Lindsay Lohan’s dad totally wants her

Seen here for no logical reason whatsoever at the New York premiere of Inglourious Basterds, Lindsay Lohan’s dad was apparently all over her freckled shit this weekend at a charity event. Page Six reports:

While she was trying to talk to Donna Karan, Calvin Klein, Kim Cattrall and Andrew Balazs, he talked into her ear, almost ignoring her younger brother, Michael. As soon as the elder Michael backed off, a bodyguard stood near Lindsay, prompting one spy to note, “It looks like he’s stalking her.”
The next day, Lohan Sr. bumped into Hampton Sheet publisher Joan Jedell at 75 Main in Southampton and reversed his criticism of Lindsay’s gal pal Samantha Ronson: “I was misled by people who had their own agenda . . . I was wrong and I’m very sorry. I wish the best for them.”

Psst. Hey. Hey, Mike. I hear she likes coke.

My work here is done.

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