Lindsay Lohan’s boyfriend is hot


I’m 90% sure the clown in the hat isn’t Lindsay Lohan’s boyfriend, but when an anonymous source makes wild allegations backed up by absolutely no facts whatsoever who am I to question? Honestly though, I’m not even sure the guy is a guy, or even Lohan’s friend for that matter. He’s dressed like a homeless man and his shoes look like they belong to Forrest Gump. Buy, hey, maybe he is Lindsay Lohan’s boyfriend. She went out with Fez, so an effeminate looking homeless boy shouldn’t be that much more surprising.

UPDATE: Mother of God, that really is Lindsay Lohan’s boyfriend and he’s actually a model. His name is James Burke and he was most recently linked with Kate Moss. Apparently cocaine causes blindness now.