Lindsay Lohan was apparently paid $70,000 for her swimsuit birthday party at the Wet Republic which guests report was a blatant cash grab for the broke actress. Page Six reports:
At the event, which served as a promotion for her Sevyn Nine self-tanning mist, Lohan changed bathing suits five times before throwing on club gear and dancing to Michael Jackson songs for the rest of the night.
But friends of Lohan say the event was less of a celebration and more of an urgent attempt to pull in some cash. “None of her really close friends were there,” said our insider, who noted that ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson was also missing from the festivities. “The only person who was even known was Brittny Gastineau.”
Ha ha, their source thought Lindsay has friends. That’s rich. But, seriously, who the hell decided it’d be a good idea to pay Lindsay Lohan $70,000 for an appearance? Even if she promised to wear ten bikinis and OD naked in the pool, there’s no way I would’ve paid a dollar over twenty bucks. And, okay, maybe a can of Red Bull. I’m an old softie.
Taz | July 1, 2009 at 10:58 am
i would still pump the shit out of her
One L | July 1, 2009 at 11:08 am
Well duh… Of course she had to have money. She isn’t getting it from Sam anymore. She had to get it somewhere.
mikeock | July 1, 2009 at 11:13 am
So sad. I bet they find her dead skinny ass in a heap, stuck to a pile of her own vomit some day.
KB | July 1, 2009 at 11:23 am
$70,000? More like $700.
And who in their right mind would even attend a shit-fest like this with Lindsay Lohan as the guest host/skank?
p0nk | July 1, 2009 at 11:27 am
$70,000 will buy enough blow and Red Bull to last her a week.
Giggles | July 1, 2009 at 11:29 am
I thought she was one of those who died last week.
veggi | July 1, 2009 at 11:35 am
p0nk!!
Well, I bet she’s fun to hang out with though….. probably wakes up under the fitted sheets with her legs through the sleeves of her sweater..
coke is one helluva drug..
Moto Rola | July 1, 2009 at 11:40 am
I’d count the freckles on her thighs any day.
Do FreeBird | July 1, 2009 at 12:00 pm
#8, just a little suggestion:
The dry marks are probably freckles, the ones seeping a clear fluid are probably some kind of venerial pustuals.
Happy hunting
justifiable | July 1, 2009 at 12:02 pm
Hell, I’d write her a check for $700 right now if she’d burn those fugly-ass shoes.
mikeock | July 1, 2009 at 12:04 pm
I wonder if her cooter lips have freckles on them?
titsonsnack | July 1, 2009 at 12:15 pm
I still think she looks like Malcolm in the Middle, in drag.
Emily | July 1, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Hey, isn’t that miley Cyrus next to her leg?!!?
sam | July 1, 2009 at 12:21 pm
The shoes are hideous, they make her toes look really creepy, and they are just wrong for a pool party. The toenail polish sucks. She’s got that sleepy-eyed look that says “I’m sooo wasted.” The swimsuits might have looked good on her a few years ago, but now she is built like a pre-teen boy. If she is going to promote self-tanner she should learn how to apply it evenly.
And stop with the f-ing peace sign already!
Billy Mights | July 1, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Is her taning mist spelled “Sevyn” because she thinks it’s cool, or is it because she can’t spell “Seven?”
anon | July 1, 2009 at 12:40 pm
her shoes look like they’re made out of electrical tape
Pewps | July 1, 2009 at 12:48 pm
@13 I was thinking that too
Bri | July 1, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Definitely Miley
Tom K | July 1, 2009 at 1:02 pm
What was she spending her money on?!!!! I know, I know drugs and red bull but can you really blow through about 7 million on drugs and red bull?
Mal Gusto | July 1, 2009 at 1:05 pm
HAHAHAHA! Brittny Gastineau counts as a celebrity siting at this event. What the fuck has she ever done (aside from being born to Mark Gastineau) to deserve any attention?
Rancid | July 1, 2009 at 1:11 pm
#11:
There is SOME sort of spotting down there – I promise you that.
Toolboy | July 1, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Lindsay Lohan’s birthday party was a cash grab…more like a Gash Crab!! Oh stop it!!
I’m telling you now, this bitch is one bad financial decision away from playing connect the dots with porn producer sperm.
Hefe | July 1, 2009 at 1:58 pm
I was there last week & the signs they had of her in the casino, promoting this, made her look about 50x as hot.
The MGM’s pool rocks though. Love that place.
Champ | July 1, 2009 at 2:00 pm
What a scabby whore. Yuck. Mix in a cheeseburger with your Blow every few days, would ya?
Telly | July 1, 2009 at 2:20 pm
@11 – let’s ask one of the hundreds of guys this little Ginger whore has fucked (or any of the bulldyke carpet munchers she’s eaten out)
This bitch probably has freckles on her eyeballs & toenails she’s so nasty.
I’d be willing to throw a spite-fuck in her though. Because I’m a charitable guy.
RichPort's Ghost | July 1, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Four words:
Just
Do
Porn
Already
Bernardo | July 1, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Where the money it is coming from to expend $70000 for a party?. She does not work anymore.
Initial_G | July 1, 2009 at 3:18 pm
This is the reason why the US economy sucks at the moment. Its not because people aren’t spending money; it’s because CEOs are making one stupid decision after another.
Seventy-thousand for Lohan to change into bikinis and take papparazi pics? She does that shit at every party for alcohol and blow.
With the $69,950 savings, Sevyn-Nine could have paid for some real advertising that works. Instead, they are stuck with a PALE as a freaking corpse (apparently her own product doesn’t work for her) crackwhore tossing up vagina symbols with her fingers.
Jenna | July 1, 2009 at 3:19 pm
I thought that girl looked like Miley too!
LPB | July 1, 2009 at 3:26 pm
Justifiable, I think it was $600 base, and then they said, $700 if she would put on the retardo shoes. Guess what happened next?
A town | July 1, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Anyone from Vegas can tell you that these celebrity “parties” are nothing new. Every club in Vegas has a celebrity “celebrating” something every weekend night. The going rate for one of these is 50-70k. The sad part is the clubs make so much that the cost they pay to the celebrity is insignificant.
netstarman | July 1, 2009 at 5:13 pm
Did they at least hose out the area where she was at , I would think with her around she stink up one of the cabana huts with her nasty clothes and her unwashed undies. It looks like she would leave a odor that would linger around till someone throws up in there Mojito drink.
AMO | July 1, 2009 at 5:18 pm
WOW, where do I begin? Who wears shoes like that to the pool? Her spray tan line must suck b/c her tan is far from natural; which is what you want in a spray tan or any tan for that matter. Her face? Bitch looks wore the f—k out; like she’s been dancing to MJ’s music for a week non stop. Of course ho’s hound Brittny Gastineau was there. She’s just as money hungry as her mother; just prettier.
your Bedazzler (TM) | July 1, 2009 at 5:39 pm
#12
Good God, you’re right-
Bwhaahaahahahahahahah !
(But he has those F’in little elf ears…)
your Bedazzler (TM) | July 1, 2009 at 5:43 pm
I think that in one episode of “The Munsters”, Herman Munster goes to a ‘hippie’ party- and he wears those exact shoes!
GaGa | July 1, 2009 at 7:15 pm
They should have saved their money. I wouldn’t pay her $70, let alone $70000 to sit around and do nothing. I think everyone should just boycott her so she will just go away, and by everyone I mean nightclubs, designers, magazines, television, the movie industry, etc. EVERYONE!
Crappola | July 1, 2009 at 7:54 pm
Shit… I’d like $70,000 for MY birthday bash. Happy Birthday to me.
All I get for my birthday is stupid criticism from a tacky, yet low-brow comedic website called The Superficial. *sigh* The perks….
BritneyLicker | July 1, 2009 at 8:41 pm
FIrst off, wouldn’t all of you want to be paid 70K for your own birthday? i mean, the pricks who chase her around with cameras do it to be paid so way is it wrong for her to? On another note, i reeeeally want to fill her vagina with sperm. MAN she turns me on
RaraAvis | July 1, 2009 at 11:25 pm
Where does the $70K come from? Are you serious? This is a casino we’re talking about. It comes from you and me, brother.
Oh, and she throws in a blow job for the PR guy at MGM. That adds value, huh.
captain america | July 2, 2009 at 1:38 am
a party!!
SHE BECAME A MENTALLY TWO YEAR OLD GIRL, folks!!
BritneyLicker | July 2, 2009 at 8:36 am
hey RaraAvis, she can keep my portion if she lets me bang her
joejoe | July 2, 2009 at 8:51 am
It’s called Sevyn ‘cuz it has Sevin in it, y’know, the insecticide?…probably to keep her crotch crickets in check…and for the love of the Almighty, will you Hollywood douche nozzle receptacles stop flashing the “peace” sign and blowing kisses to the camera?!?!!?!
Rhialto | July 2, 2009 at 9:07 am
Getting good cash and free drinks.This is the kinda parties she likes.
Galtacticus | July 2, 2009 at 9:18 am
I guess candies and a barbiedoll didn’t reach?
mmrbrrown | July 2, 2009 at 9:47 am
same here taz lol!
cocaine | July 2, 2009 at 11:46 am
and I thought my life was depressing.
oooh | July 2, 2009 at 7:21 pm
Doesn’t. Look. High. At. All. Ever.
mrmr | July 6, 2009 at 2:46 am
she looks so worn. like old shoes… or a crack whore.
martina | July 8, 2009 at 10:14 pm
She should just take to wearing a shower curtain full-time.
She really is Tara Reid in-training, but without the implants.
nintendo ds zubehör | November 7, 2009 at 10:36 pm
I think people are kind of hard on her. She is being a 20 year old. Who here is innocent of not going out and partying every weekend when they were 20? Difference is no one had the cameras following them everywhere they went!