Rejoice, my readers, for I am officially done posting about the VMAs. Moving on to more ample pastures, Lindsay Lohan attended Fashion Week in New York on Saturday, and her chest cannons made a comeback of their own. Sure, Britney Spears is now poised to dominate the pop scene once again, but in my book, Lindsay Lohan was the true winner this weekend. Mainly because Lindsay didn’t star in a two-hour long thinly-veiled advertisement for Rock Band 2 that did more damage to my brain than eating a bowl full of paint chips. Oh yeah, and also, BOOBS.
Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News
FIRS! | September 8, 2008 at 12:43 pm
FIRST!!! PLEASE!!!!
rough daddy | September 8, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Nice milk duds! but it aint the same, shes playing for the other team…
havoc | September 8, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Tits are good.
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YES!!!! | September 8, 2008 at 12:45 pm
Oh, God!
ksurf | September 8, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Who is the Dude she is hanging out with?
Eli | September 8, 2008 at 12:47 pm
I like her with sam. it seems she is making better choices now.. well better than doing coke and driving
Eli | September 8, 2008 at 12:47 pm
I like her with sam. it seems she is making better choices now.. well better than doing coke and driving
Nique | September 8, 2008 at 12:48 pm
WHOOOWHOOOWHOOO…
methinks she hasnt looked so good for long
Beth | September 8, 2008 at 12:50 pm
Very nice republicans (boobs).
Al N | September 8, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Massive tracks of land!
stickykeys | September 8, 2008 at 12:52 pm
She’s one of those girls who look like they’ve got whoppers from 3/4 view, but from head-on or the side, not so much. Some kind of optical illusion.
Also, clearly size does not matter to LL. I bet this guy’s penis so small, you might think it’s a clitoris.
Sexy Halloween Costumes | September 8, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Lindsay looks great, and surprisingly enough, so does Sam! The black hair looks so much better then the crap blonde
rough daddy | September 8, 2008 at 12:55 pm
There ya go! so many man try to put this chick on lock down and fail,,, sam prove to be man enough!
Mick | September 8, 2008 at 12:56 pm
Ronson fits right in at “Fashion Week” especially with those attractive anus-eyes.
Jen | September 8, 2008 at 12:58 pm
What’s with the odd tattoos on LezLo’s hands? The one of her right hand looks like a little star.. I can’t tell what the other is.
BTW- could she have hooked up with an uglier female if she tried harder? I don’t think so. Sam looks like a meth addict… And she needs that lame fedora back on her greasy head!
Erica | September 8, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Ronson’s ok, but when it comes to skinny androgynous people, the male Superficial commenters have always preferred Thai boys.
noneyobeezwax | September 8, 2008 at 1:04 pm
that ugly bitch must have an 8″ tongue.
silly pants | September 8, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Ronson is to fashion as rough daddy is to complete, comprehensible sentences.
rough daddy | September 8, 2008 at 1:09 pm
hahaha yea deal with it PooPoo pants,,,rough daddy is here to stay!
Sarah Palin | September 8, 2008 at 1:09 pm
I don’t understand. How will Lindsay get pregnant? We need them all to get pregnant. BREED, DAMN YOU, BREED!
rough daddy | September 8, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Actually they consider Ronson to be a fashion Icon…
#22 | September 8, 2008 at 1:15 pm
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I’ve got 6 more pix so far. Email me(kingwangjang@ymail.com) if you guys see it. Please click the above link!!
rough daddy | September 8, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Poopoopants #18 youre a bore! no one anticipate what you have to write!
Mia | September 8, 2008 at 1:16 pm
All I can say is I’m glad I’m petite and have natural perky 34Cs. I love my body and love to show it off.
ali | September 8, 2008 at 1:17 pm
i love boobs. thanks fish.
ramona putz | September 8, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Oh come on, Sam Ronson isn’t ugly.
She just needs to take care of the dark spots under her eyes. Her eyes, by the way, are beautiful.
Lindsay is looking better than ever.
I wish them well.
UK_Matt | September 8, 2008 at 1:19 pm
She’s looking hot. Must be on the prowl for cock.
rough daddy | September 8, 2008 at 1:19 pm
I think sillypants is upset because ronson is more of a successful gender bender then he is!!!
Uh-huh | September 8, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Mia,
then hook us up with some pics. I’d love to see your perky 34Cs
f you men | September 8, 2008 at 1:24 pm
good for her. She’s in a good relationship, her boobs look awesome…its just too bad that she has nasty overweight middle aged men looking at her on this website.
JJ | September 8, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Those funbags are perfect for a pearl necklace.
Fake-0ut | September 8, 2008 at 1:27 pm
so – they’re fake
I can make my dick that big and saggy with enough money
What a hose-bag
Oh noez! | September 8, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Looks like Gia AKA Mia is back to talk about her ‘perky and petite figure’. Note that the post is not discussing the commenters, but the celebrities. Pics or GTFO if yer gonna go on about yourself, at least make it interesting.
haroof | September 8, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Mia, show us some pics, hook us up with a link or stfu and gtfo.
Lindsay is looking fucking amazing.
That body was built for sex.
Dude | September 8, 2008 at 1:34 pm
….and WHY is she dating frankie muniz??
oh come on | September 8, 2008 at 1:37 pm
“Oh come on, Sam Ronson isn’t ugly.
She just needs to take care of the dark spots under her eyes.”
And then let Lindsay practice cutting on her, and accidentally hit a major artery.
obammys illegitimate daddy | September 8, 2008 at 1:44 pm
i needs to find me some mo ho’s to spread dey legs
where be obammydaddy? | September 8, 2008 at 1:47 pm
She’s a slut just like ObammyMama. She would spread her legs wide open for any third world filth and produce a jug-eared mongrel to be raised by her parents
Sarah Palin | September 8, 2008 at 1:53 pm
I wonder if Bristol will turn lesbian too? She’s already got the “fucking like a worthless teenage whore” thing down, obviously (I’m a great mom). Apparently if you raise ‘em to be total sluts – like me & Dina did – they eventually switch to the bloody tuna. But I’m not worried – I belong to a church that actively promotes the idea that you can convert homosexuality by “praying the gay away.” See, when you look closely, you’ll see I don’t have extreme views at all!
Sarah Palin | September 8, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Speaking of God…did He answer my prayers or what?!!! I’ve been looking for a chance to ditch my little tardbaby ever since I shat him out just a few months ago. Alaska–>Washington DC. Almost as far away as you can get. Not bad, not bad at all! It’ll be like lil’ tardboy doesn’t exist at all! Praise the Lord! Thank you Jesus!
questions | September 8, 2008 at 2:09 pm
ObammyMama spread her legs like Lindsay Ho’han. Will Obammy be the first bastard president of the USA?
Andrio | September 8, 2008 at 2:20 pm
“the first bastard president of the USA?”
ha, good one! Trick question, right? Pretty much they’ve all been bastards.
Sarah Palin | September 8, 2008 at 2:23 pm
#41 – now, now. The Republican party was as dead as Strom Thurmond until I was added to the ticket, and you know very well that I strongly support young girls having children out of wedlock.
Khirschy Squirts | September 8, 2008 at 2:23 pm
That tore back little boy she hangs with is gross.
Turd Ferguson | September 8, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Damn, those things are gonna be down to her knees by the time shes 28.
Maybe she can have that ugly little boy in the picture carry them for her.
Elaine | September 8, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Lindsay’s fingers have been up Ronson’s ass and they smell like mustard.
Shifty | September 8, 2008 at 2:46 pm
is that ponyboy from the outsiders? “Do it for Johnny man!”
g | September 8, 2008 at 2:51 pm
What’s a nice rack like you doing on a skank like this?
Rob | September 8, 2008 at 3:21 pm
lesbians discust me….er correction, I dig lesbians if they are hot and don’t look like a dude.
rough daddy | September 8, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Like I always say, ugly dudes always get the hot chicks!