Lindsay Lohan (seen above on a photo shoot last night) is sparring with her dad in the press again. Page Six has obtained an e-mail from Michael Lohan which he sent to x17online. In it, he criticizes Samantha Ronson and thinks she’s the one behind Lindsay’s latest blog entries. Also he insults her ability to adequately obtain toiletries. I don’t even know:
I don’t believe that the recent blogs posted by ‘Lindsay’ were written by her” and touted, “There is a lot more to Samantha than meets the eye. Not that what we see is so pleasing anyway . . . what’s with this ‘person?’ Look at the way she ‘dresses.’
Once more, she uses her middle finger more than she uses words. Have you ever seen her apartment? For God’s sake, when she runs out of toilet paper she tells people to use the cardboard roll. (I was told this firsthand).
Lindsay, or possibly Sam, fired off an e-mail to Page Six addressing Michael’s mood swings:
My father obviously needs to be on medication to control his moods. He is out of line and his words show how much anger he has, and it’s dangerous and scary as it reminds me of how he treated my mother and I my whole childhood. He needs to be stopped. This is yet another reason why we aren’t speaking.
I am in a great place in life. I have overcome a lot and have been able to learn how to enjoy and appreciate my life in every way possible. I’m proud of myself for being able to make a change in the past year and a half.
My past is behind me, and that’s final. There’s nothing more to be said. All the false accusations that people try to make are simply because there’s no story when things are calm and good.
But they might as well let it go because their lies don’t affect me anymore. Samantha is not evil, I care for her very much and she’s a wonderful girl.
She loves me, as I do her.
I think I speak for all of us when I say to Lindsay and Michael: GET A ROOM! Seriously, quit dragging this thing out and get it over with already. Goddamn…
ph7 | September 24, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Lindsay’s lesbianism is really bringing out the best in her breasts.
FRIST!!! | September 24, 2008 at 1:51 pm
no way
FRIST!!! | September 24, 2008 at 1:51 pm
no way
Dr. Jack | September 24, 2008 at 1:54 pm
I don’t care what anyone says, I look at Lindsay Lohan and I see one of the hottest fucking girls I have ever seen. She is so sexy that she stinks of it, the aroma wafts off of her even in grainy telephoto shots. I don’t know her, and I don’t know anyone who knows her, but I have heard rumors that she is, hands down, one of the greatest fucks of all-time, legendary in bed. I think she fucked so many guys that she just got bored. She’ll go back to the dick. And the first guy she fucks better be in shape, or she’s going to fuck them to death. Oh god I love her. I want to lift up that skirt and eat her pussy. She is a bad ass motherfucker. Dig the heels. The red heels. That tells me that she is one serious bitch.
Jayger | September 24, 2008 at 1:54 pm
what is she now… as street walker? never seen a hooker dressed that way, but she’s got the pose down.
Susan | September 24, 2008 at 1:56 pm
He’s a complete fuckup, but I understand why her dad is trying to break them up. It’s not just that the relationship is lesbian, it’s that Ronson is a freak on a mission that obviously involves Lindsay. What parent wouldn’t be worried? Look at Sarah Palin – when her daughter Bristol started seeing that self-professed “redneck” guy, Sarah got worried and upset and said “I told you NOT to go out. How irresponsible are you??!! Somebody has to take care of the kids!”
Dr. Otto Van DerWahl | September 24, 2008 at 1:57 pm
I guess daddy has competition on that exit hatch
Dixie | September 24, 2008 at 2:04 pm
I will never understand how a chick can do oral on another chick. Every pussy has their own scent, including mine. I always make sure I am freshly showered before oral, but I still have my own pussy scent that my boyfriend says he is addicted to. I like my boyfriend to wipe his face before kissing me because I would rather smell his scent than my pussy scent.
norton | September 24, 2008 at 2:05 pm
The absolute class and sophistication with which these people air their dirty laundry is awe inspiring.
Props to LiLo | September 24, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Despite all the bashing, and all of her own stupidity, she has still succeeded in looking pretty hot here.
Props to Lindsay . . . and no, I’m not Randal . . .
Nugaloopagus | September 24, 2008 at 2:10 pm
All her political comments and she is not even registered to vote! What a hack. What a hypocrite. What a typical Hollywood buffoon! What a Matt Damon asshat!
FRIST!!! | September 24, 2008 at 2:14 pm
#8 weird…but I agree and good point
drew | September 24, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Dixie…Girls like other girls, deal with it. And, please feel free to never again offer your overly detailed description of oral lovemaking, and liberal use of the term “pussy scent.”
HankTheDwarf | September 24, 2008 at 2:17 pm
This bitch Lohan is already starting to sag a lot. Her skin is too fair and freckle-y and she will be worthless lookswise by 28. These fair skin bitches peak at 19.
drew's mom | September 24, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Son, let me tell ya about that time I licked your auntie’s stank hole…
Ted Kennedy's tumor | September 24, 2008 at 2:19 pm
I’m waiting for Randal. He always makes my day. That and a vodka martini.
FRIST!!! | September 24, 2008 at 2:23 pm
#16!!!!! Iwill have one withyou!!!!!
Pixie | September 24, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Hey drew, did you notice how Lindsay’s face is glistening? She must not have wiped her face after licking Ronson’s pussy to get more of that pussy scent she’s addicted to. I bet her face smells of Ronson’s pussy scent, in a very pussy scenty way. In fact I bet the whole area around her smells of Ronson’s pussy scent. And you just know Ronson’s pussy scent is very pungent.
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pussy scent
Melissa | September 24, 2008 at 2:35 pm
I don’t know… I’m love my husband and am satisfied with our fanfuckintastic sex life. But, from time to time, I just crave muff. And one of my biggest turn-ons is when my hubby kisses me right after oral when I’m still on his tongue. Shit drives me wild…
Now, about the broad this topic is actually about: They may be in love. Fine. But I’m sick and fucking tired of hearing about them. They aren’t any better than anyone else. They’re milking this bullshit, and it’s so painfully obvious. Lindsay went and fucked up her career when she went buck wild and didn’t give a fuck about anybody or anything. Now that she’s standing in the smoldering ashes of said career, she realizes the media goldmine she’s been fingerfucking, and will ride this shit out as long as humanly possible. Get over yourselves, Butch and Bitch. There’s only so much GIVEAFUCK people have in their systems. When it’s gone, you will be too.
Tim | September 24, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Melissa you’re a fucked up fat pig.
Dance Girl | September 24, 2008 at 2:39 pm
what the fcuk is she wearing???
i like em big | September 24, 2008 at 2:40 pm
#16 why don’t you take lindsay for a ride over a bridge?
Sam | September 24, 2008 at 2:48 pm
What’s there to like about Samantha? She looks like a dude and needs to go on the TV show “What not to Wear” She’s awful and one day Lindsey will wake up and leave her.
Wendy | September 24, 2008 at 2:53 pm
I’d rather suck Travis Barker’s mottled peeling dick than lick Ronson’s fetid pussy.
Rough Daddy | September 24, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Micheal Lohan has some good point but no credibility. Everyone’s upset no dyke should look like this…and pinning for the days till she comes back to the hard and stiff….
ramona putz | September 24, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Note to Lindsay: DO NOT, DO NOT respond to anything your slime bucket of a father says. He is looking for a reaction and you are giving him one.
The best response is no response, and trust me ,THAT will really burn his ass.
Michael | September 24, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Lindsay: don’t listen to ramona. Suck your daddy’s cock. Father knows best.
1 MILF Hunter | September 24, 2008 at 3:04 pm
#19 Shit drives you wild?? Tell hubby not to take so big a bite.
Kim | September 24, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Piss drives me wild.
Joe Cat | September 24, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Lindsay Lohan needs my penis to remind her the value of the male anatomy.
Nathan Explosion | September 24, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Suck it, Lohan, your girl’s in love! http://tinyurl.com/4st5gn
Peanut | September 24, 2008 at 4:38 pm
What’s wrong with using the cardboard roll?
jay | September 24, 2008 at 4:53 pm
The Lohans, look up ‘dysfunctional family’ in the dictionary and you’ll find their last family portrait. What’s Lindsay famous for again? Other than Samantha Ronsonator?.
Genny | September 24, 2008 at 5:11 pm
#19
I love penis and muff too. Call me at 86753099. Maybe we can do a three some with your hubby. I love pussy scent and it is really strong after a long day at work and no shower.
nastyjay | September 24, 2008 at 5:19 pm
I love Lindsey’s tits
HankTheDwarf | September 24, 2008 at 5:38 pm
#35, do you also like the sweaty cheese that has to be under her tits?
That part of her skin doesn’t get any air throughout the day since the tits stay constantly flopped forward like a flimsy sack of sand.
herbiefrog | September 24, 2008 at 5:40 pm
don’t tell me we actualy are supposed to send a response ?
ok
go fuck yourself michael
with all ten fingures
and all ten toes
…and dont [shhhhhhhhhh...]
ok [ok [it’#s ok p[p
did ya like it in prison ? : )
hmmmm : ) ?
wanna talk about your experiences there ?
cos we could…
so… perhaps fill your mouth with cock or whatever you can find to stop it spouting
cos we are tired of hearing your spoutings
bye bye daddie : ) bye bye : ) ) )
Fred | September 24, 2008 at 6:10 pm
#36 When my girlfriend goes braless, I love to lick the sweat from under her big juicy tits. I have not found any cheese under her breasts because she showers daily.
ummm...yeah | September 24, 2008 at 7:01 pm
First of all…this thread makes me want to puke.
Who the fuck cares about this skanky whore and whomever she’s fucking?(at the moment)
Her father is just pissed off cause he can no longer fuck her.
Don’t worry Daddy…she’ll be back. This whore can’t help but fuck anything and everything that breathes…she just wants to make you suffer alittle more since the last time you fucked her , you missed her pussy and fucked her ass…
ummm…yeah
Fuck you Randal, wherever you are, prick!!
Chenush | September 24, 2008 at 7:36 pm
Where is Randal????????
After all this nasty comments…
HankTheDwarf | September 24, 2008 at 9:30 pm
#38
You like fat chicks huh? Too late to deny it. Busted.
Rational Rick | September 24, 2008 at 10:41 pm
Guess Daddy Lohan wants some Ronson Pussy 2
GO DADDY LETS HAVE A 3SOME SHALL WE ???
ROFL !!!
XOXO
Pete W. | September 24, 2008 at 11:43 pm
Hey, the straightest man in the world says it’s okay to be gay…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYvH7Gjbxh4
LohanFanForever | September 25, 2008 at 12:29 am
It is horrible that Lindsay cannot trust her father, the very flesh and blood she is made of. I think your statement about how Lindsay Lohan and her father should “get a room” because of this ongoing arguement is absurd. If your father intentionally, on an everyday basis tried to sabotage your career and all of your relationships, wouldn’t you feel horrible and deeply betrayed to your core? I think Lindsay Lohan has every right to respond to her father’s accusations and comments. No other person who has a blog online complaining about their life gets the flack that Lohan gets. Just because she is a celebrity, does not mean she does not have a right to the 1st Ammendment. One blogger to another should understand that…
Hez | September 25, 2008 at 1:22 am
You can only use the toilet paper roll 12 or 13 times before it starts to get all mushy. Once it starts to fall apart that goo is totally hard to pick out of the twat. Teach her a lesson Lindsey, wipe from back to front from now on.
gerard Vandenberg | September 25, 2008 at 8:14 am
be honest…………………………………………………..WHO DOES?
meridian | September 25, 2008 at 9:14 am
“use the cardboard roll!”
haahaaaaa! she might actually have a sense of humor.
wendy | September 25, 2008 at 9:51 am
go away. big deal she is gay, big deal she fights with daddy. Lets here something interesting about her for once.
wendy | September 25, 2008 at 9:51 am
go away. big deal she is gay, big deal she fights with daddy. Lets here something interesting about her for once.
Mal Gusto | September 25, 2008 at 10:44 am
Michael says:
“There is a lot more to Samantha than meets the eye.’
She has a penis.
Lindsay says:
“I …have been able to learn how to enjoy and appreciate my life in every way possible.”
She means fisting.