Lindsay Lohan’s children will never go hungry

October 8th, 2008 // 129 Comments

These are shots of Lindsay Lohan out shopping yesterday with no bra and a just barely see-through top. I’m not going to say I spent all morning scouring for nipples, but then again, I wouldn’t be a hero if I didn’t. On a related note, pressing your cornea directly against a computer monitor can cause temporary blindness which, surprisingly, is not relieved by contact with a stripper’s boob tassel. This proves, once again, my father knows dick about medicine, but God bless the man for trying.

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Comments (129)

  1. the sysop | October 8, 2008 at 2:02 pm

    first! photoshopped, totally

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  2. Reg Dunlop | October 8, 2008 at 2:03 pm

    Of course she is not wearing a bra. She is a “lesbian”

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  3. Reg Dunlop | October 8, 2008 at 2:04 pm

    Of course she is not wearing a bra, she is a “lesbian”

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  4. That Guy | October 8, 2008 at 2:05 pm

    I’ll admit it. She looks pretty hot in these pics.

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  5. Tits mcGee | October 8, 2008 at 2:05 pm

    those are really nice

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  6. Joe Cat | October 8, 2008 at 2:05 pm

    I would love to bang some straight back into that.

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  7. Rabbit | October 8, 2008 at 2:06 pm

    Damn! I would so hit that!
    Seriously, I’d wreck that chick! ;)

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  8. blp | October 8, 2008 at 2:08 pm

    faptastic!

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  9. Ted | October 8, 2008 at 2:09 pm

    She’s the most beautiful girl in the world right now.

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  10. Jesi | October 8, 2008 at 2:14 pm

    Disgustingly fake!

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  11. CaptainMorgan | October 8, 2008 at 2:16 pm

    Those are so big because they are full of awesome.

    This chick knows what she’s doing with the pooperatzzi. She can work it in her favour, easily.

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  12. lettusaurus | October 8, 2008 at 2:16 pm

    where is the video?

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  13. spooman | October 8, 2008 at 2:23 pm

    I bet she can be all kinds of nasty in the sack; male or female.

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  14. Dr. Otto Van DerWahl | October 8, 2008 at 2:28 pm

    She could feed a village

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  15. ohyes | October 8, 2008 at 2:30 pm

    Oh yeah, she got her boobs back, wooohooo! Let’s celebrate this day

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  16. popcorn | October 8, 2008 at 2:30 pm

    i cant imagine this will happen in sg entertainment industry
    http://dawnwayang.com/

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  17. Virgodoll | October 8, 2008 at 2:30 pm

    Today’s posts are refreshingly funny, Superficial write, Welcome bak

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  18. And | October 8, 2008 at 2:31 pm

    I don’t think i’ve ever had the opportunity to write a comment so high up before, so i’d like to take this opportunity to offer a free hug. Anyone?

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  19. Bohemian Rhapsody | October 8, 2008 at 2:35 pm

    @ #9 – No, I am.

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  20. Hunter | October 8, 2008 at 2:37 pm

    Why haven’t we shipped her out to help in Africa yet??

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  21. nobody | October 8, 2008 at 2:37 pm

    oh man that girl is making me so horny i just wanna lick and suck those big beautiful titties

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  22. nobody | October 8, 2008 at 2:37 pm

    oh man that girl is making me so horny i just wanna lick and suck those big beautiful titties

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  23. Malibu Barbie | October 8, 2008 at 2:41 pm

    umm hold up a sec @#19-i am the hottest thing to walk to planet, first off my favorite movie is the notebook, my role model is barbie duh? it doesnt get more perfect than that ;)

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  24. Vince Lombardi | October 8, 2008 at 2:43 pm

    Udderly fuckable.

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  25. nobody | October 8, 2008 at 2:46 pm

    i just wanna lay my head on those big, luscious titties, boobies, they look so delicious, damn!

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  26. GayIsGood | October 8, 2008 at 2:47 pm

    Those pictures makes me so thirsty.

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  27. Slut | October 8, 2008 at 2:53 pm

    She really does look like she is going to a clam bake here!

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  28. Mike | October 8, 2008 at 2:56 pm

    Christ! She actually looks fuckable in these shots!

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  29. Kristi | October 8, 2008 at 3:01 pm

    Where did she get those jeans? 1993?

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  30. Aunty Pauline | October 8, 2008 at 3:10 pm

    What a pair of fapalicious gazonga’s there Lindsay. Thank you, thank you OOOOOOOOH thank you….yes, oh yes….humph….aaaah…yes……umpph ooooh…sheesh that was a big one.

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  31. mamadough | October 8, 2008 at 3:13 pm

    are you REALLY a lesbian if you masturbate with a 12 inch black jelly dong twice daily?

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  32. Brooke | October 8, 2008 at 3:19 pm

    Mom jeans.

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  33. Dr. Drew | October 8, 2008 at 3:31 pm

    Going braless with heavy implants will cause stretch marks and sagging. All implants eventually sag, so she will have to get them replaced in ten years.

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  34. queenofcrazy! | October 8, 2008 at 3:36 pm

    her implants are so fucking saggy
    i hate her freckles, but at least shes natural in these shots
    and those pants are actually IN. sorry folks, 1993 jokes don’t work ):

    her areolas are different, and thats fucking gross

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  35. queenofcrazy! | October 8, 2008 at 3:37 pm

    Ha Dr. Drew beat me to the chase

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  36. dkdjspiojsdiojfpiodsposdjpod | October 8, 2008 at 3:49 pm

    Wow, she is disgusting. She clearly does this on purpose for attention.

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  37. pistolita | October 8, 2008 at 3:54 pm

    the only thing i don’t like about her body is HER SHAPELESS LEGS… which are not visible in these photos- so she looks good.

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  38. yeah right | October 8, 2008 at 4:00 pm

    I just creamed myself

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  39. The White Urkle | October 8, 2008 at 4:03 pm

    Damn those are nice tits. I wonder if my wife will let me call her LiLo when we have sex tonight. On our new sofa!

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  40. Randal | October 8, 2008 at 4:07 pm

    There’s something about this girl that continues to define beautiful, successful and intelligent and it goes much deeper than her natural beauty and shapely form.

    You’re looking great, as always, Lindsay. Great style to go along with a great smile.

    Hugs!

    Randal

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  41. jaime | October 8, 2008 at 4:16 pm

    HOOOOOOOT

    she must be having her period, those are gynormous!

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  42. Deacon Jones | October 8, 2008 at 4:45 pm

    All I need to finish this beautiful picture is a big line of nosebutter laid out right in between those sweet titties (sNoRt)

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  43. question? | October 8, 2008 at 4:58 pm

    Who is this Randal charachter??
    anyone? anyone?

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  44. Prof | October 8, 2008 at 4:58 pm

    Damn you Lindsay, and your ginormus milky tits just when your relevance is almost nil you present us all with “freckled fap fodder”. Well played, now I must go & rub one out to thoughts of Lindsey & Katy Perry (she’s hotter then Sam Ronson) having angry, moist love with each other!

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  45. Rough Daddy | October 8, 2008 at 5:05 pm

    Probably the best set of mouthfuls in Hollywood!

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  46. Lamar davidson | October 8, 2008 at 5:06 pm

    = Exploding Penis.

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  47. Robert's Friend | October 8, 2008 at 5:07 pm

    40

    All females should have a gay friend like Randal. I lost my special gay friend to that date rape drug. My gay friend just got married and he was found dead by his lover as he awoke in the morning. I suppose they used the date rape drug as part of their entertainment. He should have stuck to smoking pot. Rest in peace Robert.

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  48. ali | October 8, 2008 at 6:07 pm

    Move over Heidi Montag…wait just kidding. you know i could never replace you heidi. i love you.

    p.s. randal is awesome. no joke.

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  49. over it | October 8, 2008 at 6:16 pm

    Did Mr. Fish take the day off?! I’m tired of looking at LiLo’s saggy dinners! GIve me something else.

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  50. bp | October 8, 2008 at 6:16 pm

    I love her. ;<

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