Lindsay Lohan has an undying love of the cock. Or at least that’s what her friends are telling OK! Magazine. Sure, maybe they didn’t use those exact words, but I dare you to draw a different conclusion. No, scratch that. I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU!:
Apparently LiLo has already been flirting with guys, and cracks seem to be appearing in the relationship. On August 5 at the Delano Hotel’s Florida Room, Lindsay, 22, cozied up to other men whenever Sam left her side.
“Lindsay was laughing and giggling with these guys,” an eyewitness tells OK!.
“Lindsay is the aggressive one in the relationship,” an insider tells OK!. “Sam tries to focus on Lindsay, but it’s never enough.” Another friend adds, “Lindsay has to be the center of attention, or she’ll flirt with other guys to make Sam jealous.”
Lindsay’s friend says, “She’ll be with the next guy who catches her eye — she can’t help it!”
Oh yeah, Lindsay Lohan’s playing this one real smart by flirting with other guys. Because Samantha Ronson doesn’t look at all like the jealous Single White Female-type who will stab you in your sleep. She wears a fedora, people!
Samantha Ronson | August 15, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Suck my fetid cunt juices
neptune | August 15, 2008 at 1:28 pm
…They already said they weren’t lesbians.
Lindsay Lohan | August 15, 2008 at 1:28 pm
num num nummy
mixedmartialartvideos.com | August 15, 2008 at 1:30 pm
A Shot At Love w/ Lindsay Lohan
Alex | August 15, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Man, this is gonna get ugly. Sam seems straight-up looney.
2for2true | August 15, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Not that Samantha Ronson even vaguely resembles a woman anyway…this hardly even qualifies as a gash crash.
Virgodoll | August 15, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Ofcourse she won’t, no girl in her right mind would
jaime | August 15, 2008 at 1:35 pm
i love it when it says “or she’ll flirt with other guys to make Sam jealous.”
OTHER GUYS means sam is 1 guy!
steve | August 15, 2008 at 1:36 pm
You people say what you want, but she is the one dipping into Lindsay’s honeypot every night and you’re not.
pistolita | August 15, 2008 at 1:39 pm
lindsay lohan has the strangest shaped legs… she’s pretty thin, yet her inner thighs are all squished together as if she were overweight. it’s unfortunate, really.
Sam | August 15, 2008 at 1:39 pm
Once a girl chokes down that first thick ropey salty gob of throat-pulsing semen, she’ll never be satisfied with those…things… that look like ugly hairy guys in oversized cargo pants.
oscar | August 15, 2008 at 1:40 pm
this is based on the assumption that sam morton is a crossdressing man who poses as a woman who looks like a man so he can get celeb pussy that is posing as a lebian for publicity.
i hope that is clear enough for you all newbs.
Rant | August 15, 2008 at 1:41 pm
That honeypot contains rancid honey. So I am glad I do not partake dipping into it.
Ted from LA | August 15, 2008 at 1:43 pm
When did she start dating Howdy Doody?
The Office Whore | August 15, 2008 at 1:53 pm
When I see her, I think, “step right up! step right up and win some crap!”..
Maybe it’s cause I had to hang at the county fair last night. Or it might be that I’m hungover..
FRIST!!! | August 15, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Good GOD look at her!!! The methodone is apparently not working..
FRIST!!! | August 15, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Ok, if I were a lesbian, you can GUARANTEE, my girlfriend would be a hot blonde with a nice rack. What is Lindsay doing with that shitbag? Obviously LOTS OF DRUGS.
Hm. Maybe I should hang out with them…..
Barak Obama | August 15, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Bu the look on LiLo’s face in pic#2, it already looks like she got a bit of the penis that night.
The Office Whore | August 15, 2008 at 2:03 pm
FRIST!!! No shit, eh?? These two are as good of a couple as waffles and cocaine.. mmmm, waffles..
stoplookingatme | August 15, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Umm… “cracks seem to be appearing in the relationship”? Pun intended??
LaraCroftsmole | August 15, 2008 at 2:14 pm
So what this article is saying is LIndsay is an unfaithful little whore? Wow well who could ever have guessed THAT!
FRIST!!! | August 15, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Whore, ALWAYS eat the waffles first, you won’t be hungry after the cocaine..
super N | August 15, 2008 at 2:28 pm
The road she took out of Wienerville is a two lane highway, fortunately for her.
Nathiest | August 15, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Who are these “friends” that always seem to talk shit about their celeb friend to magazines? I say BS! BS! BS!
Nathiest | August 15, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Reading responses,
Wow you people are just a bunch of sad losers! Why do you all take this story and other such stories as fact? Not everything you read is true morons!!! Fucking sad sheep the whole lot of you. Oh that is true btw.
sharpeidude | August 15, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Sounds like the publicity stunt is starting to grow stale.
NY Ted | August 15, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Cripes…I don’t care…sure LiLo has enough baggage behind her especially for only being 22 that it would cause a bell-hop to have a stroke!
But I’d give her my penis…I’d split her like a lumber-jack chopping fire wood…!
Langdon | August 15, 2008 at 2:47 pm
question:
how many times has LL been arrested, drove drunk, went to rehab, etc. since she started dating Sam? none. because gay relationships are more stable and meaningful than straight relationships. also gay people make 70% more money on average because they’re smarter and more put-together than breeders.
rough daddy | August 15, 2008 at 3:07 pm
ofcourse,,,,my prediction will come true,,,soon or later shes going to pull an Ann Heche on top hat over here….
Sam | August 15, 2008 at 3:07 pm
I agree. Sam Ronson definitely looks smarter and more put-together than a straight woman.
“breeder”? Really? You’re just trolling, aren’t you? Most lesbian couples are breeding these days, with assistance. It’s a very outdated slang term.
Turd Ferguson | August 15, 2008 at 3:09 pm
@28
1) You are an idiot.
2) Give it time for dumbass to get arrested before her next attention grabbing stunt.
3) Where are the stats to back up your ramblings?
JPRichardson | August 15, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Beautiful legs! But I still can’t take away those awful MM-esque pics with the saggy boobs, slutty wig and abscence of waist and hips…
rough daddy | August 15, 2008 at 3:17 pm
langdon?#28 keep believing that, if it makes you sleep well at night…
L Wilbs | August 15, 2008 at 3:41 pm
What do you know!? Another glossy eyed cracked out ugly moviestar with a lot of hair dye, makeup, starvation and lack of talent. Some old same old.
Bollox | August 15, 2008 at 4:07 pm
No matter what happens Lindsay’s hot and I love her, and would give her one. But once she’s mine, she’s mine, she be lookin’ at another guy, I be slappin’ her down. Another gitl’s ok though, but not that rat-faced Pete Wentz lookalike.
bart | August 15, 2008 at 4:43 pm
@28
fag
JoshLavarn | August 15, 2008 at 4:52 pm
Samantha Ronson is beyond disgusting. Friggin she dresses and looks fuglyier than most guys that go to comic book shops. Yuk. The “new kids on the block” lamo retarded hat is the killer.
She needs to go on “what not to wear” so Stacy London can toss her crappy t-shirts into a trash can and burn it.
twzzlrgirl | August 15, 2008 at 5:17 pm
You got it right, FRIST!
If I’m gonna be munchin carpet, it better belong to one hell of a hot woman, or i’d stay straight. Why switch teams only to date someone homely and gross? I don’t get it. Even for attention…it just doesn’t seem worth it. Can you imagine getting into bed with THAT every night? Blick.
twzzlrgirl | August 15, 2008 at 5:17 pm
PS — do you think she leaves the hat on during sex?
Vince Lombardi | August 15, 2008 at 5:22 pm
LiLo is simply too (dare I say it?) superficial to have a meaningful relationship with anyone. She’s bedding down with DJ Dyke to shock and awe people and jump start a career that would otherwise be preceded by the label “recently rehabbed” Lindsey Lohan. I mean, isn’t that what people were saying about Robert Downey Jr.? Can he pull off “Iron Man?” He’s a (gasp!) drug addict! If she weren’t hanging with the flavor of the day (tuna?) she’d simply be Lindsey Lohan, damaged goods. Instead, she’s Lindsey Lohan, experimental lez. As soon as she gets a good movie gig and earns some dough, she’s going to throw Ronson under a bus.
Sandwarrior | August 15, 2008 at 5:44 pm
You guys are just missing it all together, LiLo is just the submissive in the arrangement. So when do we get to see her in chains and leather…….. and Sam with the whip.
Sweet Jane | August 15, 2008 at 7:03 pm
Sometimes I read the posts on here and I think it’s no wonder Lindsey is pretending she’s a lesbian. How can there be so many guys who think saying “I’d hit it” is cool? When anonymous, how can so many guys think typing references to sucking on an anus is interesting or titillating? One or two, sure. But not so damn many….
Betsy Ford | August 15, 2008 at 7:06 pm
Lindsey looks hella drunk in all these photos.
bonespur | August 15, 2008 at 9:44 pm
I don’t know why but this sort of pisses me off…
If Lindsay is playing Samantha like a video game that makes her a real cunt!
If, on the other hand, she really cares for her but her feelings are changing then that’s something else altogether. Relationships do change.
Can anyone spell NIM-FO-MAY-KNEE-ACK?
ganana | August 15, 2008 at 10:04 pm
L.L. has that “corpsey” look again, like she’s back into drugs and alcohol.
Lindsay, why oh why don’t you chuck it all and buy a little cottage in northern California or somewhere, plant a garden and leave all this shit behind? You’re gonna die or something if you don’t.
fddf | August 15, 2008 at 10:59 pm
Judging by that pic, looks like she’ll never quit the blow either.
oshkoshb'goshdamngosh | August 15, 2008 at 11:03 pm
This looks like a nice young boyscout helping an old lady cross the street. You people should be ashamed. Not for any particular reason, just because I say so.
RichPort ( Is Gay ) | August 15, 2008 at 11:13 pm
#9. And thank God for that! My penis is telling me that tapping that rather homely ass would not be in its best long term interests. You gotta’ respect the penis, …
#28. “because they’re smarter and more put-together than breeders.” You forgot to mention that gays also suck cock and allow other men to fuck them in the ass. On balance, I think I’ll stick to breeding.
#38. The implication may be that “Sam” munches carpet much better than the typical dude, at least the ones that Lohan fucks. Guys that bang her want publicity, but know her rep, and I’ll bet that most have no interest in touching her with anything that isn’t double bagged.
I personally don’t understand why more women aren’t lesbians, but thank God that most are wired to love the schlong, …
RichPort ( Is Gay ) | August 15, 2008 at 11:25 pm
#18. Jesus fucking Christ, yet another product of the Mississippi public school system? It’s “Barack”, not “Barak”. Ask your mom to show you how to use “the Google”, … fucktard.
THE REAL B. STEARN | August 16, 2008 at 12:44 am
Gotta’ laugh at the headline: Aug 15 2008Lindsay Lohan’s friends: ‘She’ll never quit the penis’
Uhh, are we absolutely certain that with Ronson she actually has QUIT the penis?