Lindsay Lohan went for a dip while partying in Cannes over the weekend. Is anyone else terribly disappointed by these pics as I am? I mean, you’d figure Lindsay Lohan in a bikini would look jugs-rific but not so much. So basically, Lindsay Lohan naked = meh. Lindsay Lohan in a bikini = meh meh. But Lindsay Lohan rocking the push-up bra = WOO-HOO!!! Remind me to send her a gift card to Victoria’s Secret. And some super glue.
EDIT: Speculation is high that this isn’t Lindsay Lohan, so I added some more shots. Personally, I’m having my doubts. No boobies, no freckles but the face and body look like her. Also the shots were taken in Eden Roc where Lindsay is staying. This will be one of the greatest debates of our time – until later when I post some wicked ass Kim Kardashian pics. Bam! I just popped you with a teaser. You should really wear a cup when visiting this site.
asdf | May 27, 2008 at 12:23 pm
frist?
Erin | May 27, 2008 at 12:24 pm
That’s not lindsay…
David Aames | May 27, 2008 at 12:26 pm
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO… all my fantasies, ruined :’ (
mimi | May 27, 2008 at 12:27 pm
FISH-GUTZ U SUK!
Erin | May 27, 2008 at 12:28 pm
seriously, those pics have been on ohnotheydidnt several times now and every time the consensus is that there is no way that is lindsay lohan. the face and boobs are not right, as well as her body is not that shape.
yawn | May 27, 2008 at 12:28 pm
yeah that isn’t her.
Stroke King | May 27, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Not a bad pic of her, to be honest.
Darlene | May 27, 2008 at 12:38 pm
That’s not her.
Mel | May 27, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Looks like Gwenyth Paltrow
Stantz | May 27, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Indeed, the lack of boobage and freckle-coverage leads me to deduce this ain’t lindsay, and i’m heartily calling anyone that says it is a nitwit
veggi | May 27, 2008 at 12:52 pm
I ain’t no nitwit none not me nope.. in other words, ooopsies fish….. that ain’t her..
MoTT | May 27, 2008 at 12:53 pm
well i just went to google to make sure this was not her and well it is not because her face is longer then this chicks and her tits are alot bigger and what ever other thing was different couldnt really pay attention cause well yeah boobs
wtf | May 27, 2008 at 12:54 pm
she’s a great look-a-like
Auntie Kryst | May 27, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Nope, it’s not her. This chick isn’t mugging hard enough for the camera, and she isn’t sporting a white powder moustache..
i know | May 27, 2008 at 1:04 pm
it isn’t her. really
surrounded by idiots | May 27, 2008 at 1:10 pm
FAKE!!!!
SoClever | May 27, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Wow #14 we love when you try to be funny….. You are trying to hard now
Christopher | May 27, 2008 at 1:14 pm
It doesn’t even look a little bit like teh Lohan… you should just delete this entire entry and hang your head in shame. =1
veggi | May 27, 2008 at 1:14 pm
17- It’s too, not to..
ass..
SoClever | May 27, 2008 at 1:16 pm
#19
Even better….. her lesbian lover speaks up to defend her and point out a simple mistake…
mollymuffin | May 27, 2008 at 1:16 pm
If she doesn’t have a water bottle full of vodka in her hand it’s clearly not the real Lindsay Lohan.
auntcappy | May 27, 2008 at 1:34 pm
You can tell it’s not her by the very last photo where this girl has her mouth open… there’s no dick in it… HAHA
No seriously, this chick has some pointy eyeteeth, which lindz does not… check out pics of her laughing on google, you’ll see…
very close though
Auntie Kryst | May 27, 2008 at 1:36 pm
@20 FYI twat, I’m male.. Trying to hard though? True, but it still beats working.
Miserable Bastard | May 27, 2008 at 1:37 pm
This is a rare public sighting of Lindsay’s flat-chested, freckle-less, sober, chaste alter ego. It can write coherently and wouldn’t dream of leaving the house without underwear. It also has never been to rehab, has a clean driver’s license and its name is something that doesn’t rhyme with Blohan or Hohan.
Lexi | May 27, 2008 at 1:38 pm
No tattoo on inner wrist
Alex | May 27, 2008 at 1:39 pm
Ashton, you blowhard!
drewb | May 27, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Yeah that’s not her. The “breathe” tattoo isn’t on her inner wrist. And her teeth don’t look like that.
Janey | May 27, 2008 at 1:53 pm
There’s no hideous swath of freckles on her either…. Not her…
Janey | May 27, 2008 at 1:53 pm
There’s no hideous swath of freckles on her either…. Not her…
Nathan | May 27, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Way too cute to be Lindsay…
ph7 | May 27, 2008 at 1:57 pm
This plain jane makes me respect Lindsay’s cleavage and booty even more.
T | May 27, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Did anyone else notice in the last picture, where you can see the pointy teeth…that it looks like that girl is missing half of her pinkie finger?!?
T | May 27, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Did anyone else notice in the last picture, where you can see the pointy teeth…that it looks like that girl is missing half of her pinkie finger?!?
T | May 27, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Did anyone else notice in the last picture, where you can see the pointy teeth…that it looks like that girl is missing half of her pinkie finger?!?
D | May 27, 2008 at 2:06 pm
No freckles… so how am I supposed to play connect the dots when I spray her with my hot-man-chowder? I mean really, that was the only appeal to banging Lilo.
amanda | May 27, 2008 at 2:08 pm
this is not linday lohan!
Butwhole | May 27, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Being a Lindsey Lohan impersonator is one step above being the stunt butthole on Anal Adventures 36.
PunkA | May 27, 2008 at 2:19 pm
This chick has a worse body than my 33 year old wife who has had 3 kids. Seriously. My lover has way better abs. At 8 months prego. She ought to go shoot herself before wearing another bikini as a famous person.
Veroonica | May 27, 2008 at 2:20 pm
It can’t be Lindsye. Samantha Ronson isn’t there with her fist up Lind’s twat. Churnin’ butter : )
Blah | May 27, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Where’s the engagement ring? It’s not Lindsay.
NY Ted | May 27, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Holy Blind Mice Fish! If you think that “looks” like LiLo…then either you have been steady on the “crack” pipe for 3 days now…Or you’ve gone fucking blind from pulling on your weiner-schnizel since child-hood!
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | May 27, 2008 at 2:45 pm
She now officially has no reason to live. Well unless there’s an opening at the “Girl Loves Donkey” peso peep show in Tiajuana.
Of Course Not | May 27, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Anyone whose skin does not look like she is in her forties cannot be Lindsay.
B | May 27, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Lindsay has huge legs… this is definatley not her. Prob a body double.
ali | May 27, 2008 at 3:43 pm
thats not lindsay! that’s not her face! and she is skinnier!
Danklin24 | May 27, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Its not Lindsay, This chicks body (minus the titties) is better than Lindsay’s freckle covered mess.
D-lish | May 27, 2008 at 4:15 pm
This girl is way cuter than Lindsay Lohan, better figure too!!
WildwolfWoman | May 27, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Pretty damn close, but you can’t argue with the missing ink and fangs.
Smivey | May 27, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Looks like Melissa Joan Hart.
Flavio | May 27, 2008 at 4:59 pm
oh that’s her all right. the reason some shots don’t show much boob is just the kind of top she’s wearing. it has no upward thrust to it, and she has large, heavy breasts. if it had shoulder straps, you would see mad cleavage, but since they aren’t being pulled up, they are more hanging down and to the sides. if you grabbed one of those cups, you would feel plenty of boob, tits that big are often kind of amorphous in those bandeau tops. they’re a bad choice for busty girlz.