Michael Lohan has foregone taking responsibility for dropping a holiday bomb that he fathered a love child and opted to blame Samantha Ronson for writing Lindsay’s Christmas Eve blog where she lamented about her dad’s wayward wang. Page Six reports:
Michael told People.com he believes there’s a “99 percent chance” the missive was actually penned by Lindsay’s girl friend. Ronson laughed yesterday about Michael’s allegation. “Ha! That’s funny, but I don’t ghost-write My Space blogs,” the Sapphic record-spinner told Page Six. “Good thing he left that 1 percent window open so he wasn’t 100 percent wrong for once.
Wait, people ghost-write blogs? Take it away, Stephen King:
No one bothered to tell Lindsay and her lover Samantha that lesbians weren’t allowed in the pet cemetery that night. But Old Caretaker Rick Capshaw knew as he watched precariously from his kitchen window that, let’s assume, is in Maine. (Surprise, I live there!) What happened next would rattle his neighbors to their very co – Hey, is that a van? Not again. Oh noes!
The master of horror, folks.
funtimes | December 29, 2008 at 2:40 pm
first?
dork | December 29, 2008 at 2:42 pm
She looks old. Might be the L.A. smog. Then again, might be the tremendous genes she inherited…
JunkyVanRobot | December 29, 2008 at 2:57 pm
She looks awful in these photos
Famous Plastic | December 29, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Lindsay’s looking a little rough, huh? That’s what smoking will do to you.
chickdowntown - my ads own this site | December 29, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Hey, Paris, see those? Those are breasts. Notice how Lindsay’s gotta let those things breath? Hit up your BFF, she looks like she can tell you all about what that might be like, too.
mimi | December 29, 2008 at 3:09 pm
The only thing I hate worse than blondes are fake blondes. Why would anyone want to look like a war criminal? That’s what those people are don’t forget.
Deacon Jones | December 29, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Holy fucking shit.
She literally looks 30 years old in these pics. Must be one hell of a meth habit she’s picked up.
Delgo | December 29, 2008 at 3:39 pm
She looks cracked out. I’d hit it.
you're dumb | December 29, 2008 at 3:42 pm
mimi is lame.
who the hell hates people for their hair color?
answer: lame fucks!
This Poster | December 29, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Anyone posting after This Poster sucks on Michael Lohan’s Leprechaun penis and drinks the ale from his genital beertap
joe m | December 29, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Could it be that Lindsay and Michael are pretending
to be mad at each other because they want to
cover up their sexual affair?
HeyJude | December 29, 2008 at 5:31 pm
She looks like… whats that spiderchick name…oh Toby, No, WTF is her name, Kristen Dunst…I had to google it…damn, both were fuckable. Beauty is such a short career…my god is Miranda Kerr going to look like shit next year now…who will I jerk off too? I can’t afford to buy a real hot chick in this economy…good lord pls help.
mai-tai | December 29, 2008 at 5:54 pm
She needs to stop the partying. That’s a killer frown line. She’s going to look horrible in ten years… What am I talking about? Botox!
Monkey's Bone | December 29, 2008 at 8:11 pm
Girl looks like she’s been rode hard – and put away wet
friendlyfires | December 29, 2008 at 9:47 pm
Good lord, I can smell the nicotine and bourbon emanating from my monitor – that’s so damn, damn, hot
isitin | December 29, 2008 at 11:58 pm
This does not look like Lindsay Lohan any longer. Someone has taken her away & replaced her with this ugly thing.
gerard Vandenberg | December 30, 2008 at 12:12 am
……………………………MARRY HIM?
lindary | December 30, 2008 at 5:23 am
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ?????????????????
123 | December 30, 2008 at 5:59 am
are you guys serious? I think she actually looks pretty hot in those pictures
phatguru | December 30, 2008 at 11:06 am
Michael Lohan is a jerk.
101 Reasons Why Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Will Break Up:
http://www.phatguru.com/?p=2589
nerdkiller | December 30, 2008 at 12:59 pm
I can’t wait to eat her ass. I wish Sunday would come sooner!
herbiefrog | December 30, 2008 at 6:12 pm
imagine what it’s like…
…you get hiome
…read the news
…discover your “dad” is all over your ass yet again…
oh… that’s just fuckin’ great
can someone just take him the f*ck away … ? ?
[[what ?]
we said nothing… : ) ]
night babes : ))
Mama Pinkus | December 30, 2008 at 7:18 pm
that gal starting to get that hard alcoholic look
pokfhk | December 31, 2008 at 7:32 am
she looks great … im smelling envy ENVY.
pokfhk | December 31, 2008 at 7:32 am
she looks great … im smelling envy ENVY.
the big kahuna | December 31, 2008 at 8:00 pm
if she wears one more pair of leggings i’m going to stab her.
joe m | January 15, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Beautiful Lindsay with an ugly lesbian
will only lead to disaster.
Please Lindsay,get far away from sodomy.
portable media player | May 20, 2010 at 5:46 am
He looks like … whats the spiderchick Toby Oh, no … Name, WTF his name, Kristen Dunst … I google it … Shame was, both were fuckable. Beauty is such a short career … Miranda Kerr is my God look like shit so next year … Who will I stop being the jerk? Help in this economy I better buy a real hot chick … God can not pls.