Lindsay Lohan’s father Michael was apparently arrested last month for threatening to kill his fiancee and himself when she tried to dump him. Page Six reports:
Michael was quietly arrested on April 6 for a phone threat cops said he placed to off-again, on-again gal pal Erin Muller, 34, on March 18. Lohan, 48, flipped out yesterday when he walked into Central Islip court and spotted Post reporter Kieran Crowley and photographer Dennis Clark. “Michael! Plan two!” shouted Lohan’s lawyer, Anthony Grandinette, as his client fled. “Plan two” consisted of Lohan and Muller hiding in her car while Grandinette appeared on his behalf. Lohan faces up to a year behind bars.
While we’ve got the “Lindsay’s Life is a Flaming Pile of Shit” ball rolling, Asher Roth shot down her request to dance onstage during a recent concert, according to NY Daily News:
When Linds discovered the “I Love College” rapper would be performing at the University of California’s Santa Barbara campus, she drove three hours from L.A. to see him. But Roth wasn’t feeling her.
Says an insider, “Lindsay was bugging both Asher and his management team to get onstage during ‘She Don’t Want a Man,’ but Asher was so annoyed by her requests that he actually skipped performing the single.”
You know who has to feel great about this post, Gary Coleman. Seriously, he’s probably at Kids ‘R Us right now celebrating with a new pair of pants instead of his usual routine of aiming a gun at his face in the bathtub. Oh, geez, I’m sorry. Too soon, Michael Lohan?
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…exactlty ?
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DAYYUMMMMMM @ the bathtub remark aiming at his face.
I laughed though.
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Those dirty fingers look like they’ve been in Samantha’s ass all night.
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Kelley | May 27, 2009 at 5:49 pm
Why does she always look “orange” ?
Tay | May 27, 2009 at 6:00 pm
Except Santa Barbara is not three hours from LA, so nice reporting, NY Daily News.
Johnson Yip | May 27, 2009 at 6:05 pm
I hope her dad sees a therapist He always seem kind of out of it.
Mal | May 27, 2009 at 6:07 pm
Oh my god I just laughed so hard at the utterly random Gary Coleman cut. lolllllll
Darth | May 27, 2009 at 6:07 pm
That’s quite nasty! First sticking your finger in the nose and after that in the mouth! You think we didn’t see that?
Gando | May 27, 2009 at 6:10 pm
The clothes are removed but what are all those coats now doing on the couch?
It's Me Fuckers | May 27, 2009 at 6:13 pm
I almost feel bad for her. ALMOST. She still has much more money then I do, I work harder then she does for my money. She can find sympathy between shit and syphilis in the dictionary as far as I am concerned. She has gone through more money then most people will ever even see in their lives.
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what kind of whore wears brown shoes with a predominantly black outfit? FASHION FAUX PAS!
Dread not | May 28, 2009 at 1:20 am
Daddy Lohan is thinkin’ about throwing cherry pie all over the walls and Lindsay’s smiling?! Nothing says, “Daddy, pull the trigger,” like a relaxed, playful smile for the cameras and a blown kiss.
The Gary Coleman reference got me rollin’!
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I think wearing brown shoes with a predominantly black outfit is the least of Lindsay Lohan’s problems.
Narcissist | May 28, 2009 at 3:15 am
How awful for Lindsay. How will she survive without her fathers strong Christian presence to guide her toward righteousness?
Coleman comment was pretty snappy.
Madcap | May 28, 2009 at 3:44 am
I used to be so in love with this walking train wreck … oh Linds! Why did you have to fall so far? Oh well, on to the next train wreck!
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These photos are irrelevant with the story.But it occurs that she’s very determined if she wants something done.Read;pain in the ass.
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so who isn”t as sick of her as i am by now? who cares that she has on BROWN shoes!
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