Lindsay Lohan went for a dip while partying in Cannes over the weekend. Is anyone else terribly disappointed by these pics as I am? I mean, you’d figure Lindsay Lohan in a bikini would look jugs-rific but not so much. So basically, Lindsay Lohan naked = meh. Lindsay Lohan in a bikini = meh meh. But Lindsay Lohan rocking the push-up bra = WOO-HOO!!! Remind me to send her a gift card to Victoria’s Secret. And some super glue.
EDIT: Speculation is high that this isn’t Lindsay Lohan, so I added some more shots. Personally, I’m having my doubts. No boobies, no freckles but the face and body look like her. Also the shots were taken in Eden Roc where Lindsay is staying. This will be one of the greatest debates of our time – until later when I post some wicked ass Kim Kardashian pics. Bam! I just popped you with a teaser. You should really wear a cup when visiting this site.
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That’s not lindsay…
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO… all my fantasies, ruined :’ (
FISH-GUTZ U SUK!
seriously, those pics have been on ohnotheydidnt several times now and every time the consensus is that there is no way that is lindsay lohan. the face and boobs are not right, as well as her body is not that shape.
yeah that isn’t her.
Not a bad pic of her, to be honest.
That’s not her.
Looks like Gwenyth Paltrow
Indeed, the lack of boobage and freckle-coverage leads me to deduce this ain’t lindsay, and i’m heartily calling anyone that says it is a nitwit
I ain’t no nitwit none not me nope.. in other words, ooopsies fish….. that ain’t her..
well i just went to google to make sure this was not her and well it is not because her face is longer then this chicks and her tits are alot bigger and what ever other thing was different couldnt really pay attention cause well yeah boobs
she’s a great look-a-like
Nope, it’s not her. This chick isn’t mugging hard enough for the camera, and she isn’t sporting a white powder moustache..
it isn’t her. really
FAKE!!!!
Wow #14 we love when you try to be funny….. You are trying to hard now
It doesn’t even look a little bit like teh Lohan… you should just delete this entire entry and hang your head in shame. =1
17- It’s too, not to..
ass..
#19
Even better….. her lesbian lover speaks up to defend her and point out a simple mistake…
If she doesn’t have a water bottle full of vodka in her hand it’s clearly not the real Lindsay Lohan.
You can tell it’s not her by the very last photo where this girl has her mouth open… there’s no dick in it… HAHA
No seriously, this chick has some pointy eyeteeth, which lindz does not… check out pics of her laughing on google, you’ll see…
very close though
@20 FYI twat, I’m male.. Trying to hard though? True, but it still beats working.
This is a rare public sighting of Lindsay’s flat-chested, freckle-less, sober, chaste alter ego. It can write coherently and wouldn’t dream of leaving the house without underwear. It also has never been to rehab, has a clean driver’s license and its name is something that doesn’t rhyme with Blohan or Hohan.
No tattoo on inner wrist
Ashton, you blowhard!
Yeah that’s not her. The “breathe” tattoo isn’t on her inner wrist. And her teeth don’t look like that.
There’s no hideous swath of freckles on her either…. Not her…
There’s no hideous swath of freckles on her either…. Not her…
Way too cute to be Lindsay…
This plain jane makes me respect Lindsay’s cleavage and booty even more.
Did anyone else notice in the last picture, where you can see the pointy teeth…that it looks like that girl is missing half of her pinkie finger?!?
Did anyone else notice in the last picture, where you can see the pointy teeth…that it looks like that girl is missing half of her pinkie finger?!?
Did anyone else notice in the last picture, where you can see the pointy teeth…that it looks like that girl is missing half of her pinkie finger?!?
No freckles… so how am I supposed to play connect the dots when I spray her with my hot-man-chowder? I mean really, that was the only appeal to banging Lilo.
this is not linday lohan!
Being a Lindsey Lohan impersonator is one step above being the stunt butthole on Anal Adventures 36.
This chick has a worse body than my 33 year old wife who has had 3 kids. Seriously. My lover has way better abs. At 8 months prego. She ought to go shoot herself before wearing another bikini as a famous person.
It can’t be Lindsye. Samantha Ronson isn’t there with her fist up Lind’s twat. Churnin’ butter : )
Where’s the engagement ring? It’s not Lindsay.
Holy Blind Mice Fish! If you think that “looks” like LiLo…then either you have been steady on the “crack” pipe for 3 days now…Or you’ve gone fucking blind from pulling on your weiner-schnizel since child-hood!
She now officially has no reason to live. Well unless there’s an opening at the “Girl Loves Donkey” peso peep show in Tiajuana.
Anyone whose skin does not look like she is in her forties cannot be Lindsay.
Lindsay has huge legs… this is definatley not her. Prob a body double.
thats not lindsay! that’s not her face! and she is skinnier!
Its not Lindsay, This chicks body (minus the titties) is better than Lindsay’s freckle covered mess.
This girl is way cuter than Lindsay Lohan, better figure too!!
Pretty damn close, but you can’t argue with the missing ink and fangs.
Looks like Melissa Joan Hart.
oh that’s her all right. the reason some shots don’t show much boob is just the kind of top she’s wearing. it has no upward thrust to it, and she has large, heavy breasts. if it had shoulder straps, you would see mad cleavage, but since they aren’t being pulled up, they are more hanging down and to the sides. if you grabbed one of those cups, you would feel plenty of boob, tits that big are often kind of amorphous in those bandeau tops. they’re a bad choice for busty girlz.