Lindsay Lohan’s dad fires back at Barack Obama

September 18th, 2008 // 81 Comments

Michael Lohan called out the Barack Obama campaign after they passed on Lindsay Lohan’s offer to host events for young voters. A source in the Democratic candidate’s camp told the Chicago Sun-Times that Lindsay “”is not exactly the kind of high-profile star who would be a positive for us.” Michael had the following to say to TMZ:

“Everyone is entitled to an opinion and so is Obama and his staff. Then again, you know what they say about opinions. Unfortunately, for them, to make such a comment about my daughter was a big mistake … Look at Angelina Jolie and the wonderful things she has done in her life, and now watch how Lindsay does the same.”

There’s only two logical conclusions I can draw from Michael Lohan’s statement: 1.) Barack Obama is a secret asshole. And 2.) Lindsay Lohan is pregnant with no less than fifty children. (I could’ve said Lindsay is about to become a respected actress but HA HA HA…)


  1. FIRST


  2. Doesn’t Lindsay’s dad have two of them? He was in prison..

  3. Daniel

    That is just the spookiest picture, it’s like her head is floating in front of a picture of some other girl…

  4. Lola

    Why is this fucktard constantly acting like a mouthpiece for his useless talentless closet-dyke whore of a daughter?
    If Barack EVER enlists help from this bitch, or any celebrity for that matter, he’ll loose ANY chance of winning. And he’ll for sure lose my vote and millions of others.
    No one gives a shit… Fish, this isn’t relevant news at all… Work must be really slow today eh?

  5. Yeah, #4 is right..
    Who fucking wears red fucking shoes with a black and white dress? Fashion retard!!!

  6. No you are right with #1 Barack is an asshole. You think McCain will screw this country? Wait and see what Barry Obama will do to it. Be prepared for total Socialism: redistribution of wealth, high taxes, open borders, the whole nine yards.

    You realy want the government running health care? Name me ONE thing the government can run efficiantly. The dems have controlled congress for almost 2 years and they have completed NOTHING. But hey, they don’t want to drill for our own oil so I am sure the cute bunnies are happy.

  7. Barry Hussein Obama

    Michael Lohan is your typical racist KKK fascist Nazi skinhead McCain supporter

  8. sixpack

    Li-Lo – please do porn already. herbie 2 isn’t coming around any time soon.

  9. lazy troll


  10. Mia

    Cute shoes. I would love to wear them in the nude while my lover does me from behind.

  11. lloyd johnson

    This miraculous transformation will happen before November? We all know she’ll still be a crack smoking, Samanta Ronson licking, moron long after this election is over. Unless Barack is secretly an ugly lesbian made of cocaine, then he ruined his chances with the only person in the world who could truly love him.

  12. Hack

    Lindsay and Michael Lohan are fucking clown shoes

  13. Michael Lohans old cell mate

    Michael was so much more useful when he was my bitch

  14. veggi

    You’re kinda weird mia..

  15. Rant

    Obama needs Lindsay……to bring in the much sought after crackwhore vote.

  16. BadCopNoDonut

    @7- at least Barack will live long enough to be held accountable for whatever he does. McCain is a dead man walking and Sarah Palin is a grossly underqualified redneck. If the two of them were to get into office, they would likely start WWIII. That will cost significantly more than a tax increase.

  17. lloyd johnson

    #7. my public school education (from this government) taught me how to spell efficiently. I agree Obama is an asshole. Let go of everything you’ve been programmed with about the canidates. Lets face it, none of us actually know them personally. Now look at them as people. It should be obvious. Barak Obama is a jerk. John McCain is a nice guy. I would rather be friends with John McCain. I would also want Barack Obama to be the one to run this country. We are broke and stupid and we need someone to kick our asses and set things straight, not be our buddies. If you don’t see that, you must be one of the latter.
    More drilling won’t help the fact that the US imported about 14 million barrels of Oil per day in 2007. We need an ALTERNATIVE.

  18. Harry

    She looks godawful in that picture.

    And McCain is a senile old man who can’t answer questions about Spain. Standing behind him is the redneck, vindictive child from Alaska. This might be the scariest ticket in modern U.S. history.

  19. alex

    lol @ #18 for criticizing #7 for spelling efficiently wrong… and then spelling candidates wrong himself.


  20. osama


  21. Don’t believe everything you read and hear until you get the facts at

    Vote for Obama!

    McCain claimed that Obama’s health care plan would “force small businesses to cut jobs” and would put “a bureaucrat … between you and your doctor.” In fact, the plan exempts small businesses, and those who have insurance now could keep the coverage they have.

    McCain attacked Obama for voting for “corporate welfare” for oil companies. In fact, the bill Obama voted for raised taxes on oil companies by $300 million over 11 years while providing $5.8 billion in subsidies for renewable energy, energy efficiency and alternative fuels.

    McCain said oil imports send “$700 billion a year to countries that don’t like us very much.” But the U.S. is on track to import a total of only $536 billion worth of oil at current prices, and close to a third of that comes from Canada, Mexico and the United Kingdom.

    He promised to increase use of “wind, tide [and] solar” energy, though his actual energy plan contains no new money for renewable energy. He has said elsewhere that renewable sources won’t produce as much as people think.

    He called for “reducing government spending and getting rid of failed programs,” but as in the past failed to cite a single program that he would eliminate or reduce.

    He said Obama would “close” markets to trade. In fact, Obama, though he once said he wanted to “renegotiate” the North American Free Trade Agreement, now says he simply wants to try to strengthen environmental and labor provisions in it.

  22. lloyd johnson

    20 lol! that what I get for being a dick!

  23. nipolian


    #18 – said “my public school education (from this government) taught me how to spell efficiently”

    #18 also went on to say “Let go of everything you’ve been programmed with about the canidates”

    What is a canidate?
    Typical Obama supporter.

  24. #15 veggi, I, in fact, am a little intrigued by mia, a little imagination porn is seeping into my daytime cubicle activities and dammit i don’t have a door to shut!

  25. bothsuck

    Comparing Lindsay to Angie? Let see, both lesbians (bi), both druggies, both complete freaks. Only difference is Angie can act and has more money. But I would hardly want my daughter to follow in the steps of Angelina Jolie.

  26. havoc

    Watching a career flame out is getting a little boring….


  27. so what 24


    ^ where do I begin? Typical McCain supporter.

    Right on Kennedy.

  28. LiLo for McCain

    Hell she should turn Republicans like that traitorous Zion pig Joe Lieberman. Republicans will let any attractive whore ru(I)n the country.

    I am not sure if this nation will pull out of this death spiral for a long long time. UNLESS we make the elites and bankers and rougues of wall street pay back all the TRILLIONS they stole from us.

    Oh yes, and TAX the FUCK out of the rich!!!!!

  29. sla

    #26 — You are wrong, Angie is a REFORMED bi-druggie-freak. Now she is a cross between Princess Diana and Mother Theresa, god bless her orphan-adopting, refugee-aiding, Brad Pitt-banging soul.

  30. Nick

    “Name me ONE thing the government can run efficiantly.”

    Well obviously, the private sector thinks that government is efficient enough to bail out their businesses. Seems to me that Clinton didn’t have any trouble managing the economy.

  31. Chomp

    Next we’ll get Lindsey’s blog response – “I don’t condone my father not condoning Barack Obama for not condoning my involvement in his campaign. Get out of my life, dad”

  32. nick hogan is a murderer

    haha lohans are white trash

  33. ahof

    she’s getting really skinny again. Anyone notice that?

  34. brangelinarotinhell

    #30 – So… Lindsay is a reformed cock-sucking, vagina displaying, coke snorting, alcohol binging slut, does that make her mother teresa as well? I guess since she hasn’t been caught doing anything crazy lately that would make her reformed too huh? They’re all fucking crazy in hollyweird. There are no saints there. Not even your precious Brangelina.

  35. Right Fury

    Socialism is for the weak.

    Barack Obama eats a fetus every morning with breakfast.

    Democrats should all move to canada.

  36. pat

    Michael, you can’t give your daughter credit for doing wonderful things until AFTER she does wonderful things. It’s like saying, “If my daughter Lindsay settled the Moslem-Israeli conflict or cured cancer you’d all appreciate her”.

  37. Mike Hawk

    Lindsay, saving the world one penis, and two labia at a time. Saint Blowham

  38. Vol

    Obama is an Oreo…and ain’t no cookie can be my President!!

  39. Tach

    Obama smokes pole because Michelle is too uptight.

  40. CharlesInCharge

    I would like to take Mia from behind, and finish on her shoes…waddaya say, girl??

  41. CharlesInCharge

    I would like to take Mia from behind, and finish on her shoes…waddaya say, girl??

  42. Crash n burn crackheads for Obama! That’ll look great in the campaign.

    How does Michael Lohan figure anyone could possibly give a God Damn what his worthless alcohol pickled carcass thinks about anything? His opinion is about as important as mine!

  43. GOPleeeeeeeeeeeeease

    #36 – you are a complete idiot.
    #39 – you are a racist
    #40 – you’re name should be tachy, as in tacky – you suck

    You all must be McCain/Palin supporters. Nice job. If you could read, I would suggest you actually look at the issues and get a grip. Did you know that Palin tried to help Alaska secede from the US. This is called treason, which I’m sure you think is better than socialism…even though that isn’t what Obama is proposing. If anything, our wonderful, current administration (GOP) is turning socialist by bailing out all the stupid fuckers who bought homes that they couldn’t afford and now the banking institutions because they were too greedy and stupid. Nice job. Real nice.

    Think about it people.

  44. Breakin'Balls

    Yeah…Clinton was great with the economy. When he had 5.5% employment, he got his spin-doctors to convince everyone that was full employment. Now that we have Bush with similar numbers, it’s soup-line America. Clinton was a fuckin’ magician, alright. Made his dick disappear into interns.

  45. sla

    #35 — Not my precious Brangelina… I was being sarcastic. To be honest, I find her rather annoying and full of herself. Brad too. And Lindsay too, for that matter.

    You are right, they are all crazy. At least all of us here are normal.*

    * (another lame attempt at sarcasm…)

  46. norton

    Is this guy for real? How does the comparison between Jolie and Lohan fit….

    It doesn’t. He’s a ‘tard.

  47. Vol

    Racist or not, #44…doesn’t change the fact that the Dems are running a Muslim porch monkey for President. Facts is facts…

  48. Trick

    Poor Lindsay, thought she could get some free press by jumping on the Hollywood Obama suck-fest and got rejected.

    Damn, the Democrats rejected a “lesbian” Hollywoodite… that’s just sad.

  49. #45

    Monica Lewinsky pulled up her dress and showed Clinton her big fat ass wearing a thong when they first met in the White House. It was during Christmas break when all this happened. Monica constantly made advances to Clinton and he refused. Clinton never put his cock into Monica. Instead Monica shoved a cigar up her loose pussy. Finally after being sought after for awhile, Clinton finally let her give him a quick blow job. Clinton did not have an on going affair like the former republican speaker of the house Newt Gingrich. Newt tried to get Clinton impeached while he was having an affair.

    When Clinton was in office the unemployment rate was 4.2 percent in 1999 — the Lowest Since 1969. The unemployment rate was 4.1 percent in December bringing the average unemployment rate for 1999 to 4.2 percent — the lowest since 1969. The unemployment rate has fallen for seven years in a row. It has remained below 5 percent for 30 months in a row. For women the unemployment rate was 4.1 percent — the lowest since 1953.

    Get your facts straight. Don’t get fooled again by slick lies of the Republicans. Vote for Obama!

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