Lindsay Lohan’s children will never go hungry

October 8th, 2008 // 129 Comments

These are shots of Lindsay Lohan out shopping yesterday with no bra and a just barely see-through top. I’m not going to say I spent all morning scouring for nipples, but then again, I wouldn’t be a hero if I didn’t. On a related note, pressing your cornea directly against a computer monitor can cause temporary blindness which, surprisingly, is not relieved by contact with a stripper’s boob tassel. This proves, once again, my father knows dick about medicine, but God bless the man for trying.

Photos: Splash News, WENN

  1. menotrouble

    she may be dumb as they come, but obviously there’s nothing wrong about her physically. and, well, yes, a cool DJane is kind of hot.
    remember farty_mcshitface @100: while your ideal woman might (or must) be a 5 dollar hooker and you are more impressed with cheap mascara than freckles, you are just talking about yourself. It’s almost sad (but then again to ridiculous to be) how ugly rednecks always start to call people ugly just because they can’t have them.

  2. # 101 Menotrouble – Don’t I know you ?
    I think we’ve met….like often ?

  3. phonejunkie

    Is that a Blackberry Bold she is holding? We need a pix of that phone between those bare titties!!

  4. zona

    I like her very much…
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  5. Bill Ayers – Department of Homeland Security
    Rev. Wright – Chief of Public Relations
    Christopher Dodd – Chief Financial Officer
    Franklin Raines – Banking Committee Chief
    Raila Odinga – Ambassador to the United Nations

    Yes, BO is this naive and stupid…..

  6. queenofcrazy!

    LINDSAY’S IMPLANT SCAR!!!!

    http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/7638/lindsaylohanarmpitscarll3.jpg

    All you people will say “SHE GOT A LYMPH NODE REMOVED; SHE PROBABLY HAD LYMPHATIC CANCER!!” or some wild shit, just to say “a scar” doesn’t mean anything.

  7. UK_Matt

    Why is it that cute chicks, when they go Les just keep getting hotter.

    Before she went gay – erm, yeah okay.

    Gay for under 1 year – hello. I’ve got cash? I won’t be long. Come on baby!

  8. tabacchifc

    what a bomb!

  9. John McCain

    I’m a maverick. Jesse Helms was a buddy of mine. I’m bitter and a loose cannon. I’m also incontenent.

  10. Grunion

    Aren’t tits supposed to be on your chest when you are in your 20′s?

  11. Fags

    inside job = hamster in ass

  12. gotmilk?

    34, they are only considered “in” if you’re a mindless twit who follows the shitty trends. otherwise, to normal people, they are very OUT, circa 1993 out.

  13. Your Mother's Fart

    Now I’m hotter than a puppy with two peckers.

    FO real

  14. Reyce

    I would so turn lesbian for this girl. God damn.

  15. LiLo for V-Prez 2008

    Silicone isn’t very nutritious, is it?

    @92-97 They change sizes often enough.

  16. Ted Mosby

    Sam is motorboating as we speak.

  17. inkmeinpink

    man, i’m not a lesbian and i want to play with her boobs. i am wondering why she chose those ugly jeans, because even if they are supposedly “in style” right now, they don’t look good on her and she should watch What Not to Wear. I wish I had boobs like that. I would never wear a bra and I would play with my own boobs all the time. in fact, I think I will get boobs like that.

  18. joe m

    Semi-anorexic Lindsay is still pretty but
    she could be beautiful.

  19. Bob Vila

    Her boobs look “good” because they’re fake as shit. I’ll take the girl who doesn’t feel the need to have surgery to look better, then walk around with her huge fake tits out for everyone to see. That being said, yeah, they do look good. But aside from the boobies, I don’t see the big deal with her. Take any skinny girl with a vaguely pretty face and no discernible talents, slap some size DD implants on her and voila: Lindsay Lohan.

  20. Val

    one looks bigger?

  21. Crystal

    really?? what’s up with those pants, do you guys really find that attractive???

  22. sexy brains

    Christ! She’s going to need back surgery in about 10 years. With that tiny frame and those gigantic bazongas – that shit has got to hurt. I shudder to think of her trying to run!

  23. The Blow

    Hey 106, nice job spotting the scar… but you totally missed the coke residue in my nostril.

  24. karen79

    she looks great and happy so sam is such a good lover i think

  25. Tristan

    Those jeans are definitely all the rage… if you are a LesBo. In fact if you want to get a pair for yourself, you too can procure a pair just like LiLo:

    1) Find prepubecent male
    2) Beat up
    3) Steal Pants

    Now beating up the lumber jack for the flannel shirt is the harder part. She clearly isn’t there yet.

  26. el ces

    Mm!
    Lookit all that hair. She’s a sexy beast!

  27. Kristen

    Embarrassing how wet I am over these… :S

  28. herbiefrog

    ooo queit now : )

    shhhhhhhhh…

    did you imagine ?#

    enuf…#

    there’s a lot of it about ?

    shhh babe

  29. anah

    the boobs may be delicious but those jeans have gotta be the worst jeans EVER! in the whole history of jeans EVER!

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