Lindsay Lohan in a bikini looks bruisey

Lindsay and Ali Lohan spent the New Years weekend in St. Barth’s where I can only assume they clung to the side of ships like barnacles then snuck aboard and pretended they’re the maids. But before you assume that’s where Lindsay’s bruises come from, plowing longshoremen on top of a jetty is still a viable source of eight balls. Just FYI.

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