Lindsay Lohan’s dad wants that conservatorship

Michael Lohan is apparently following through on his threat to pursue a conservatorship over Lindsay Lohan because Jamie Spears isn’t better than him. But in the meantime, Lindsay and her sister Ali are filing restraining orders against Michael if you consider Dina Lohan a reliable source. Us Magazine reports:

“We will be getting restraining orders… It will happen imminently,” Dina says. “My children are petrified of him.”
Michael said his 23-year-old daughter had “pale and bloodshot eyes” and that he was “shocked” at the state of her home.
Says Dina, “He’s breaking in, saying all this stuff about her apartment. He’s an absolute liar! He wasn’t even allowed in there.”
Dina calls Michael’s actions “disgusting.”
“All my kids… he’s never been there. He’s been in and out of jail for 10 years,” says Lohan. “This guy has to be stopped. He’s dangerous!”

Of course nobody’s going to do anything because let’s be realistic, this shit’s all about press. Michael Lohan probably pretended to walk to the courthouse only to duck into a Starbucks at the last minute until Harvey Levin shows up. While Lindsay already forgot her name and spent the morning doodling Samantha Ronson with a bottle of Absolut for a penis. It’s a vicious cycle.

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