Lindsay Lohan’s children will never go hungry

October 8th, 2008 // 129 Comments

These are shots of Lindsay Lohan out shopping yesterday with no bra and a just barely see-through top. I’m not going to say I spent all morning scouring for nipples, but then again, I wouldn’t be a hero if I didn’t. On a related note, pressing your cornea directly against a computer monitor can cause temporary blindness which, surprisingly, is not relieved by contact with a stripper’s boob tassel. This proves, once again, my father knows dick about medicine, but God bless the man for trying.

Photos: Splash News, WENN

  1. first! photoshopped, totally

  2. Reg Dunlop

    Of course she is not wearing a bra. She is a “lesbian”

  3. Reg Dunlop

    Of course she is not wearing a bra, she is a “lesbian”

  4. That Guy

    I’ll admit it. She looks pretty hot in these pics.

  5. Tits mcGee

    those are really nice

  6. Joe Cat

    I would love to bang some straight back into that.

  7. Rabbit

    Damn! I would so hit that!
    Seriously, I’d wreck that chick! ;)

  8. blp

    faptastic!

  9. Ted

    She’s the most beautiful girl in the world right now.

  10. Jesi

    Disgustingly fake!

  11. CaptainMorgan

    Those are so big because they are full of awesome.

    This chick knows what she’s doing with the pooperatzzi. She can work it in her favour, easily.

  12. lettusaurus

    where is the video?

  13. spooman

    I bet she can be all kinds of nasty in the sack; male or female.

  14. She could feed a village

  15. ohyes

    Oh yeah, she got her boobs back, wooohooo! Let’s celebrate this day

  16. popcorn

    i cant imagine this will happen in sg entertainment industry
    http://dawnwayang.com/

  17. Virgodoll

    Today’s posts are refreshingly funny, Superficial write, Welcome bak

  18. And

    I don’t think i’ve ever had the opportunity to write a comment so high up before, so i’d like to take this opportunity to offer a free hug. Anyone?

  19. Hunter

    Why haven’t we shipped her out to help in Africa yet??

  20. nobody

    oh man that girl is making me so horny i just wanna lick and suck those big beautiful titties

  21. nobody

    oh man that girl is making me so horny i just wanna lick and suck those big beautiful titties

  22. Malibu Barbie

    umm hold up a sec @#19-i am the hottest thing to walk to planet, first off my favorite movie is the notebook, my role model is barbie duh? it doesnt get more perfect than that ;)

  23. Vince Lombardi

    Udderly fuckable.

  24. nobody

    i just wanna lay my head on those big, luscious titties, boobies, they look so delicious, damn!

  25. GayIsGood

    Those pictures makes me so thirsty.

  26. Slut

    She really does look like she is going to a clam bake here!

  27. Mike

    Christ! She actually looks fuckable in these shots!

  28. Kristi

    Where did she get those jeans? 1993?

  29. Aunty Pauline

    What a pair of fapalicious gazonga’s there Lindsay. Thank you, thank you OOOOOOOOH thank you….yes, oh yes….humph….aaaah…yes……umpph ooooh…sheesh that was a big one.

  30. mamadough

    are you REALLY a lesbian if you masturbate with a 12 inch black jelly dong twice daily?

  31. Brooke

    Mom jeans.

  32. Dr. Drew

    Going braless with heavy implants will cause stretch marks and sagging. All implants eventually sag, so she will have to get them replaced in ten years.

  33. queenofcrazy!

    her implants are so fucking saggy
    i hate her freckles, but at least shes natural in these shots
    and those pants are actually IN. sorry folks, 1993 jokes don’t work ):

    her areolas are different, and thats fucking gross

  34. queenofcrazy!

    Ha Dr. Drew beat me to the chase

  35. dkdjspiojsdiojfpiodsposdjpod

    Wow, she is disgusting. She clearly does this on purpose for attention.

  36. pistolita

    the only thing i don’t like about her body is HER SHAPELESS LEGS… which are not visible in these photos- so she looks good.

  37. yeah right

    I just creamed myself

  38. The White Urkle

    Damn those are nice tits. I wonder if my wife will let me call her LiLo when we have sex tonight. On our new sofa!

  39. Randal

    There’s something about this girl that continues to define beautiful, successful and intelligent and it goes much deeper than her natural beauty and shapely form.

    You’re looking great, as always, Lindsay. Great style to go along with a great smile.

    Hugs!

    Randal

  40. jaime

    HOOOOOOOT

    she must be having her period, those are gynormous!

  41. Deacon Jones

    All I need to finish this beautiful picture is a big line of nosebutter laid out right in between those sweet titties (sNoRt)

  42. question?

    Who is this Randal charachter??
    anyone? anyone?

  43. Prof

    Damn you Lindsay, and your ginormus milky tits just when your relevance is almost nil you present us all with “freckled fap fodder”. Well played, now I must go & rub one out to thoughts of Lindsey & Katy Perry (she’s hotter then Sam Ronson) having angry, moist love with each other!

  44. Probably the best set of mouthfuls in Hollywood!

  45. Lamar davidson

    = Exploding Penis.

  46. Robert's Friend

    40

    All females should have a gay friend like Randal. I lost my special gay friend to that date rape drug. My gay friend just got married and he was found dead by his lover as he awoke in the morning. I suppose they used the date rape drug as part of their entertainment. He should have stuck to smoking pot. Rest in peace Robert.

  47. ali

    Move over Heidi Montag…wait just kidding. you know i could never replace you heidi. i love you.

    p.s. randal is awesome. no joke.

  48. over it

    Did Mr. Fish take the day off?! I’m tired of looking at LiLo’s saggy dinners! GIve me something else.

  49. bp

    I love her. ;<

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