Lindsay Lohan’s boyfriend is hot

May 9th, 2006 // 147 Comments
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I’m 90% sure the clown in the hat isn’t Lindsay Lohan’s boyfriend, but when an anonymous source makes wild allegations backed up by absolutely no facts whatsoever who am I to question? Honestly though, I’m not even sure the guy is a guy, or even Lohan’s friend for that matter. He’s dressed like a homeless man and his shoes look like they belong to Forrest Gump. Buy, hey, maybe he is Lindsay Lohan’s boyfriend. She went out with Fez, so an effeminate looking homeless boy shouldn’t be that much more surprising.

UPDATE: Mother of God, that really is Lindsay Lohan’s boyfriend and he’s actually a model. His name is James Burke and he was most recently linked with Kate Moss. Apparently cocaine causes blindness now.

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  1. miss_paris

    LMFAO@37

  2. redsonja1313

    3300 Chloe bag
    1100 Savorski Crystal Razor phone
    550000 Mercedes Benz with driver

    looking like a crack whore who just took it up the ass from a transgender homeless boy….. PRICELESS

  3. playahater101

    I think Lindsay likes taking her friend’s sloppy seconds. Wasn’t she just rumored to be sleeping with Paris’ ex? She’s another walking disease.

  4. Iambananas

    He’s ugly and so is she… Tom Rocks!

  5. 86

    Don’t they know that nobody walks in LA?

  6. Too tired to comment. Here is another link (yea, I know….no one cares)

    http://socialitelife.com/2006/01/05/kate_moss_mother_loves_jamie_burke.php

  7. Iambananas

    Stupid girl, stupid girls, stupid girls
    Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
    Porno Paparazzi girl, I don’t wanna be a stupid girl

    Go to Fred Segal, you’ll find them there
    Laughing loud so all the little people stare
    Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne
    (Drop a name)
    What happened to the dreams of a girl president
    She’s dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
    They travel in packs of two or three
    With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees
    Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
    Oh where, oh where could they be?

    Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
    Porno Paparazzi girl, I don’t wanna be a stupid girl
    Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
    Push up my bra like that, I don’t wanna be a stupid girl

    (Break it down now)
    Disease’s growing, it’s epidemic
    I’m scared that there ain’t a cure
    The world believes it and I’m going crazy
    I cannot take any more
    I’m so glad that I’ll never fit in
    That will never be me
    Outcasts and girls with ambition
    That’s what I wanna see
    Disasters all around
    World despaired
    Their only concern
    Will they **** up my hair

    Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
    Porno Paparazzi girl, I don’t wanna be a stupid girl
    Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
    Push up my bra like that, I don’t wanna be a stupid girl

    [Interlude]
    Oh my god you guys, I totally had more than 300 calories
    That was so not sexy, no
    Good one, can I borrow that?
    [Vomits]
    I WILL BE SKINNY

    (Do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya thing)
    (I like this, like this, like this)
    Pretty will you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
    Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
    Pretty would you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
    Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!

    Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
    Push up my bra like that, stupid girl!

    Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
    Porno Paparazzi girl, I don’t wanna be a stupid girl
    Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
    Push up my bra like that, I don’t wanna be a stupid girl

  8. Iambananas

    What happened to the dreams of a girl president
    She’s dancing in the video next to 50 Cent

  9. 86

    HEE-hee! Lindsay I’m gonna moonwalk on over to the starbucks and do a line, wanna come? We can talk about that album we’re collaborating on. Then there’s a schoolyard I want to swing by on the way home. Chumon-ah!

  10. anja

    Do they have like a competition, who finds the worst outfit in a garbage bin?

  11. pinky_nip

    My day is complete. Lameass posted that fucking stupid-ass song again. Will you quit wasting everyone’s space, you dumb bitch?

  12. Feed_Me_Chocolate

    Just ignore she/he, pinky. It gets satisfaction from getting hate posts, since she/he admitted that she/he loves the attention it gets her/him.

  13. Feed_Me_Chocolate

    Wow, that was hard.

  14. liya

    Lambananas you fuckin retard!! dont you have homework or something, i mean, geez your listening to a song my nine year old cousin rejected.

  15. Jacq

    #57 – We’re back to that? You’re fucking original.

    #55 – It’s fine if they stand in the street Lindsay’s not driving, so they should be safe.

  16. krisdylee

    All I know is I’d love to hoist Jack Sparrow’s Jolly Roger….. maybe he’ll spank my bottom to teach me a lesson, as I’m a bad little wench, I am…

  17. memichelle77

    First of all, Linz, your colostomy bag is hanging out in picture 4. Also, my friends and i used to dress alike and go places, but we were like 10!! And you know something, I think we were wearing those same lacy leggings!

  18. 86

    Tom Cruise Loves The Cock. There, I said it.

  19. SuperG

    #7 and #18…My thoughts exactly!

  20. Feed_Me_Chocolate

    #66
    And take you down to Davey Jones’ locker and give you a little “how’s your father”?

  21. Conductor71

    #57

    Yeah thanks for that.

    What you and the idiot who sings it have failed to realise is that nothing actually separates Pink from the dumbasses that shes slagging off – in fact, she’s even more stupid than them for being deluded enough to think shes any better.

  22. suzy

    is that chelsea clinton?

  23. Feed_Me_Chocolate

    #71
    I love the British and their funny words and different spellings.
    What IS slagging off?

  24. Tracie

    At least both of these crazy kids are hooking up with folks their own age for now. This bloke is 20, as opposed to Bruce Willis, and Lindsay is 19, right?
    This Jamie boy ain’t half-bad, here’s a small photo: (He’s on the left.)
    http://is.blick.ch/img/gen/D/u/HBDu8QeN_Pxgen_r_180xA.jpg
    I imaging taking the two of them and hosing them down with some powerful cleansers may make them actually a somewhat attractive couple. Of course, nothing can cure the Herpes, though…

    And for #73:
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=slag&page=2

  25. snark

    it looks like two meth-addicted truck stop hookers and their pimp.

  26. newbondsux

    stop it…Pink’s not like the other celebrities…she’s not driven by fame, money, etc. she’s cerebral.

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

  27. The sad part is that those are probably custom Nikes that cost $700.

    Nice hat, though.

  28. zooza

    this guy lindsay coke-an is with looks like a cross between mj and elijah wood.. sexy!!

  29. Becca

    Are leggings coming back as the new trend? God I hope not.

  30. newbondsux

    take a close look at the faces in Pic one. Which one is Linz? they look identical…

  31. bellagirl

    What’s up with the crossed arms? He’s just not that into her

  32. Fisher55

    is that wanda sykes riding the bike?

  33. dominocat

    what the shitting shittery is she wearing? Skanky ho…

  34. Fisher55

    81, yeah because perhaps he prefers the land-cock

  35. Conductor71

    #73

    Here you go: http://www.wordwebonline.com/en/SLAGOFF

    I would have explained myself but I’m having a “wank” – oh hold on,

    http://www.wordwebonline.com/search.pl?w=wank

    I love Americans, but please keep Paris Hilton to yourselves in future – our little island is in danger of being swallowed by her gargantuan sweaty vagina

  36. Rylie

    Was this bitch even born in the 80′s? Bringing back old fashion trends is not cool. Ever.

  37. spatz

    #85: for every paris hilton we give you, you give us back one pete doherty. its an even exchange, no?

  38. Feed_Me_Chocolate

    @85
    XOXOXO

    & Ew, I didn’t have to know that.

  39. Conductor71

    Iambananas has her own personal message to us all: http://www.themailout.co.uk/images/potwfull.jpg

  40. Conductor71

    #87

    Fair point – but you could at least find a use for him if you ever run out of scarecrows

  41. Feed_Me_Chocolate

    Oh my gosh, Conductor! I’m at work and I thought that looked like a safe link to click! I’m ralphing all over myself!

  42. Fisher55

    89, thanks for bringing my lunch back up.

  43. hahaha, #89. That was so absurd I had to laugh.

    Anyways. I permit hate on this guy, since he’s definitely the worst dressed person ever to wear so nice shades.

  44. CruisingForCock

    I’m bored with Lindsay – Let’s comment on this.

    JOHANNESBURG, South Africa (Reuters) — South Africa’s former Deputy President Jacob Zuma apologized on Tuesday for having unprotected sex with an HIV-positive woman and said he was resuming his duties at the ruling ANC party after his acquittal on rape charges.

  45. Conductor71

    #93

    Yeah, he is actually Lohan’s brother – her mum had a one night stand with Run DMC

  46. @89 – Oh my God..that was HILARIOUS.

  47. CruisingForCock

    Or this…

    http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe/05/09/cannibal.trial/index.html

    He didn’t want to kill him – he wanted to eat him.

  48. Sodomy_is_for_Girls

    @89.
    By all that is holy: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!
    That is the funniest thing I have seen in ages. I love that it loads from top to bottom, so it just keeps getting worse.
    Thank you, and I was almost cured, too…

  49. booface

    This is too hilarious. These ridiculously wealthy kids look so homeless they can’t get a cab to stop for them.

  50. Feed_Me_Chocolate

    @97
    That is the most disgusting thing I’ve read in a long time. WTF is up with people? You know, I’ve noticed that whenever someone does something evil, stupid, or disgusting, it’s usually in either of 3 places–Florida, Texas, or Germany.

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