Lindsay Lohan’s dad may have fathered a love child

June 27th, 2008 // 39 Comments

Lindsay Lohan might have a sister she never knew about it. Her father Michael Lohan reveals that he had a brief relationship with a woman while he was separated from Dina. Recently, the woman wrote him a letter that claims he’s the father of her child who’s now 13. While most respectable men like myself would’ve hightailed it to the Yukon, Michael is embracing the notion of a new daughter. And most likely planning his own reality show: “Thank God I Didn’t Wear a Condom Idol.” OK! Magazine reports:

In a statement to OK!, Michael says, “Years later [the woman] contacted me, convincing me that I was the only person she was with and that she had my child.”
In fact, OK! has seen letters Michael wrote to the girl’s mother where he says that his secret daughter “is beginning to look a lot like Linds, with a mix of [younger brother] Cody, believe it or not.” He also sent his daughter a photograph of himself while he was still in Collins Correctional Facility which he signed “Love Daddy.”

Nice, except the AP reports Michael hasn’t even gotten a paternity test yet, but he felt the need to write “Love Daddy” from prison. That’s not gonna fuck a kid up. Then again, look who I’m talking about. This guy’s not really batting a thousand in the fathering department, so we should be happy he hasn’t asked how she’s “developing” – using a scale from one to Lindsay.

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  1. I am an idiot

  2. PunkA

    I thought the dude found Jesus or something. Apparently, whoring around doesn’t violate his views on religion and faith. What a guy. Someone please sterilize him already.

  3. p0nk

    who’s your (love) daddy?

  4. jimboisanidiot

    Rat bastard.

    Is hohan saluting british style?

  5. jimboisanidiot

    Rat bastard.

    Is hohan saluting british style?

  6. veggi

    THIRD cuz it rhymes with TURD!

  7. Ted from LA

    She shouldn’t wear white. I can’t see where the shirt ends and the head starts.

  8. itsgoing2stickthatway

    She should get Botox now and train her frown muscles from squeezing. Otherwise in 10 years she’s going to be dependent on it.

  9. bah

    i hope it was a calender of him in provocative poses with his pubic area scribbled out, and the words NO!!!! written over it

  10. cavy

    Yawn, another religious zealot getting caught in the act….don’t preach to me asshole and then go against your own bible bullshit!

  11. workit

    those pants look great on her.

  12. p0nk

    wtf is with the hand postures? she looks like she’s doing an Enzyte commerical.

  13. ph7

    If that 13 year old has lost her virginity, gets drunk every weekend, and has low self esteem, then, yes, she’s definitely a Lohan.

  14. Stan

    As Lindsay’s well-stained childhood bed attests, he is indeed the Love Daddy.

  15. mar.mar

    well i underrstand him wanting to give this kid a chance,

    since the other two turned out like orange leather chairs maybe this one will be worth his time!
    poor daddy

  16. Lola

    what the hell is she saying????? LOL
    lindsay lohan can’t be blamed for her self-destructive behaviour….. it’s obviously learned from both her parents….. father is an alcoholic hothead and mother is an idiot with no talents at all, living her dreams through both her daughters
    sad, sad, sad!!!! but on a positive note, i love her outfit…. shoes woulda been better if it was black pointy-toe heels though

  17. Ali Lohan looks like she’s 30 and can’t sing worth shit and is disrespectful to her mom, and an ugly, spoiled brat. In living ho-han she asks her mother of the year if she can get a dog of her own cuz aparently the other 5 don’t shit enuf for her liking. The mom says “NO” so the dum cunt goes behind her back and gets one anyway. When the award winning mother whore returns, ali shows her the new puppy she got anyway and the dum cunt again says “Well for 24 hours you have to show me you can take care of it” The old lady looking ali does a good job, for 24 hours and the mom says she can keep it. So she just showd her kids that even tho mom says no to it, be it drugs, banging, going out, just go ahead and do it anyway behind her back cuz she’ll back down. I had to write this cuz you no these attention starved celebs, you know the ones, spydie, parisite, kim k, and alli all read this cuz they don’t have anything else better to do than wonder and worry about what people they’ll never meet think of them. PLEASE ALLI DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO FOLLOW IN YOUR SISTERS FOOTSTEPS? SHE LOOKS NOTHING AND IS NOTHING LIKE YOU. WE DONT WANT YOU. YOUR NOT MARKETABLE AND DONT HAVE STAR QUALITY. YOUR NEW PUPPY HAS A BETTER CHANCE THAN YOU DO. PLUS YOUR AGING WAAAAY TO RAPIDLY TO BE TAKEN SERIOUS IN HOLLYWOOD. GET YOUR EDUCATION GIRL, YOU WILL NEED IT!!!

  18. Tom

    I don’t care what anyone says, Lindsay’s still hot. I would fuck her, and if you’re a straight guy, you would too.

  19. Uncle Rukkus Bitches

    I AGREE WITH YOU CINDY, I CAN’T STAND ANY OF THEM AND THAT FUTURE CRACK-HEAD ALI HO-HAN IS A BRATTY, SPOILT, DISRESPECTFUL LITTLE BITCH…. I EVEN BELIEVE SHE’S HAD SOME SORT OF SURGERY…. AND THE WEIRD THING IS THAT, THE LITTLE RETARD IS STILL UGLY AS FUCK WITH HER SHAPELESS NOSE AND WHINY VOICE…… IT’S SAD WHEN YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT IT THOUGH…. ALL YOU HEAR HER SAY IS THAT SHE LOOKS UP TO HER OLDER SISTER AND SHE GETS GREAT ADVICE FROM HER…. THE ONLY THING I SEE HER ADVICING HER ON IS HOW TO SNORT COKE WITHOUT LEAVING REMNANTS; HOW TO BE A WHORE IN LESS THAT 3 DAYS IN 4 CONTINENTS; HOW TO BE A LESBIAN; AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, HOW TO SINGLE-HANDEDLY RUIN A CAREER THAT WASN’T GOING ANYWHERE TO BEGIN WITH….
    I BLAME NO ONE BUT BOTH OF THOSE 2 WORTHLESS EXCUSES THEY CALL THEIR PARENTS….. ESPECIALLY THE ATTENTION SEEKING MOTHER aka PIMP OF THE YEAR….. APPLAUD YOURSELF IDIOTS…. YOU’RE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE WORLD

    P.S….. DIE ALI HO-HAN…. YOU’RE A LITTLE SLUT IN TRAINING…. YOU HAVE NO TALENT…. YOU’RE UGLY AS FUCK AND YOU’RE A WORTHLESS BASTARD BITCH…. I FEEL THE SAME ABOUT THAT HILLBILY TRAILER PARK TRASH NO TALENT LITTLE BITCH MULLEY CYRUS…… THAT GIRL IS THE BIGGEST SKANK PRETENDING TO BE A 15 YR OLD KID…. HA…. SHE LOOKS LIKE A 45 YR OLD MOTHER OF 4 ALREADY….. GUESS HOLLYWOOD’S CURRENT WHORES i.e PARASITE, KIM K, NICOLE R, BRITNEY etc ARE ALL ABOUT TO BE REPLACED!!!!!
    YOU CAN ALL DIE ANYWAYS, IT WOULD ONLY MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE

  20. Grunion

    Big deal, I’ve fathered 2. Fucking lightwieght Lohan

  21. pajama party 99

    @Tom: “and if you’re a straight guy”

    or a lesbian!

  22. JustSayin

    The only way this would be news is if old man Lohan did Lindsey to make the baby. Fish dude please rewrite what you wrote

  23. haha

    Linds: “Heil Hitler!”

  24. Jeff

    I’m know I’m setting myself up for a load of sh*t from everyone, but; after reading this, I can’t help but feel sorry for Lindsay. I mean what kind of upbringing (or lack there of) did she have. She’s was condemed to be damaged goods from the get-go. I’m sure in a few years we’ll be reading some “Mommy Dearest” stuff that used to on.

  25. sameshitdifferentyear

    “…may have fathered a love child…”

    Now maybe at least one child in that family will get the parents’ love.

  26. HC

    Hey my dad could make it on that reality show! here come the big bucks pop!

  27. Annyong

    Jeff @ 6:13, I totally agree with you. I used to cringe every time I saw anything about Lindsay Lohan, but now I just feel so bad for her. It’s like, how else could her life have gone? She was doomed from the start.

    In all honesty, I have to give her credit for just being alive. No sarcasm there; I’ve known girls with less screwed-up families who were dead by 21.

  28. chmail

    hi lindsy
    will you marry me?
    becouse i like you & i like to hold inported wife for as long as life

    waiting

  29. vern

    life imitates ‘art.’ in blohan’s recent “i know who killed me” her character had a sister she never knew she had. Also ,she plays the daughter of a crack whore.

  30. believe me god: THREE LIERS IS ENOUGH!! (mum, lindsay and sister)

  31. roop

    STOP CAPITALIZING!!!!!!

    Lindsay looks nice in regular clothes (although I’m sure that shit she’s wearing cost hundreds of dollars for the tag.). But that little star tattoo on her hand just ruins her every attempt of normalcy.

  32. wow

    you people NEED to shut up

    seriously
    you all are jealous of ali and lindsey, get a life or better yet end the one you’re already living

  33. wow

    you people NEED to shut up

    seriously
    you all are jealous of ali and lindsey, get a life or better yet end the one you’re already living

  34. kham

    “Lindsay Lohan might have a sister she never knew about it.”

    Dude, Mr. Superficial, your english needs some help. “Lindsay Lohan might have a sister AND she never knew about it.” OR “Lindsay Lohan might have a sister she never knew about.”

  35. bam, thank you ma'am

    Dude, Mr Kham, A-hole:
    “English” is capitalized, your first sentence is not grammatically correct either,and finally: NO ONE CARES!!

  36. Britney http://ukblackloving.com

    although she is in normal clothes, she is still lovely. does she ?

  37. #17 & 19 Even in caps, the Lohan clan can’t hear you screaming.

    And since when was it news that a drunk fathered an out of wedlock crumbsnatcher? That happens in my old neighborhood all the time.

  38. This girl’s weight fluctuates a lot: she was chubby, then she got slim, then scary skinny, then she plumped up again, then settled at a normal weight and now she is on her way to SKINNY again.

    Click on my name if you wanna see her recent weight loss.

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