Lindsay and Ali Lohan spent the New Years weekend in St. Barth’s where I can only assume they clung to the side of ships like barnacles then snuck aboard and pretended they’re the maids. But before you assume that’s where Lindsay’s bruises come from, plowing longshoremen on top of a jetty is still a viable source of eight balls. Just FYI.
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Wait..llen | January 4, 2010 at 2:19 am
Ya….
Marnie | January 4, 2010 at 2:27 am
Ali has the most vagina-like armpits I’ve ever seen. (I refer you to pic 7)
tuart | January 4, 2010 at 2:29 am
ahhh.. what could have been
D HWANG | January 4, 2010 at 2:29 am
WHAT……………….PENIS
What a nasty skank | January 4, 2010 at 2:49 am
She’s, what, 25 or so? If that’s the case, why does her ass & fake tits sag so much like a 55 year old woman’s? What a nasty, smelly skank…
nintendo dsi r4 | January 4, 2010 at 2:53 am
I must say Lindsay Lohan is looking so pretty and beautiful in that nice shaped bikini. I just love the way she is smiling . Nice collection of pics. Thanks.
Tom | January 4, 2010 at 2:58 am
She looks positively septic.
continum | January 4, 2010 at 3:02 am
“where I can only assume they clung to the side of ships like barnacles then snuck aboard” hahahahahaha!
Styxchix | January 4, 2010 at 3:07 am
Yeah, that’s the idea Linds……..walk around in ridiculously high heels and half of your a$s hanging out of your bikini, but cover your face with a hat………!! How completely ridiculous. Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! No!!!!! How dare you look at me! Silly girl.
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Styxchix | January 4, 2010 at 3:09 am
How utterly ridiculous…….pic 12…….walk around in crazy high heels, half your backside hanging out of your bikini and then cover your face with a hat…….’look at me, look at me, look at me……….how dare you all look at me!!’. Actually, if I was wearing such a silly outfit I think I’d cover my face too.
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jj | January 4, 2010 at 3:28 am
damn, who is that looser douche with the hat on pic 13, I feel sorry for Lindsay, if she has to hang out with that guy.
SEXY_BABY | January 4, 2010 at 3:29 am
beautiful body
poco | January 4, 2010 at 3:32 am
What the heck is up with Ali’s armpits that start to extend their way onto her chest?
Please tell me that 15 year old girl doesn’t have breast implants…
Karm | January 4, 2010 at 3:35 am
Why the hell wont’ she just die yet? PLEASE let her die first quarter ’10.
ppl | January 4, 2010 at 3:37 am
#17 Poco… her bikini straps pull her boobs up to far so it creases, hence the weird armpits
Styxchix | January 4, 2010 at 3:43 am
Aaaagh, first post wouldn’t submit, so I wrote another and now they are both there……..I like look a Lohan-stalker lol
Kristin | January 4, 2010 at 3:51 am
those heels are HOT. black assymmetrical swimsuit is too… damn im so lesbo
jessica | January 4, 2010 at 4:04 am
her wedges are Alaia! :)
what the super fuck | January 4, 2010 at 4:12 am
Someone tell Ali Loha to never ever wear bikinis again. When did she get man tits? That bikini looks ridiculous on her. Lindsay’s ass is flat as a pancake as always. How can anyone say she has a nice body. Are you demented? Go look at Vs website for some women with nice bodies. Lindsay Lohan isnt one of them unless you like that 45 year old chain smoker with a tramp stamp look.
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Rupert | January 4, 2010 at 5:06 am
I was like, “Hey, she actually looks kind of good…” but then I realized it was Ali. :\
somethingoriginal | January 4, 2010 at 5:12 am
i love the difference in skin colour from her grey/orange body (i call it grengarine!) to her white with yellow smokers tips hands. someone quick, tell me where i can buy this fake tan and look just like her!!! (with perkier boobs though because i may be 29 but i’m awesome)
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Foreign Guy | January 4, 2010 at 6:00 am
Lol, they would be rated ugly in some parts of Europe, I mean very ugly.
swank | January 4, 2010 at 6:18 am
As if her 15yr old sister hasn’t already had it given to her balls deep.
Giorgio! | January 4, 2010 at 6:29 am
She looks a lot better than before. She is a very good looking girl, just needs to tone up a bit at the gym and gain a bit more weight in those legs and ass.
Giorgio! | January 4, 2010 at 6:33 am
and for god sakes she needs to dye her hair red, she looks 100 times better with red head. Why the hell is she still blond???
Nameless | January 4, 2010 at 7:05 am
This pics are a prime example of how epic tits can make you famous ie Lindsey and not having them can make you nothing…ie Ali.
Sex Toys for Valentine's Day | January 4, 2010 at 7:08 am
shes looking good
The Realisticker | January 4, 2010 at 7:10 am
Ali Lohan scares me.
terri | January 4, 2010 at 7:39 am
her sister is really toned shame about her face an weird armpits
Sam Hain | January 4, 2010 at 7:42 am
Stand up straight and wear a damn thong!
Nice scabby knees… Still, I’d give her the roughest 6 minutes of her life!
vickyextra | January 4, 2010 at 8:04 am
Are her tits real?
kbcan | January 4, 2010 at 8:39 am
Why doesnt Lindsey take her flabby ass to the gym? She doesnt have a career to worry about, so surely she can find the time to invest some time in making her body look not so terrible. Obviously she has breast implants on such a skinny body — which looks very unproportioned and bizarre when she has no butt
CheckUp | January 4, 2010 at 8:40 am
If Lilo went to the gym regularly and toned up, her body wouldn’t look so much older than her physical age as it does. She should quit the crappy fake tan and return to her original hot hair colour. She just looks a mess at the moment.
The giant wedges don’t hide the fact that her bum and legs need work, no matter the lift.
Ali’s fake boobs are scary. So are her eyebrows.
Both of them look like tramps but they could look pretty!
J | January 4, 2010 at 8:47 am
Washed up, has been, no-talent haggy skank.
Within a year she’ll be doing low-budget D grade movies.
By 2011, some desperate film student might hire her
to a speaking role in a movie that will never make it past the
editing room.
By 2012, she’ll be best known for her overdose.
2013 to 2016 will be failed rehabs X3.
By 2014, she’ll be doing scat porn.
JJ Daddy-O | January 4, 2010 at 8:50 am
Is it just me or do those look like needle marks at the top of Ls right thigh?
joho777 | January 4, 2010 at 8:56 am
Don’t be so mean to poor Lindsay.
Maybe the bruises and track-marks all over her flabby body are a new cosmetic fad.
Jean | January 4, 2010 at 9:03 am
You all are such nasty people. Why are you picking on a young girl. So she may have problems, like the rest of us don’t? Why wouldn’t you wish the best for her? Why would you say such mean things about another human being? Where is your compassion? She’s a beautiful young girl, and let’s wish her the best……shape up people.
Jean | January 4, 2010 at 9:04 am
You all are such nasty people. Why are you picking on a young girl. So she may have problems, like the rest of us don’t? Why wouldn’t you wish the best for her? Why would you say such mean things about another human being? Where is your compassion? She’s a beautiful young girl, and let’s wish her the best……shape up people.
Jean | January 4, 2010 at 9:04 am
You all are such nasty people. Why are you picking on a young girl. So she may have problems, like the rest of us don’t? Why wouldn’t you wish the best for her? Why would you say such mean things about another human being? Where is your compassion? She’s a beautiful young girl, and let’s wish her the best……shape up people.
choux choux | January 4, 2010 at 9:08 am
She has saggy bits and flabby bits, and skinny bits and spotty bits, and flabby bits and pouchy bits, and freckledy, speckledy unattractive bits. Poor Lindsay!
joho777 | January 4, 2010 at 9:11 am
I see that Ali already is wearing that discontented pout that all Lohan women display.
And it must really hurt her little girl titties to jack them up like that so they kinda look like real tits. How desperate!
Why doesn’t Ali wear a ‘Miracle Bra?” They’re specifically made for women (and immature girls!) that have no breast tissue at all.
Jean | January 4, 2010 at 9:15 am
again, why are you so negative, don’t you have a life????
tatoogirl | January 4, 2010 at 9:28 am
OKAY EVERY PLEASE LOOK AT PICTURE 10 ( Both Ali and Lindsay walking together ) I BELIVE THAT ALI HAS A WRITST TATTOO OF A STAR!
Tatoogirl | January 4, 2010 at 9:31 am
OKAY EVERY ONE PLEASE LOOK AT PICTURE TEN. I BELIVE ALI LOAHN HAS A WRIST TATOO……… I can’t be positive, help?