Lindsay Lohan’s entire crazy email has been leaked and it makes even less sense than you thought it would.
Subject: The way of the future-Howard Hughes once said. I am willing to release a politically/morally correct, fully adequite letter to the press if any of you are willing to help. Simply to state my oppinions on how our society should be educated on for the better of our country. Our people. Also because I have such an impact on our younger generations, as well as generations older than me. Which we all know and can obviously see. People are just mean. I am going to proceed with putting LR to court if need be for what she’s done to me. Its my life. I want to live it. People cannot lie and think that it is okay to continue on having done so. Simply because they will do it again to someone else, and that is not alright with me. I have had many ups and downs, as do we all.
But to make false accusations to one girl is unjust in my oppinion. Having said this, I am willing to do anything I need to get my life the way it should be and the way I work for it to be.. And have thus far in my career. Let’s sue the tabloids for saying the things they say. Defamation of character. Amongst other illegal accusations, I will repeat this over and over to make my point. I am not fully aware of what these, again, accusations are, but I am fully and eagerly prepared to learn them. Have harvey and all lawyers help me please. If he is willing. Al Gore will help me he came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me. If he is willing to help me, let’s find out. Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan metroplis, and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK. I’d really like to fix things and refuse to stop on any account for these unintelligent, vulgar people who like to hurt other people. Not just me, but everyone. I’m willing to hold a press conference and I will do anything necessary to do so. In putting an end to ‘these people’ trying to put an end to me and belittle me as well as try to be the demise of me after all I’ve gone through and done at such a young and tender age in a womans life. Its enough already, I’ve had enough and I am going to be the one to make a change. For all of my fellow actors, friends, people I admire and for those I’ve lost in the recent days, years, months. I do believe the focus in the world has misplaced and directed in the wrong directions and I am willing to be the one to help change that and use my celebrity status to move the focalpoint /(s) of the press to the real issues that we have going on as we speak. Anyone that is willing to help and has a family member or friend, even co-worker that is in a position to be involved in any way, shape or form, please contact me, Jenni Muro, Leslie Sloane, Michael Heller, Jason Sloane, Jason Weinberg as soon as you can or are willing. Just ask them, it doesn’t hurt to ask. So let’s start now, rather than waste time. Do you agree? Because I’m doing it either way. The way of the future. Thank you for your time. Your Entertainer, Lindsay Lohan Sent wirelessly via BlackBerry from T-Mobile.
Andrew | December 7, 2006 at 9:55 am
first
no one you know | December 7, 2006 at 9:55 am
Yikes. This is awful.
Morticia | December 7, 2006 at 9:57 am
Woe. That broad is as dumb as a box of rocks.
CelebSlam.com | December 7, 2006 at 10:01 am
You had me at insanity
http://www.celebslam.com
griffmills | December 7, 2006 at 10:04 am
whacked
dtoadie | December 7, 2006 at 10:04 am
Put her out of her misery and just shoot her
gossipmonger | December 7, 2006 at 10:06 am
Please stop with this FIRST crap-it reminds me of grammer
school kids getting in line for the water fountain-enough!
I think we all realize that you’re FIRST!
This e-mail must be in reference to the comment about Al, Leo and Will laughing at her in New York. Frankly, I think it’s
all a lie but funny to read none the less!
bigsteamyone | December 7, 2006 at 10:09 am
this chick is not sexy, who the fuck tells her that these outfits,,,,look good ?? they do not…. bring on more paris and britney beaver please.
normella | December 7, 2006 at 10:10 am
There are many people in this world who are just like her. They think by extending a sentence or using a semi-big word qualifies them as intellectuals.
The education system is not to blame for this, damn it. Some people are just fucking stupid. If I ever see her here in Hollywood, I promise to throw a box of piranhas at her.
I PROMISE.
THE WAY OF THE FUTURE!!!!
bigponie | December 7, 2006 at 10:10 am
I’d like to sue ho-cunt on the grounds of ‘stupidity’. Her stupidity has caused me to laugh uncontrollably which than caused me to spill my super hot coffee all over my ‘kill Paris’ t-shirt….although I might reconsider only if she goes back to grade school.
crabbie | December 7, 2006 at 10:10 am
Padded room time for Lindsay.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
BarbadoSlim | December 7, 2006 at 10:11 am
This is gonna be the BEST. SUICIDE. EVER!
ponk | December 7, 2006 at 10:12 am
she graduated high school with writing skills like this?
samozicp | December 7, 2006 at 10:13 am
See more writings from lohan here:
http://www.cheaptexts.com
biatcho | December 7, 2006 at 10:14 am
she is nothing more than a box of hair.
hendero | December 7, 2006 at 10:14 am
Would anyone remotely care who Lindsay Lohan is if half of her boob hadn’t popped out of her dress two years ago, when she was still sorta cute?
magickal | December 7, 2006 at 10:14 am
I wish this fucking whore would learn how to use spellcheck. “oppinion”….agghhhh!
Kids, this rambling, run-on sentence of hers is a perfect example of why it is NEVER ok to drink and dial….or, in this case, type.
SecretBIK | December 7, 2006 at 10:14 am
Post 12 wins
good work Barbado Slim
Chaste | December 7, 2006 at 10:15 am
omg. “I have such an impact on our younger generations, as well as generations older than me” omg –> that’s awfully true, omg -g** damn her “fans”. when will she be announcing her suicide or a miscarriage??? I’m craving for hearing that.
MirageAhead | December 7, 2006 at 10:16 am
She sounds smarter than I thought she’d be.
She’s definitely got more brains than say, Pamela Anderson. But that’s not saying much – you’ve seen her writing.
I think Lindsay’s biggest problem is that she suffers from delusions of grandeur. “Al Gore will help me?” Sure honey. I’m sure a respected political figure will just jump at the chance of being associated with you and all your “baggage.”
leewhee | December 7, 2006 at 10:16 am
How can you sue for defamation of character when you don’t possess any?
That said, this is both delusional and a fractured cry for help. How distorted must her worldview be if she truly believes she can enlist the support of Al Gore and Bill Clinton in her epic battle against the tabloids for reporting her endless bitchfests and muff peeks.
I suppose Clinton might help out if she delivers an effective blowjie. But Gore? Nah. And what about Kofi Annan and Desmond Tutu? She should definitely give them a call.
realu2fan | December 7, 2006 at 10:16 am
I have no idea what the hell she’s talking about. Anybody else?????
Bioplant | December 7, 2006 at 10:16 am
Feels the world is lashing out at her unfairly…
Feels the need to respond at length to relatively insignificant circumstance…
Craves attention yet rejects it when received…
She’s going to commit suicide soon. And I will buy the corpse off Ebay.
Krysil | December 7, 2006 at 10:17 am
What scares me is that I understood what she was saying.
At any rate, this child needs to be demoted into a special ed. class and learn her hooked on phonics! This was a scary attempt at literacy that reminds me of “My First Report” from a Grade 1 student.
Jenster | December 7, 2006 at 10:18 am
holy run on fucking sentance
THE WAY OF THE FUTURE!!!
lol what a retard
RichPort | December 7, 2006 at 10:20 am
T-Mobile? Cheap bitch…
BarbadoSlim | December 7, 2006 at 10:23 am
is T-Mobile the: YO YO WHERE JOO AT? service?
Amy1022 | December 7, 2006 at 10:24 am
Despite her complete inability to articulate thoughts, Lohan has a point about the media’s failure to report on worth while topics…like the eradication of extreme poverty and hunger through the achievement of the UN Millennium Development Goals…just a thought.
Syphrite | December 7, 2006 at 10:24 am
Here’s a thought Lindsay, don’t feed the press on a daily basis with all of your idiotic behavior. It’s a lot easier to defend yourself when they don’t have anything documented. Put on some panties, and shut the fuck up. You made your bed…now lie in it.
coolnina97 | December 7, 2006 at 10:25 am
Hey Guys,
Here’s the two watches photo: http://letters-from-london.blogspot.com/
Cheers
Lucille
aliomali | December 7, 2006 at 10:27 am
GORE – HO:HAN 2008!! Vote or Die!!
Walnuts | December 7, 2006 at 10:27 am
#20
Al Gore, a “respected political figure”????
I think I pissed my pants…thats better than post 12!
Matt Duke | December 7, 2006 at 10:28 am
She’s losing her mind!
And we’re reaping all the benefits…
Matt Duke | December 7, 2006 at 10:30 am
Her face is puffy like Shawn Combs. Dang!!
http://www.myspace.com/mattdukemusic
Dcrew220 | December 7, 2006 at 10:34 am
“… Simply to state my oppinions on how our society should be educated on for the better …”
Maybe she should lead by example?
http://
1000′s of cheats for Wii, PS3, PSP and Xbox360
AnnoyingPseud | December 7, 2006 at 10:34 am
“I am willing to be the one to help change that and use my celebrity status to move the focalpoint /(s) of the press to the real issues that we have going on as we speak. Anyone that is willing to help and has a family member or friend, even co-worker that is in a position to be involved in any way, shape or form, please contact me, Jenni Muro, Leslie Sloane, Michael Heller, Jason Sloane, Jason Weinberg as soon as you can or are willing. Just ask them, it doesn’t hurt to ask. So let’s start now, rather than waste time. Do you agree? Because I’m doing it either way.”
BUWHAHAHAHA!!! Her parents should be forced to undergo live on television sterilizations. Next, we need to insist that Al Gore use whatever power he has in Washington to have her carted off to Gitmo, and also forcibly sterilized for the good of the environment and our air supply. People who’re that sofa king wee todd did must not breed. I insist.
Signed,
Chairwoman Mao
enfilade | December 7, 2006 at 10:34 am
The craziness will never stop!@$
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
MalynLaReina | December 7, 2006 at 10:35 am
Poor Al, now he’ll never get elected, hilary better watch out…
#33 rofl nice.
oh and hohan, shut the feck up
mrs-chad | December 7, 2006 at 10:38 am
PUT.DOWN.THE.METH.
Marceelf | December 7, 2006 at 10:38 am
Al Gore wants to help her….with her blow job skills. Maybe he thought it would stop her coke infused endless sentence. No-one wants to be standing next to the cokehead when they start talking….even Al Gore.
I agree wtih #12, this girl is self-destructing right in front of our eyes. I just wonder if she’ll be a straight suicide, or a murder-suicide. I hope she takes Paris with her.
BarbadoSlim | December 7, 2006 at 10:39 am
You know, there is an Alternate Universe were Lohan is not a drugged out wacko. It’s the same same universe where Tom Cruise doesn’t think cock is THE BEST THING EVER, the one in which OJ found the real culprits, where the earth is flat and Fergie doesn’t have a penis.
laikiska | December 7, 2006 at 10:40 am
??? WTF? What do Hohan and a marshmallow egg have in common? –Both are puffy and full of air.
CantLookBackWontLookBack | December 7, 2006 at 10:40 am
She’s NOT going to commit suicide. She’s just going to end up on reality loser shows, kinda like kinda like that Chilton chick, and Leif Garrett and all the dudes from the 80′s hair bands. She’s so pathetic.
I love you SUPERFICIAL guy, but fuck I’m sick of seeing Fucksay Slowhan on your page every other entry. Damn, she’s so fucking boring.
And she kinda looks like she smells. You know? Those girls in high school – ladies, you know what I’m talking about- the ones that you didn’t want to have a gym locker next to and you didn’t want to be there when she changed her panties (or just turned them inside out) because she had that pungeant coochie smell? Yeah, like that.
MalynLaReina | December 7, 2006 at 10:45 am
“…because I have such an impact on our younger generations, as well as generations older than me. Which we all know and can obviously see.”
“yes lindsay we have ALL learned from you, yes, yes, you are so right, now dear just put your arm thourgh this white jacket..”
- “oh what are the buckles and straps for?? well it’s the latest fashion, everyone wears one of these now, look around you, everyone is wearing these cute little tight fitting white jackets…”
*inserts needle*
now shhhh, it’s time for your nappy nap
HolisticWisdomcom | December 7, 2006 at 10:52 am
She writes how she speaks. Scary.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
BarbadoSlim | December 7, 2006 at 10:54 am
I only want to see ONE end to this sordid little chapter of contemporary american life, I’ll sum it up with a name from the past:
Dana (i did porn) Plato
on a related matter, any links to that mpeg would be rewarded with booze and hookers, better yet, forget the booze.
yuckyfresh | December 7, 2006 at 10:55 am
LR = little richard???
UNWASHEDMASSES | December 7, 2006 at 10:59 am
Someone should send her a DVD of “Frances”, that movie about Frances Farmer’s plunge into alcohol, promiscuity and insanity with Jessica Lange. She’d probably look at her as a role model.
sonreesa | December 7, 2006 at 11:00 am
jesus fucking christ! i wrote more coherently that this when i was in 3rd grade…but then i wasn’t a coked out alcholic when i was that age either. nor was i serially fucking random guys and then blaming it on a tv show….hmmm….
and who’s LR??
=^..^= | December 7, 2006 at 11:05 am
can you say “functionally illiterate”?