Lindsay Lohan flashes her ass and other body parts in this Terry Richardson photo shoot for Purple magazine, and to me, the sexiest part of these shots is the horrific gashes on her knees followed closely by the self-inflicted razor cuts. It’s almost as if they captured the very essence of hepatitis but with just the right amount of sophistication because Lindsay’s so fancy. Sort of like looking at the inside of Buckingham Palace, through a used condom.
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jude | March 3, 2010 at 6:20 pm
yuck.
bar room hero | March 3, 2010 at 6:20 pm
I’d snort a rail of her @ss…
bar room hero | March 3, 2010 at 6:21 pm
…total slag though.
Boxy Brown | March 3, 2010 at 6:23 pm
Another white girl suffering from “noassatall” disease.
Marko | March 3, 2010 at 6:23 pm
Smoking is still soooo sexy!
cdmmmmm | March 3, 2010 at 6:26 pm
no buttttt lol!
Yummy! | March 3, 2010 at 6:28 pm
Kind of makes me wish I would’ve been her Dad and railed her when she was 16 and still totally hot.
I’m sure if I was her dad i’d still be hittin’ it now.
hateyoufornoreason | March 3, 2010 at 6:30 pm
You know you are beyond help when even photoshop doesn’t do any good.
Bob | March 3, 2010 at 6:37 pm
these shots aren’t NSFW. Come on!! i’d still bang her so hard my dick would burn for 3 days!
Ripper Owens | March 3, 2010 at 6:39 pm
N.A.S.T.Y. ASS
Give it up dirt bag! Your a rotted crack whore!
Rasputins Liver | March 3, 2010 at 6:44 pm
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Wow. This new format realy sucks.
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Particularly the extremely irritating sidebar to the right and all the goddamn bounty hunter shit.
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Trust me. This is NOT the way, this pissing people off on here with this shitty grossly overt advertising shit, to get me to watch some tv program!
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Ripper Owens | March 3, 2010 at 6:45 pm
BTW I guarantee Michael Lohan is “pulling his goalie” to these pics of his daughter.
He’s probably doing a few lines and drinking beers. Sweaty upper lip and all, “cranking it” to his daughters pictures after every line or two of coke.
Nate | March 3, 2010 at 6:51 pm
Being in ‘Purple’ is a huge freaken honor you have no idea.
Dank | March 3, 2010 at 6:54 pm
Holy airbrushing Batman! Even her freckles and age spots disappeared. Not even natural looking nor sexy.
ohhhyaeeeer | March 3, 2010 at 6:55 pm
mmmmmmmmmmmm slasher girl. mmmmmmmmmmmmm she makes me want to vom and then fuck her with a wrench.. (?)
The O | March 3, 2010 at 7:02 pm
I don’t know, maybe I have a dirty girl fetish but I’d hit it.
sweetessie | March 3, 2010 at 7:06 pm
Something about her face In the 4th pic she reminds me of the “double-dildo” scene in Requiem for a Dream (where Jennifer Connelly’s character has lesbian sex with a double sided dildo for drugs).
Mostly though, these photos just make me sad. She looks so tiny.
Rasputins Liver | March 3, 2010 at 7:13 pm
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Oh, forgot to comment on the actual post, that’s how irritated by the new look of The Superficial I am. So, on that note…
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…that hag pictured above still looks like an at least 39 1/2 year old meth addict. All the airbrushing in the world can’t change what we all already know and have seen.
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Doug | March 3, 2010 at 7:16 pm
That star is so over-used
your mom | March 3, 2010 at 7:18 pm
Is she taking a shit?
salsa | March 3, 2010 at 7:27 pm
Works for me!
Rossco | March 3, 2010 at 7:30 pm
Oh yeah, baby, show me those liver spots! *vomit*
a2650415 | March 3, 2010 at 7:40 pm
You guys are idiots. She’s put some weight back on, especially on her boobies, and I think she looks great. All of you with such high standards can, in actuality, only dream.
blt | March 3, 2010 at 7:57 pm
@ 10 Ripper
‘your’ means a form of possession. e.g. your grammar skills suck and as a troll you ought to be better.
‘you’re’ means ‘you are’ in contracted form. e.g. you’re a shitty troll
tips for your next post.
RebelMinion | March 3, 2010 at 7:59 pm
They sure did manage to pack a whole lotta crazy into that girl.
Twinkle | March 3, 2010 at 8:02 pm
Here’s an idea, instead of posing in magazines, posing to be a model. Why not lay low and actually try to focus on getting movie roles? Such an attention whore.
Giorgio! | March 3, 2010 at 8:07 pm
Say what you want but she is a beautiful girl and has a heck of a nice body(she has gained some weight), looks good. Just hate the blond hair(thank god she is back to darker hair), hate the fucking smoking and I am not a fan of the poses, anyway she needs to stop with these magazines already and concentrate on getting her career back on track. With all that being said she is beautiful and anyone who denies it is either a girl or is gay.
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Mr.Peanut | March 3, 2010 at 8:17 pm
Nice airbrushing/photoshop on her @ss. That thing had to be either really saggy or have some serious cottage cheese. Either way, FAIL!!
dodecaheedron | March 3, 2010 at 8:25 pm
fuck her slowly with a chainshaw already…
merilhepburn | March 3, 2010 at 8:29 pm
Nicer body than most of the fatties I see on the street. Cocaine is probably the answer to the obesity problem of America.
Urbanspaceman | March 3, 2010 at 8:32 pm
Those clever garments hide the fact that aside from her droopy breasts, she’s pretty much built like a sausage: no hips, no ass, no curves at all.
We like crazy | March 3, 2010 at 8:35 pm
There’s nothing like watching a human crash & burn that gets us rev’d up. We would hit that
Clamhammer | March 3, 2010 at 8:37 pm
My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
sickitten | March 3, 2010 at 8:45 pm
She’ll always be that shanty Irish kid who went to Catholic school even though her parents really couldn’t afford it.
Gary | March 3, 2010 at 9:22 pm
I was thinking she looked pretty good, but then I saw the cigarette. Gross, filthy smoker.
Gueibor | March 3, 2010 at 9:34 pm
Deviated septum.
Also, overfreckled boobsum.
ComicFan | March 3, 2010 at 9:35 pm
Will al the shit she have put out lately
I almost almost forgot she has great boobs…
mfbinc | March 3, 2010 at 9:39 pm
i’d bang her….
erik | March 3, 2010 at 9:52 pm
I love all the insults about her looks. In reality, she actually looks better than 75% of women her age.
Bright Star Smile | March 3, 2010 at 10:33 pm
She is so beautiful, and i like her, she looking so sexy and so hot in bikini, and watch her figure and her boobs,, that is so attractive,
Helen | March 3, 2010 at 10:36 pm
I’m hotter than this cunt. And less of a cock tease (being gay and posing naked for men?? Just cruel… when I pose, I mean what I say…)
coco | March 3, 2010 at 10:54 pm
I feel sorry for her in this…no really, poor girl, she is completely lost.
k | March 3, 2010 at 10:54 pm
really, the cigarette is the turn off in most of those. she’s got some nice cleavage or something going on and then BAM you see she’s smoking and to be honest thats such a fucking turn off…
BobC | March 3, 2010 at 11:13 pm
I tell you what. She is a little hottie :O)
HLM | March 3, 2010 at 11:31 pm
Really?!? You had to put the pink star over the side of someone’s ass??
Krys | March 3, 2010 at 11:34 pm
They photoshopped her enough to make her look under 35, and you mean to tell me they couldn’t do something about the scabby knees and bad nose/lip job? Complete fuckery. She looks better here than she does usually, but if she didn’t have such a great boob job, we would have stopped talking about this cokewhore years ago. I wish she’d just leave the hard drugs alone (everyone loves a drunk Lindsay), dye her hair back red, and start being hot again already.
HLM | March 3, 2010 at 11:35 pm
And wtf is with the scab on her knee?!? They can airbrush out her freckles but not a scab??
wtf | March 3, 2010 at 11:54 pm
I can’t even take her seriously when she does photoshoots or interviews. She’s gotten really pathetic.
Superbiggerevil | March 3, 2010 at 11:56 pm
I can smell her filthy ashtray cunt from here.