Lindsay Lohan’s chest dominates Fashion Week in New York

September 8th, 2008 // 91 Comments

Rejoice, my readers, for I am officially done posting about the VMAs. Moving on to more ample pastures, Lindsay Lohan attended Fashion Week in New York on Saturday, and her chest cannons made a comeback of their own. Sure, Britney Spears is now poised to dominate the pop scene once again, but in my book, Lindsay Lohan was the true winner this weekend. Mainly because Lindsay didn’t star in a two-hour long thinly-veiled advertisement for Rock Band 2 that did more damage to my brain than eating a bowl full of paint chips. Oh yeah, and also, BOOBS.


  1. FIRS!

    FIRST!!! PLEASE!!!!

  2. rough daddy

    Nice milk duds! but it aint the same, shes playing for the other team…

  3. havoc

    Tits are good.

    .

  4. YES!!!!

    Oh, God!

  5. ksurf

    Who is the Dude she is hanging out with?

  6. Eli

    I like her with sam. it seems she is making better choices now.. well better than doing coke and driving

  7. Eli

    I like her with sam. it seems she is making better choices now.. well better than doing coke and driving

  8. WHOOOWHOOOWHOOO…

    methinks she hasnt looked so good for long

  9. Beth

    Very nice republicans (boobs).

  10. Al N

    Massive tracks of land!

  11. stickykeys

    She’s one of those girls who look like they’ve got whoppers from 3/4 view, but from head-on or the side, not so much. Some kind of optical illusion.

    Also, clearly size does not matter to LL. I bet this guy’s penis so small, you might think it’s a clitoris.

  12. Lindsay looks great, and surprisingly enough, so does Sam! The black hair looks so much better then the crap blonde

  13. rough daddy

    There ya go! so many man try to put this chick on lock down and fail,,, sam prove to be man enough!

  14. Mick

    Ronson fits right in at “Fashion Week” especially with those attractive anus-eyes.

  15. Jen

    What’s with the odd tattoos on LezLo’s hands? The one of her right hand looks like a little star.. I can’t tell what the other is.

    BTW- could she have hooked up with an uglier female if she tried harder? I don’t think so. Sam looks like a meth addict… And she needs that lame fedora back on her greasy head!

  16. Erica

    Ronson’s ok, but when it comes to skinny androgynous people, the male Superficial commenters have always preferred Thai boys.

  17. noneyobeezwax

    that ugly bitch must have an 8″ tongue.

  18. silly pants

    Ronson is to fashion as rough daddy is to complete, comprehensible sentences.

  19. rough daddy

    hahaha yea deal with it PooPoo pants,,,rough daddy is here to stay!

  20. Sarah Palin

    I don’t understand. How will Lindsay get pregnant? We need them all to get pregnant. BREED, DAMN YOU, BREED!

  21. rough daddy

    Actually they consider Ronson to be a fashion Icon…

  22. #22

    http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=27136a3d06d8ee5d9655fe503a82acaf

    I’ve got 6 more pix so far. Email me(kingwangjang@ymail.com) if you guys see it. Please click the above link!!

  23. rough daddy

    Poopoopants #18 youre a bore! no one anticipate what you have to write!

  24. Mia

    All I can say is I’m glad I’m petite and have natural perky 34Cs. I love my body and love to show it off.

  25. ali

    i love boobs. thanks fish.

  26. ramona putz

    Oh come on, Sam Ronson isn’t ugly.
    She just needs to take care of the dark spots under her eyes. Her eyes, by the way, are beautiful.
    Lindsay is looking better than ever.
    I wish them well.

  27. UK_Matt

    She’s looking hot. Must be on the prowl for cock.

  28. rough daddy

    I think sillypants is upset because ronson is more of a successful gender bender then he is!!!

  29. Uh-huh

    Mia,

    then hook us up with some pics. I’d love to see your perky 34Cs

  30. f you men

    good for her. She’s in a good relationship, her boobs look awesome…its just too bad that she has nasty overweight middle aged men looking at her on this website.

  31. JJ

    Those funbags are perfect for a pearl necklace.

  32. Fake-0ut

    so – they’re fake

    I can make my dick that big and saggy with enough money

    What a hose-bag

  33. Oh noez!

    Looks like Gia AKA Mia is back to talk about her ‘perky and petite figure’. Note that the post is not discussing the commenters, but the celebrities. Pics or GTFO if yer gonna go on about yourself, at least make it interesting.

  34. haroof

    Mia, show us some pics, hook us up with a link or stfu and gtfo.

    Lindsay is looking fucking amazing.

    That body was built for sex.

  35. Dude

    ….and WHY is she dating frankie muniz??

  36. oh come on

    “Oh come on, Sam Ronson isn’t ugly.
    She just needs to take care of the dark spots under her eyes.”

    And then let Lindsay practice cutting on her, and accidentally hit a major artery.

  37. obammys illegitimate daddy

    i needs to find me some mo ho’s to spread dey legs

  38. where be obammydaddy?

    She’s a slut just like ObammyMama. She would spread her legs wide open for any third world filth and produce a jug-eared mongrel to be raised by her parents

  39. Sarah Palin

    I wonder if Bristol will turn lesbian too? She’s already got the “fucking like a worthless teenage whore” thing down, obviously (I’m a great mom). Apparently if you raise ‘em to be total sluts – like me & Dina did – they eventually switch to the bloody tuna. But I’m not worried – I belong to a church that actively promotes the idea that you can convert homosexuality by “praying the gay away.” See, when you look closely, you’ll see I don’t have extreme views at all!

  40. Sarah Palin

    Speaking of God…did He answer my prayers or what?!!! I’ve been looking for a chance to ditch my little tardbaby ever since I shat him out just a few months ago. Alaska–>Washington DC. Almost as far away as you can get. Not bad, not bad at all! It’ll be like lil’ tardboy doesn’t exist at all! Praise the Lord! Thank you Jesus!

  41. questions

    ObammyMama spread her legs like Lindsay Ho’han. Will Obammy be the first bastard president of the USA?

  42. Andrio

    “the first bastard president of the USA?”

    ha, good one! Trick question, right? Pretty much they’ve all been bastards.

  43. Sarah Palin

    #41 – now, now. The Republican party was as dead as Strom Thurmond until I was added to the ticket, and you know very well that I strongly support young girls having children out of wedlock.

  44. Khirschy Squirts

    That tore back little boy she hangs with is gross.

  45. Turd Ferguson

    Damn, those things are gonna be down to her knees by the time shes 28.
    Maybe she can have that ugly little boy in the picture carry them for her.

  46. Elaine

    Lindsay’s fingers have been up Ronson’s ass and they smell like mustard.

  47. Shifty

    is that ponyboy from the outsiders? “Do it for Johnny man!”

  48. g

    What’s a nice rack like you doing on a skank like this?

  49. Rob

    lesbians discust me….er correction, I dig lesbians if they are hot and don’t look like a dude.

  50. rough daddy

    Like I always say, ugly dudes always get the hot chicks!

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