Lindsay Lohan is so full of herself it’s starting to rub off on her help. Lohan’s driver plowed into Tony Bennett’s daughter on Wednesday and then started screaming at her, even using the “Don’t you know who I am?” line. Antonia Bennett says:
“[He] was hostile with me. He ran into me, then got out of his car and started yelling at me.” Her manager, Keya Morgan, said Zagata was waiting to pick up Lohan in the parking lot of the Rehearsals.com recording studio in Burbank and talking on his cellphone when “he hit Antonia’s car. Then he has the nerve to jump out and scream, ‘Don’t you know who I am? I represent Lindsay Lohan! How dare you get in my way!’ He had no idea who Antonia was.” Morgan said that Zagata tried to blame Antonia “but [that] there were six witnesses, including the security guard who saw him ram her.” He said that Antonia was shaken up and that her car suffered close to $2,000 in damages.
Did this idiot seriously expect to be recognized? He’s Lindsay Lohan’s driver. You’d have a better chance of recognizing your neighbor’s dry cleaner. Or some guy in Italy you’ve never met.
Fifth Stooge | April 27, 2007 at 11:44 am
Suckers walk, money talks!
But it can’t touch my three lock box!
A little bit of Sammy for y’all to start your weekend.
bigsteamyone | April 27, 2007 at 11:45 am
I hear a mob hit about to happen .
tits_on_snack | April 27, 2007 at 11:47 am
Lindsay Lohan’s driver? I’m totally the president of his fan club.
Fifth Stooge | April 27, 2007 at 11:48 am
#3- Then you are totally his fan club.
I know, sarcasm.
Juliabella | April 27, 2007 at 11:50 am
She is so full of it…I see a ressemblance with Mariah Carey!!! And that’s not a compliment!
YOU SUCK LINY!
BigJim | April 27, 2007 at 11:52 am
Don’t you know who I am? I’m the guy who rags on celebs at a lame gossip site. That makes me important!
Really.
Uh, sort of…
Well, my mom thinks I’m special.
bungoone | April 27, 2007 at 11:52 am
aren’t you suppose to look good when you show up to the red carpet? she looks like my neighbors dog who’s in need of a serious grooming.
Jason The Barbarian | April 27, 2007 at 11:53 am
People are awesome, aren’t they?
Bern | April 27, 2007 at 11:54 am
Why would such a claim absolve someone of rear-ending a person? I’m pretty sure the guy driving the Pope-Mobile couldn’t even get away with that … and he drives the God-damned Pope — Lindsay Lohan is some skank who used to have big boobs and is 3-5 years away from leaking her own sex tape in a desperate play to regain “relevance,” whatever that technically means, anymore. Preposterous.
Milla | April 27, 2007 at 11:54 am
Why does her face look always so dirty? With that lipstick and all, eww.
GooniesNeverSayDie | April 27, 2007 at 11:58 am
Since when does Lindsay Lohan have a driver? She is the equivalent of automotive cancer.
Isnt she the same person who is constantly mowing people over on Robertson Blvd and driving through McDonalds in her automatic Porsche?
It figures that even her driver is getting into accidents.
Fifth Stooge | April 27, 2007 at 11:59 am
#6 BigJim- “lame” being the optimum word in your post.
GooniesNeverSayDie | April 27, 2007 at 12:05 pm
#10 – word.
I have never understood why people find her hot. She always looks orange or heroin-pale or splotchy or haggard. Or she is running down the street in a bikini and a heater in her hand.
Me, on the other hand…I generally look okay. Like right now, for example. I think I am dressed nicely. I am wearing my favorite pants.
veggi | April 27, 2007 at 12:08 pm
Why is an actual place that you go to called dot com anything. Fucking hollywood.
Ruby | April 27, 2007 at 12:08 pm
In the first pic, she looks like Camilla Parker Bowles with a Cheryl Tiegs wig on! Eww!
Juliabella | April 27, 2007 at 12:09 pm
#13
It’s nice to know for your pants. I, on the other am pulling a Britney…:)
Juliabella | April 27, 2007 at 12:09 pm
#13
It’s nice to know for your pants. I, on the other hand, am pulling a Britney…:)
veggi | April 27, 2007 at 12:12 pm
I wish I was wearing my favorite pants, but I peed in them last night. I guess I could have sat in my pee pants all day long….
2for2true | April 27, 2007 at 12:12 pm
Hmm….nah, I got nothing. Move along folks, nothing here to see. Scroll on down to the nip slip pics.
BarbadoSlim | April 27, 2007 at 12:12 pm
Seriously, this guy needs to beaten to death by the LAPD, Rodney style.
And that picture shows lohan’s true inner hag.
kamihi | April 27, 2007 at 12:13 pm
this woman is a whole new skin colour, shes so – well patchy, why is she so damn patchy?
Well whoever said she looks dirty – you got it, she looks likes shes been rolling in a rubbish bin.
daηielle™↵ | April 27, 2007 at 12:14 pm
Uh….yeah. “I represent Lindsay Lohan” that’s like shouting out “I have AIDS, love me”.
What in the hell did this guy expect?
I guess he didn’t read the fine print in his contract when Linds hired him. It clearly stated these benifits:
-The nickname: Firecrotchy Flunky
-A used tampon
-All you can eat pass at Taco Bell
-2 Kleenex’s
-5 cans of tanning solution
-and a free trip to rehab [if you need it, which you will]
Oh, and a lifetime supply of Voss…and vodka [if you need it].
mrlithium | April 27, 2007 at 12:18 pm
poor girl, look at her skin, gross. she’s gonna have the worst skin cancer in 159,000 places on her body in about 20 years.
BarbadoSlim | April 27, 2007 at 12:21 pm
@23, she’ll be dead waaaaaaaaaaaaay before that, trust me…
Bern | April 27, 2007 at 12:22 pm
#18 — my girlfriend peed her pants last night, too … hopefully you are not her, because I wasn’t supposed to tell anyone …
whoneedsenemies | April 27, 2007 at 12:22 pm
#23 Can self tanner give you skin cancer??
Does she put that stuff on in the dark? Look at her legs OMFG!
tits_on_snack | April 27, 2007 at 12:24 pm
White nails never look good. They make your hands look dirty, and dark and creased. My friends and I have all tried to pull off the white nailpolish, and it doesn’t matter what skin tone you have or what your nails look like – the result is fug hands.
costamar | April 27, 2007 at 12:26 pm
I agree. What’s with her skin? It’s always full of blotches and spots. Is it a new form of venereal disease?
Jimbo ? | April 27, 2007 at 12:26 pm
This is just fucking pathetic. Now we have stories about Lindsay Lohan’s driver being and asshole. How is that any kind of news. Was he wearing Britney’s wig and boots while is was running into Tony Bennett’s daughter? Who the FUCK cares.
I have now plucked all the hair from my nuts and have no other choice but to move on to my asshole. Veggi, Can I wear you pee pants? That would be more of a thrill than this.
MassGrrl | April 27, 2007 at 12:30 pm
Her skin looks so badly lately. Meth will do that…
cchinkk182 | April 27, 2007 at 12:31 pm
damn La Lohan looks good in these pics!
Fishstick | April 27, 2007 at 12:31 pm
You should post a video on YouTube chronicling your nut-hair-plucking adventures.
F-Sucker | April 27, 2007 at 12:32 pm
I wonder how many clubs he’s carried her out of after she passed out.
He’s probably copped some good cheap feels.
Jimbo ? | April 27, 2007 at 12:35 pm
Fishstick – I will turn the camera on.
F-Sucker – I am sure her driver just picks her up like a bowling ball and carries her back to the car. I’ll bet that thumb hole is pretty big
D E D | April 27, 2007 at 12:36 pm
Why the *FUCK* can’t this girl apply her sunless tanning cream evenly? Jesus Haploid Christ. She is a fucking mess.
D E D | April 27, 2007 at 12:37 pm
This is also the *ONLY* time I can remember seeing her fingernails *NOT* caked with grime. I’m not so sure about the Platinum-tipped manicure but even Lee Press-On Nails would be an improvement over the filthy gutter-slut fingernails I am used to seeing on her.
lickmybutt | April 27, 2007 at 12:38 pm
naw, you guys are wrong…
this guy hates lindsay and wants her to look like a fool.
what driver would jump out screaming that kinda shit and say who he is representing. he would be fired in a minute.
this guy, he is a real class act, i bet lindsay wasnt even there, he just wants to make her look even worse.
Jimbo ? | April 27, 2007 at 12:45 pm
@37 – you must not leave here in So Cal. They are all asshole in Hollywood. Everybody thinks they are more important than everyone else. They all have great big sticks up their ass
Ruby | April 27, 2007 at 12:47 pm
Jimbo – are your nut hairs and your ring hairs the same colour and texture?
GooniesNeverSayDie | April 27, 2007 at 12:50 pm
#38 – That’s not everyone in Hollywood. That is just a mile or so stretch of West Hollywood.
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Jimbo ? | April 27, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Yes, my ass is so clean you could eat lunch off of it
Ruby | April 27, 2007 at 12:55 pm
lol! I bet you would give a great brazilian then?
honeycombs_big_yeahyeahyeah! | April 27, 2007 at 12:58 pm
I love that demure I’m-so-cute face, even though her hair looks like crispy crap.
Jimbo ? | April 27, 2007 at 12:59 pm
Do you want one Ruby? I am very gentle
NoSHIT? | April 27, 2007 at 1:00 pm
and that is the ugliest person the world has seen. damn…
wedgeone | April 27, 2007 at 1:02 pm
When I plow into somebody’s daughter I usually scream “Pop goes the weasel!!!”
lambman | April 27, 2007 at 1:04 pm
At least this time Lindsay wasn’t driving!!!!
And they saw no news is good news!
Ruby | April 27, 2007 at 1:07 pm
Jim, I recently had one but will keep you on file for the next. You wouldn’t mind a tattoo of “Wedgeone’s troll sucks” across my ass, would ya?
Notorious | April 27, 2007 at 1:08 pm
yo, her feet are a different color, she must be a chimera. Shoot her, stuff her and put her on display at the Natural History Museum, you don’t see one of those every day!
NoSHIT? | April 27, 2007 at 1:09 pm
Didn’t her mum teach her to bathe at least once a day, to heck, once a month? What’s wrong with this woman? Dear God help her!