Lindsay Lohan’s dad arrested

May 27th, 2009 // 56 Comments

Lindsay Lohan’s father Michael was apparently arrested last month for threatening to kill his fiancee and himself when she tried to dump him. Page Six reports:

Michael was quietly arrested on April 6 for a phone threat cops said he placed to off-again, on-again gal pal Erin Muller, 34, on March 18. Lohan, 48, flipped out yesterday when he walked into Central Islip court and spotted Post reporter Kieran Crowley and photographer Dennis Clark. “Michael! Plan two!” shouted Lohan’s lawyer, Anthony Grandinette, as his client fled. “Plan two” consisted of Lohan and Muller hiding in her car while Grandinette appeared on his behalf. Lohan faces up to a year behind bars.

While we’ve got the “Lindsay’s Life is a Flaming Pile of Shit” ball rolling, Asher Roth shot down her request to dance onstage during a recent concert, according to NY Daily News:

When Linds discovered the “I Love College” rapper would be performing at the University of California’s Santa Barbara campus, she drove three hours from L.A. to see him. But Roth wasn’t feeling her.
Says an insider, “Lindsay was bugging both Asher and his management team to get onstage during ‘She Don’t Want a Man,’ but Asher was so annoyed by her requests that he actually skipped performing the single.”

You know who has to feel great about this post, Gary Coleman. Seriously, he’s probably at Kids ‘R Us right now celebrating with a new pair of pants instead of his usual routine of aiming a gun at his face in the bathtub. Oh, geez, I’m sorry. Too soon, Michael Lohan?


  1. nugs

    First byatch!!!

  2. havoc



  3. nugs

    haha… so is 2nd

  4. herbiefrog

    …exactlty ?

  5. Stuey

    DAYYUMMMMMM @ the bathtub remark aiming at his face.

    I laughed though.

  6. dirk

    Those dirty fingers look like they’ve been in Samantha’s ass all night.

  7. herbiefrog

    .3maybe you could get ovet it somehow then you and ** could taolk

  8. herbiefrog

    …grrr : )))


  9. Kelley

    Why does she always look “orange” ?

  10. Tay

    Except Santa Barbara is not three hours from LA, so nice reporting, NY Daily News.

  11. I hope her dad sees a therapist He always seem kind of out of it.

  12. Mal

    Oh my god I just laughed so hard at the utterly random Gary Coleman cut. lolllllll

  13. Darth

    That’s quite nasty! First sticking your finger in the nose and after that in the mouth! You think we didn’t see that?

  14. Gando

    The clothes are removed but what are all those coats now doing on the couch?

  15. It's Me Fuckers

    I almost feel bad for her. ALMOST. She still has much more money then I do, I work harder then she does for my money. She can find sympathy between shit and syphilis in the dictionary as far as I am concerned. She has gone through more money then most people will ever even see in their lives.

  16. mikeock

    Great. Now my computer smells like Marlboros and tuna fish.

  17. Andi

    what kind of whore wears brown shoes with a predominantly black outfit? FASHION FAUX PAS!

  18. Dread not

    Daddy Lohan is thinkin’ about throwing cherry pie all over the walls and Lindsay’s smiling?! Nothing says, “Daddy, pull the trigger,” like a relaxed, playful smile for the cameras and a blown kiss.

    The Gary Coleman reference got me rollin’!

  19. Row

    Does lindsay only wear tights, leggings? wtf

  20. Kelsey

    I think wearing brown shoes with a predominantly black outfit is the least of Lindsay Lohan’s problems.

  21. How awful for Lindsay. How will she survive without her fathers strong Christian presence to guide her toward righteousness?

    Coleman comment was pretty snappy.

  22. Madcap

    I used to be so in love with this walking train wreck … oh Linds! Why did you have to fall so far? Oh well, on to the next train wreck!

  23. Gando

    These photos are irrelevant with the story.But it occurs that she’s very determined if she wants something done.Read;pain in the ass.

  24. Galtacticus

    That jail-outfit looks great on her!

  25. A booble head ginger with tits… that about sums it up.

  26. so who isn”t as sick of her as i am by now? who cares that she has on BROWN shoes!

  27. so who isn”t as sick of her as i am by now? who cares that she has on BROWN shoes!

  28. Mama Pinkus

    just when I was beginning to despise Ms. Lohan I am reminded of what she came from and I feel compassion for her

  29. it seems she doesn’t care… I came across an online community for individual seeking interracial love. It is All singles there are seeking interracial relationships. Interracial is not a problem there, but a great merit to cherish!

  30. herbiefrog

    we’re kinda slow about these relationship things [never seen the eneed]

    that’s not true : )

    ok lrsvr ud slonr ?

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  32. it seems she doesn’t care

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  34. Coleman comment was pretty snappy.

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  38. I’d still hit her. lol she looks fine though whatever shes into right now.

  39. A booble head ginger with tits… that about sums it up.

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  44. I hope soon she will realize that she is already famous and she is wasting her popularity such a waste.

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