Lindsay Lohan’s children will never go hungry

These are shots of Lindsay Lohan out shopping yesterday with no bra and a just barely see-through top. I’m not going to say I spent all morning scouring for nipples, but then again, I wouldn’t be a hero if I didn’t. On a related note, pressing your cornea directly against a computer monitor can cause temporary blindness which, surprisingly, is not relieved by contact with a stripper’s boob tassel. This proves, once again, my father knows dick about medicine, but God bless the man for trying.

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