Lindsay Lohan’s father Michael was apparently arrested last month for threatening to kill his fiancee and himself when she tried to dump him. Page Six reports:
Michael was quietly arrested on April 6 for a phone threat cops said he placed to off-again, on-again gal pal Erin Muller, 34, on March 18. Lohan, 48, flipped out yesterday when he walked into Central Islip court and spotted Post reporter Kieran Crowley and photographer Dennis Clark. “Michael! Plan two!” shouted Lohan’s lawyer, Anthony Grandinette, as his client fled. “Plan two” consisted of Lohan and Muller hiding in her car while Grandinette appeared on his behalf. Lohan faces up to a year behind bars.
While we’ve got the “Lindsay’s Life is a Flaming Pile of Shit” ball rolling, Asher Roth shot down her request to dance onstage during a recent concert, according to NY Daily News:
When Linds discovered the “I Love College” rapper would be performing at the University of California’s Santa Barbara campus, she drove three hours from L.A. to see him. But Roth wasn’t feeling her.
Says an insider, “Lindsay was bugging both Asher and his management team to get onstage during ‘She Don’t Want a Man,’ but Asher was so annoyed by her requests that he actually skipped performing the single.”
You know who has to feel great about this post, Gary Coleman. Seriously, he’s probably at Kids ‘R Us right now celebrating with a new pair of pants instead of his usual routine of aiming a gun at his face in the bathtub. Oh, geez, I’m sorry. Too soon, Michael Lohan?