Lindsay Lohan might have a sister she never knew about it. Her father Michael Lohan reveals that he had a brief relationship with a woman while he was separated from Dina. Recently, the woman wrote him a letter that claims he’s the father of her child who’s now 13. While most respectable men like myself would’ve hightailed it to the Yukon, Michael is embracing the notion of a new daughter. And most likely planning his own reality show: “Thank God I Didn’t Wear a Condom Idol.” OK! Magazine reports:
In a statement to OK!, Michael says, “Years later [the woman] contacted me, convincing me that I was the only person she was with and that she had my child.”
In fact, OK! has seen letters Michael wrote to the girl’s mother where he says that his secret daughter “is beginning to look a lot like Linds, with a mix of [younger brother] Cody, believe it or not.” He also sent his daughter a photograph of himself while he was still in Collins Correctional Facility which he signed “Love Daddy.”
Nice, except the AP reports Michael hasn’t even gotten a paternity test yet, but he felt the need to write “Love Daddy” from prison. That’s not gonna fuck a kid up. Then again, look who I’m talking about. This guy’s not really batting a thousand in the fathering department, so we should be happy he hasn’t asked how she’s “developing” – using a scale from one to Lindsay.
Jimbo | June 27, 2008 at 4:27 pm
I am an idiot
PunkA | June 27, 2008 at 4:33 pm
I thought the dude found Jesus or something. Apparently, whoring around doesn’t violate his views on religion and faith. What a guy. Someone please sterilize him already.
p0nk | June 27, 2008 at 4:34 pm
who’s your (love) daddy?
jimboisanidiot | June 27, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Rat bastard.
Is hohan saluting british style?
jimboisanidiot | June 27, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Rat bastard.
Is hohan saluting british style?
veggi | June 27, 2008 at 4:35 pm
THIRD cuz it rhymes with TURD!
Ted from LA | June 27, 2008 at 4:42 pm
She shouldn’t wear white. I can’t see where the shirt ends and the head starts.
itsgoing2stickthatway | June 27, 2008 at 4:47 pm
She should get Botox now and train her frown muscles from squeezing. Otherwise in 10 years she’s going to be dependent on it.
bah | June 27, 2008 at 4:47 pm
i hope it was a calender of him in provocative poses with his pubic area scribbled out, and the words NO!!!! written over it
cavy | June 27, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Yawn, another religious zealot getting caught in the act….don’t preach to me asshole and then go against your own bible bullshit!
workit | June 27, 2008 at 4:50 pm
those pants look great on her.
p0nk | June 27, 2008 at 4:54 pm
wtf is with the hand postures? she looks like she’s doing an Enzyte commerical.
ph7 | June 27, 2008 at 4:55 pm
If that 13 year old has lost her virginity, gets drunk every weekend, and has low self esteem, then, yes, she’s definitely a Lohan.
Stan | June 27, 2008 at 5:02 pm
As Lindsay’s well-stained childhood bed attests, he is indeed the Love Daddy.
mar.mar | June 27, 2008 at 5:04 pm
well i underrstand him wanting to give this kid a chance,
since the other two turned out like orange leather chairs maybe this one will be worth his time!
poor daddy
Lola | June 27, 2008 at 5:07 pm
what the hell is she saying????? LOL
lindsay lohan can’t be blamed for her self-destructive behaviour….. it’s obviously learned from both her parents….. father is an alcoholic hothead and mother is an idiot with no talents at all, living her dreams through both her daughters
sad, sad, sad!!!! but on a positive note, i love her outfit…. shoes woulda been better if it was black pointy-toe heels though
cindy | June 27, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Ali Lohan looks like she’s 30 and can’t sing worth shit and is disrespectful to her mom, and an ugly, spoiled brat. In living ho-han she asks her mother of the year if she can get a dog of her own cuz aparently the other 5 don’t shit enuf for her liking. The mom says “NO” so the dum cunt goes behind her back and gets one anyway. When the award winning mother whore returns, ali shows her the new puppy she got anyway and the dum cunt again says “Well for 24 hours you have to show me you can take care of it” The old lady looking ali does a good job, for 24 hours and the mom says she can keep it. So she just showd her kids that even tho mom says no to it, be it drugs, banging, going out, just go ahead and do it anyway behind her back cuz she’ll back down. I had to write this cuz you no these attention starved celebs, you know the ones, spydie, parisite, kim k, and alli all read this cuz they don’t have anything else better to do than wonder and worry about what people they’ll never meet think of them. PLEASE ALLI DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO FOLLOW IN YOUR SISTERS FOOTSTEPS? SHE LOOKS NOTHING AND IS NOTHING LIKE YOU. WE DONT WANT YOU. YOUR NOT MARKETABLE AND DONT HAVE STAR QUALITY. YOUR NEW PUPPY HAS A BETTER CHANCE THAN YOU DO. PLUS YOUR AGING WAAAAY TO RAPIDLY TO BE TAKEN SERIOUS IN HOLLYWOOD. GET YOUR EDUCATION GIRL, YOU WILL NEED IT!!!
Tom | June 27, 2008 at 5:23 pm
I don’t care what anyone says, Lindsay’s still hot. I would fuck her, and if you’re a straight guy, you would too.
Uncle Rukkus Bitches | June 27, 2008 at 5:26 pm
I AGREE WITH YOU CINDY, I CAN’T STAND ANY OF THEM AND THAT FUTURE CRACK-HEAD ALI HO-HAN IS A BRATTY, SPOILT, DISRESPECTFUL LITTLE BITCH…. I EVEN BELIEVE SHE’S HAD SOME SORT OF SURGERY…. AND THE WEIRD THING IS THAT, THE LITTLE RETARD IS STILL UGLY AS FUCK WITH HER SHAPELESS NOSE AND WHINY VOICE…… IT’S SAD WHEN YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT IT THOUGH…. ALL YOU HEAR HER SAY IS THAT SHE LOOKS UP TO HER OLDER SISTER AND SHE GETS GREAT ADVICE FROM HER…. THE ONLY THING I SEE HER ADVICING HER ON IS HOW TO SNORT COKE WITHOUT LEAVING REMNANTS; HOW TO BE A WHORE IN LESS THAT 3 DAYS IN 4 CONTINENTS; HOW TO BE A LESBIAN; AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, HOW TO SINGLE-HANDEDLY RUIN A CAREER THAT WASN’T GOING ANYWHERE TO BEGIN WITH….
I BLAME NO ONE BUT BOTH OF THOSE 2 WORTHLESS EXCUSES THEY CALL THEIR PARENTS….. ESPECIALLY THE ATTENTION SEEKING MOTHER aka PIMP OF THE YEAR….. APPLAUD YOURSELF IDIOTS…. YOU’RE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE WORLD
P.S….. DIE ALI HO-HAN…. YOU’RE A LITTLE SLUT IN TRAINING…. YOU HAVE NO TALENT…. YOU’RE UGLY AS FUCK AND YOU’RE A WORTHLESS BASTARD BITCH…. I FEEL THE SAME ABOUT THAT HILLBILY TRAILER PARK TRASH NO TALENT LITTLE BITCH MULLEY CYRUS…… THAT GIRL IS THE BIGGEST SKANK PRETENDING TO BE A 15 YR OLD KID…. HA…. SHE LOOKS LIKE A 45 YR OLD MOTHER OF 4 ALREADY….. GUESS HOLLYWOOD’S CURRENT WHORES i.e PARASITE, KIM K, NICOLE R, BRITNEY etc ARE ALL ABOUT TO BE REPLACED!!!!!
YOU CAN ALL DIE ANYWAYS, IT WOULD ONLY MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE
Grunion | June 27, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Big deal, I’ve fathered 2. Fucking lightwieght Lohan
pajama party 99 | June 27, 2008 at 6:03 pm
@Tom: “and if you’re a straight guy”
or a lesbian!
JustSayin | June 27, 2008 at 6:04 pm
The only way this would be news is if old man Lohan did Lindsey to make the baby. Fish dude please rewrite what you wrote
haha | June 27, 2008 at 6:07 pm
Linds: “Heil Hitler!”
Jeff | June 27, 2008 at 6:13 pm
I’m know I’m setting myself up for a load of sh*t from everyone, but; after reading this, I can’t help but feel sorry for Lindsay. I mean what kind of upbringing (or lack there of) did she have. She’s was condemed to be damaged goods from the get-go. I’m sure in a few years we’ll be reading some “Mommy Dearest” stuff that used to on.
sameshitdifferentyear | June 27, 2008 at 6:42 pm
“…may have fathered a love child…”
Now maybe at least one child in that family will get the parents’ love.
HC | June 27, 2008 at 6:47 pm
Hey my dad could make it on that reality show! here come the big bucks pop!
krazihotkelli | June 27, 2008 at 7:34 pm
zhe iz z0 gr0zz!
Annyong | June 27, 2008 at 10:33 pm
Jeff @ 6:13, I totally agree with you. I used to cringe every time I saw anything about Lindsay Lohan, but now I just feel so bad for her. It’s like, how else could her life have gone? She was doomed from the start.
In all honesty, I have to give her credit for just being alive. No sarcasm there; I’ve known girls with less screwed-up families who were dead by 21.
chmail | June 27, 2008 at 10:44 pm
hi lindsy
will you marry me?
becouse i like you & i like to hold inported wife for as long as life
waiting
vern | June 28, 2008 at 11:51 am
life imitates ‘art.’ in blohan’s recent “i know who killed me” her character had a sister she never knew she had. Also ,she plays the daughter of a crack whore.
gerard Vandenberg | June 28, 2008 at 12:32 pm
believe me god: THREE LIERS IS ENOUGH!! (mum, lindsay and sister)
roop | June 28, 2008 at 1:43 pm
STOP CAPITALIZING!!!!!!
Lindsay looks nice in regular clothes (although I’m sure that shit she’s wearing cost hundreds of dollars for the tag.). But that little star tattoo on her hand just ruins her every attempt of normalcy.
wow | June 28, 2008 at 4:54 pm
you people NEED to shut up
seriously
you all are jealous of ali and lindsey, get a life or better yet end the one you’re already living
wow | June 28, 2008 at 4:54 pm
you people NEED to shut up
seriously
you all are jealous of ali and lindsey, get a life or better yet end the one you’re already living
kham | June 28, 2008 at 7:57 pm
“Lindsay Lohan might have a sister she never knew about it.”
Dude, Mr. Superficial, your english needs some help. “Lindsay Lohan might have a sister AND she never knew about it.” OR “Lindsay Lohan might have a sister she never knew about.”
bam, thank you ma'am | June 29, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Dude, Mr Kham, A-hole:
“English” is capitalized, your first sentence is not grammatically correct either,and finally: NO ONE CARES!!
Britney http://ukblackloving.com | June 30, 2008 at 3:20 am
although she is in normal clothes, she is still lovely. does she ?
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 30, 2008 at 8:35 am
#17 & 19 Even in caps, the Lohan clan can’t hear you screaming.
And since when was it news that a drunk fathered an out of wedlock crumbsnatcher? That happens in my old neighborhood all the time.
FunkyReloaded | June 30, 2008 at 10:09 am
This girl’s weight fluctuates a lot: she was chubby, then she got slim, then scary skinny, then she plumped up again, then settled at a normal weight and now she is on her way to SKINNY again.
Click on my name if you wanna see her recent weight loss.