Lindsay Lohan’s dad seems like a really nice guy

December 29th, 2008 // 28 Comments

Michael Lohan has foregone taking responsibility for dropping a holiday bomb that he fathered a love child and opted to blame Samantha Ronson for writing Lindsay’s Christmas Eve blog where she lamented about her dad’s wayward wang. Page Six reports:

Michael told People.com he believes there’s a “99 percent chance” the missive was actually penned by Lindsay’s girl friend. Ronson laughed yesterday about Michael’s allegation. “Ha! That’s funny, but I don’t ghost-write My Space blogs,” the Sapphic record-spinner told Page Six. “Good thing he left that 1 percent window open so he wasn’t 100 percent wrong for once.

Wait, people ghost-write blogs? Take it away, Stephen King:

No one bothered to tell Lindsay and her lover Samantha that lesbians weren’t allowed in the pet cemetery that night. But Old Caretaker Rick Capshaw knew as he watched precariously from his kitchen window that, let’s assume, is in Maine. (Surprise, I live there!) What happened next would rattle his neighbors to their very co – Hey, is that a van? Not again. Oh noes!

The master of horror, folks.

Photos: Splash News, WENN
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  1. funtimes

    first?

  2. dork

    She looks old. Might be the L.A. smog. Then again, might be the tremendous genes she inherited…

  3. JunkyVanRobot

    She looks awful in these photos

  4. Lindsay’s looking a little rough, huh? That’s what smoking will do to you.

  5. chickdowntown - my ads own this site

    Hey, Paris, see those? Those are breasts. Notice how Lindsay’s gotta let those things breath? Hit up your BFF, she looks like she can tell you all about what that might be like, too.

  6. mimi

    The only thing I hate worse than blondes are fake blondes. Why would anyone want to look like a war criminal? That’s what those people are don’t forget.

  7. Deacon Jones

    Holy fucking shit.

    She literally looks 30 years old in these pics. Must be one hell of a meth habit she’s picked up.

  8. Delgo

    She looks cracked out. I’d hit it.

  9. you're dumb

    mimi is lame.

    who the hell hates people for their hair color?

    answer: lame fucks!

  10. This Poster

    Anyone posting after This Poster sucks on Michael Lohan’s Leprechaun penis and drinks the ale from his genital beertap

  11. joe m

    Could it be that Lindsay and Michael are pretending
    to be mad at each other because they want to
    cover up their sexual affair?

  12. HeyJude

    She looks like… whats that spiderchick name…oh Toby, No, WTF is her name, Kristen Dunst…I had to google it…damn, both were fuckable. Beauty is such a short career…my god is Miranda Kerr going to look like shit next year now…who will I jerk off too? I can’t afford to buy a real hot chick in this economy…good lord pls help.

  13. mai-tai

    She needs to stop the partying. That’s a killer frown line. She’s going to look horrible in ten years… What am I talking about? Botox!

  14. Monkey's Bone

    Girl looks like she’s been rode hard – and put away wet

  15. friendlyfires

    Good lord, I can smell the nicotine and bourbon emanating from my monitor – that’s so damn, damn, hot

  16. isitin

    This does not look like Lindsay Lohan any longer. Someone has taken her away & replaced her with this ugly thing.

  17. ……………………………MARRY HIM?

  18. She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ?????????????????

  19. 123

    are you guys serious? I think she actually looks pretty hot in those pictures

  20. Michael Lohan is a jerk.

    101 Reasons Why Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Will Break Up:

    http://www.phatguru.com/?p=2589

  21. I can’t wait to eat her ass. I wish Sunday would come sooner!

  22. herbiefrog

    imagine what it’s like…

    …you get hiome
    …read the news
    …discover your “dad” is all over your ass yet again…

    oh… that’s just fuckin’ great

    can someone just take him the f*ck away … ? ?

    [[what ?]

    we said nothing… : ) ]

    night babes : ))

  23. Mama Pinkus

    that gal starting to get that hard alcoholic look

  24. pokfhk

    she looks great … im smelling envy ENVY.

  25. pokfhk

    she looks great … im smelling envy ENVY.

  26. the big kahuna

    if she wears one more pair of leggings i’m going to stab her.

  27. joe m

    Beautiful Lindsay with an ugly lesbian
    will only lead to disaster.
    Please Lindsay,get far away from sodomy.

  28. He looks like … whats the spiderchick Toby Oh, no … Name, WTF his name, Kristen Dunst … I google it … Shame was, both were fuckable. Beauty is such a short career … Miranda Kerr is my God look like shit so next year … Who will I stop being the jerk? Help in this economy I better buy a real hot chick … God can not pls.

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