Lindsay Lohan’s dad really doesn’t like Samantha Ronson

September 24th, 2008 // 54 Comments

Lindsay Lohan (seen above on a photo shoot last night) is sparring with her dad in the press again. Page Six has obtained an e-mail from Michael Lohan which he sent to x17online. In it, he criticizes Samantha Ronson and thinks she’s the one behind Lindsay’s latest blog entries. Also he insults her ability to adequately obtain toiletries. I don’t even know:

I don’t believe that the recent blogs posted by ‘Lindsay’ were written by her” and touted, “There is a lot more to Samantha than meets the eye. Not that what we see is so pleasing anyway . . . what’s with this ‘person?’ Look at the way she ‘dresses.’
Once more, she uses her middle finger more than she uses words. Have you ever seen her apartment? For God’s sake, when she runs out of toilet paper she tells people to use the cardboard roll. (I was told this firsthand).

Lindsay, or possibly Sam, fired off an e-mail to Page Six addressing Michael’s mood swings:

My father obviously needs to be on medication to control his moods. He is out of line and his words show how much anger he has, and it’s dangerous and scary as it reminds me of how he treated my mother and I my whole childhood. He needs to be stopped. This is yet another reason why we aren’t speaking.
I am in a great place in life. I have overcome a lot and have been able to learn how to enjoy and appreciate my life in every way possible. I’m proud of myself for being able to make a change in the past year and a half.
My past is behind me, and that’s final. There’s nothing more to be said. All the false accusations that people try to make are simply because there’s no story when things are calm and good.
But they might as well let it go because their lies don’t affect me anymore. Samantha is not evil, I care for her very much and she’s a wonderful girl.
She loves me, as I do her.

I think I speak for all of us when I say to Lindsay and Michael: GET A ROOM! Seriously, quit dragging this thing out and get it over with already. Goddamn…


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  2. Lexoka

    “He is out of line and his words show how much anger he has, and it’s dangerous and scary as it reminds me of how he treated my mother and I my whole childhood.”

    Shouldn’t that be “how he treated my mother and me”? Poor Lindsay (or Samantha ‘Big Dick’ Ronson?) is trying too hard.

  3. HorribleJudgment

    Who cares about these three incredibly ugly people?

    Michael Lohan-Total uggo. Wrinkled, shriveled, yuck.

    Lindsay Lohan-Blech. Weathered, leathery, has the face of a 48 year old.

    Samantha Ronson-Gaaaah!!!!! Worst of All! Total Uggo Fugly Repulsive Disgusting. Weasely ferret face, beady eyes that are sunk into pockets of dark flesh with dark bags, hideous bulbous nose, repulsive sausage lips, head shaped like a corpse, overall look of a corpse, looks like she smells like a corpse.

    Forget wiping on the cardboard roll, Samantha Ronson is so ugly, she looks like she probably wipes the shit all over herself.

  4. herbiefrog

    if there was one msg…

    …ensure that you are free
    …and not dependent ? : )
    that’s ok
    [do-over? wots that?

    [what… we said… … what?
    ok we cant sent it
    last msg wos 2 days ago

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