Here’s Lindsay Lohan doing an eHarmony ad for the folks over at Funny or Die which pretty much flushes whatever tiny shred of dignity she had down the toilet. Granted, she makes fun of herself, the video is basically a thinly-veiled attack of Samantha Ronson. But, on a brighter note, it also trumpets Lindsay’s inevitable return to the penis. — Whee?
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WTF | April 14, 2009 at 10:34 am
that was horrible and not funny.
LINA | April 14, 2009 at 10:35 am
FIRST
Rough Daddy | April 14, 2009 at 10:37 am
She forgot spit baller…doenst this girl have a Manager, Agent or something…
Racer X | April 14, 2009 at 10:37 am
Cocaine is a hellava drug.
Mos | April 14, 2009 at 10:38 am
Actually, that was pretty funny.
#1 just needs to be cool and show what a harsh dude he is by parroting a gossip website writer. Too cool, guy. Lina was more original than you.
Richard McBeef | April 14, 2009 at 10:40 am
Not funny
She looks beat up and need of a ham sandwich or 5.
The cigarette and panties voice is kinda hot though.
Delgo (I'm using a laptop cause my monitor is broken!!!1) | April 14, 2009 at 10:43 am
I miss the chubby, big tittied, barely legal Lindsay.
R.I.P.
jann | April 14, 2009 at 10:44 am
She got uglier. Is that possible?
abbs | April 14, 2009 at 10:50 am
Pretty cleaver. Too bad it wasn’t her idea. She has red hair now?
Adolf McHitler | April 14, 2009 at 10:50 am
Hi! I’m Tom Cruise and EVERYONE WHO POSTS BELOW ME SUCKS WINO PENIS AND SWALLOWS!
LawnGnome | April 14, 2009 at 10:52 am
Man, she looks terrible. I ALMOST feel sorry for her, except for the fact that her career downslide was her own fault… so, no.
Sportsdvl | April 14, 2009 at 10:53 am
I hate Lohan but that was pretty funny and shows she can make fun of herself.
mirroRorrim | April 14, 2009 at 11:00 am
That is pretty sad. It wouldve been superfunny if they had a look alike do it, but when she actually has nothing better to do than a spoof of herself… fucking SAD.
Other celebs who have done this aren’t reciting a litany of their past exploits. They re making fun of rumors that arent true (for the most part) but in Lindsay’s case… it is just a resume of her activities in the last couple of yrs.
She really needs someone who gives a damn about her in her life. It aint me though…
Rough Daddy | April 14, 2009 at 11:01 am
She looks good, body’s in tune, the question is does she still gets damp for dude, or does she wants to upgrade to a rosie odonelle or something…
applejack | April 14, 2009 at 11:02 am
Ha! With no-one around but losers like you guys, it’ll be a snap to scoop her up. So long, suckers!
lindsaylover | April 14, 2009 at 11:08 am
she’s becoming so unattractive it is sad.
really!
regardless of what some sexually insecure men and women have said in the past, she DID and HAS BEEN looking REALLY GOOD for a long time.
but now…
so skinny, coked out eyes, morbid smile…
and boh. even self locking irony doesn’t come out right from her mouth…
which is usually so easy to pull off!
poor lindsey!
i volunteer to be her rehab…
quite a few strategies i have in mind to bring her back to her former splendor…
GL | April 14, 2009 at 11:09 am
Lindsay has made some mistakes but she is still talented and cute as hell! I’m sure she will find someone who will treat her right as long as she stays away from the freaks in Hollywood!
dude | April 14, 2009 at 11:10 am
gotta hand it to her she has her sense of humor. id date her in a heartbeat. mosta u haters probably couldnt GET a date xcept rosey… god bless u linds
tarzan | April 14, 2009 at 11:10 am
lol that was funny!
i have over $400…
and by that a redhead thats crazy LOL
me like her now
Alex | April 14, 2009 at 11:12 am
She’s awesome. Loved the video and she is still a hoot!
Mal Gusto | April 14, 2009 at 11:18 am
B-O-R-I-N-G……
wow. Lindsay is so hip, she can make fun of her own media image. The only thing I want to see coming out of her mouth is some guy’s cock, when the inevitable leap to porn is made.
Note to Linds: If you are willing to set up a pay per view suicide site, I will contribute.
Mal Gusto | April 14, 2009 at 11:19 am
B-O-R-I-N-G……
wow. Lindsay is so hip, she can make fun of her own media image. The only thing I want to see coming out of her mouth is some guy’s cock, when the inevitable leap to porn is made.
Note to Linds: If you are willing to set up a pay per view suicide site, I will contribute.
meee | April 14, 2009 at 11:22 am
hahaha. come on. how many of you would listen to the shit someone talked about you, then actually make a video about it for everyone to watch?
(if you do, youtube it so i can watch!)
leelee | April 14, 2009 at 11:26 am
i think it was funny and she looked really good
go lindsay
holycow | April 14, 2009 at 11:44 am
This chick has been rode hard and put away dusty.
mikeock | April 14, 2009 at 11:45 am
If I didn’t know this was LINDSAY LOHAN, I’d say to myself, “Hey, funny chick. A little bony, but they all fatten up once they commit to you. She looks like she could down a quart of Vodka and give a blowjob like a pro. I bet she swallows too.”
Kelley | April 14, 2009 at 12:13 pm
Her dignity down the toilet ? Flush the whole THING down the toilet … whee !!!
Vivvianna Vandersnatch | April 14, 2009 at 12:16 pm
Is Lindsay drunk in this thing? She’s totally got Paris HIlton wonk eye going on.
Sarah Smith | April 14, 2009 at 12:17 pm
Lindsay is hot and has a lot of potential/talent unlike whorish paris and bitchy nicole. She is still very young so give her a break if she is trying to figure out what she likes/does not like. I bet most of u were also exprimenting/ experiencing different phases in life that you did not know how to handle at in ur twenties…and she is only 22!!
RichPort's Ghost | April 14, 2009 at 12:31 pm
Way to go, you stupid chain-smoking c*nt. You sound like a 65-year old granny who pulls around an oxygen tank.
You should go back to smoking pole instead, you dumb bitch.
RichPort's Ghost | April 14, 2009 at 12:32 pm
More like STDHarmony…
Mr. Obvious | April 14, 2009 at 12:36 pm
I might date her just to see the twins and crazy sex. I would certain do her for a night. But anything beyond 2 weeks is not worth it. Girl’s got too much drama.
RichPort's Ghost | April 14, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Wow… good job troll!
jt | April 14, 2009 at 12:43 pm
uhhh. is this supposed to be funny?
peter | April 14, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Holy shit that was AMAZING
totally hysterical
great job lindsay
Trish | April 14, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Thought it wasn’t so bad, however her skin looks rough.
Trish | April 14, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Thought it wasn’t so bad, however her skin looks rough.
justifiable | April 14, 2009 at 1:04 pm
She lost me at “workaholic” – it became obvious when she was confirming that laundry list of felonies, misdemeanors and fuckups that work always came last. Sad. All she did here was heavily underline why she’s not employable.
cat | April 14, 2009 at 1:04 pm
she sounds bitter
justifiable | April 14, 2009 at 1:13 pm
#33 RPG, does your lame troll want to fuck you, or just be you? He’s doing a piss-poor job if it’s the latter.
Iambananas | April 14, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Since when is a D.U.I. funny? See: Angels pitcher killed by drunk driver. Still laughing?
kakak | April 14, 2009 at 1:20 pm
I actually thought it was kinda funny:/
Laughing | April 14, 2009 at 1:27 pm
#41…yes, I’m still laughing. Even harder now after reading your comment.
a sanderson | April 14, 2009 at 1:30 pm
funny but she did a horrible job of acting, even if it was a joke. couldnt bare wathcing her “act”
Galtacticus | April 14, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Aww! How cute!
notfunny | April 14, 2009 at 1:39 pm
um that was lame…man I can’t believe how much she’s aged in like 4 years…she looks like she could be 35 :/…quit smoking and drinking lindsay, save whats left of your career
Nero | April 14, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Is she looking for someone??
gomer | April 14, 2009 at 1:53 pm
wow…listen to that coke voice….
Nice PR move, she has somebody with a clue working for her. The self deprecating bit will do her good if she can stay out of legal trouble. IF.
spamfighter | April 14, 2009 at 2:19 pm
this is so hot. I’m there for you Linds. And by there, I mean my penis.
BB | April 14, 2009 at 2:29 pm
That was funny.
Funnier than you, Superficial.