Lindsay Lohan’s dad called the sheriff on her

The Superficial | April 22, 2010 - 3:13 pm

And it’s time for another Michael Lohan media stunt.

Just this afternoon Lindsay’s dad, under a surprisingly legitimate premise, managed to convince two sheriff deputies to go with him to Lindsay’s house to check on her sister Ali, according to TMZ:

We’re told Ali was in the apartment and deputies spoke with her. Deputies left and Ali was allowed to stay with Lindsay.
We’re told Michael is now going to the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services, per the advice of the Sheriff’s Department.
Sources say Michael made a “compelling case” to Sheriff’s deputies — we’re told Michael told deputies Ali was in Lindsay’s car on the way back from Coachella and the car was going over 100 mph.

In the meantime, Lindsay has been tweeting the whole thing. Of course:

i have no choice but to make this public, due to my sister’s safety, as well as my own, “my ex-dad” just WALKED INTO MY APT like the devil’s advocate with officers….
let’s not forget, that my father KIDNAPPED me from a COURT ROOM when i was 4 years old and is CRAZY
he has NEVER paid child support, and is marrying a tabloid writer and can barely spell his own name due to his “brain” that has been ruined due to HIS drug use.

While not letting Lindsay raise Ali makes all kinds of sense, giving Michael Lohan custody makes your brain want to rip itself in half from the pure absence of logic. Unless vagina kicking is somehow an effective way to keep kids off drugs, then I’m on board.