And don’t tell her I told you anything or try to weasel s–t out of her… she’ll tell you when she’s ready to talk about s–t. Right now all I know is she’s starting to drink and that’s bad.”

Anyone else starting to feel like these tapes are becoming increasingly anti-climactic? It went from Lindsay dating Heath Ledger when he died to she’s a cutter to she’s going to drink herself to death. Not exactly a mind-blowing revelation there. If an alien with absolutely zero knowledge of pop culture landed on Earth and saw a picture of Lindsay, I guarantee its first reaction would be “Wow, that bitch is gonna die.” Or if it’s an awesome alien, it’d express immediate concern for the world’s liquor supply. “Graknar computes depletion is imminent. To the space brewery!”

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  1. Turd the third

    She is looking might fine in these picts. I bet her breath smells just like her stink hole, having said that, her face in these pictures pretty much looks like one too. She and her family need to do the Michael Jackson and go to sleep forever and be done with their shitty little self-serving lives… that whole family is nothing but an a-hole convention out of control.

  2. Turd the third

    She is looking mighty fine in these picts. I bet her breath smells just like her stink hole, having said that, her face in these pictures pretty much looks like one too. She and her family need to do the Michael Jackson and go to sleep forever and be done with their shitty little self-serving lives… that whole family is nothing but an a-hole convention out of control.

  3. sexchill

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  4. Everybody here

    Fish, I know you’re against censorship, but would you please start deleating the spam posts (ie. #54). Other than the spammer I don’t think anybody would mind. Anyone willing to second the motion?

  5. Jon Gosselin

    Lindsay,

    I’m back again. I want sex before you die. I know you can’t read so I made a sex video. Please watch it then call me. Don’t make me have to dig up your casket for a fuck. Let me be the last dude to do you living. My junk works. It’s all your gonna get. Get it now.

    Jon

  6. Amber

    I believe it.

  7. the only opinion that matters

    I second #55′s motion…..just one more to pass the motion.

  8. Both of these parents need to stop trying to be in her spot light and get her the help she desperately needs…

  9. Sanlogirl

    We’re watching a woman slowly die. It makes me sad.

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