Lindsay Lohan’s baby bump? How in the…

May 12th, 2009 // 57 Comments

Here’s Lindsay Lohan arriving at LAX, and despite the rumors, there’s no way in hell I’m looking at a baby bump. There are 90-year-old women out there more fertile than Lindsay. Obviously, a flight attendant made her eat a sandwich on the flight. Or she swallowed a capibara at baggage claim. Either one.

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Comments (57)

  1. LT | May 12, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    FIRST

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  2. K | May 12, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    was bound to happen.

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  3. Amy | May 12, 2009 at 4:13 pm

    She’s such a Diva!

    ** Click on my name**
    Huge sales at finding you deals,com , get ready for the summer and save huge online!

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  4. Janey | May 12, 2009 at 4:13 pm

    That’s just jizz bloat.

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  5. PlushBarbieTits | May 12, 2009 at 4:18 pm

    uh wasn’t jamie lynn spears supposed to be popping out her 2nd kid by now? people are stupid. lies!!

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  6. michelle | May 12, 2009 at 4:19 pm

    i agree with Janey… it is a jizz bloat.
    or… a weird angle.

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  7. Darth | May 12, 2009 at 4:22 pm

    I don’t know where that middle finger of her just has been.But i’ve my suspicions.

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  8. FIZ | May 12, 2009 at 4:22 pm

    The middle finger is so classy. But what’s up with the bandaged hands? Too much fisting?

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  9. Mandy | May 12, 2009 at 4:26 pm

    She’s not pregnant, she’s just… really fucking misshapen. That’s what you get when you live off of Red Bull & coke. Can’t this bitch just please move along?

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  10. Randal | May 12, 2009 at 4:27 pm

    Lindsay has always had an air of sexy chic around her and even more so now. You glow like an angel Lindsay and that’s because you’ve been blessed by one!

    Congratulations.

    Randal

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  11. belle | May 12, 2009 at 4:36 pm

    she’s got a distended belly because she never eats. There is no way she’s that skinny and having periods.

    She needs to sort her life out. Or else her parents need to fucking help her. What a sorry mess.

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  12. miggs | May 12, 2009 at 4:46 pm

    The bloating is from an infection caused by a wristwatch Samantha lost up there.

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  13. Anonymous | May 12, 2009 at 4:51 pm

    Can someone please dickslap Randal?

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  14. Norco | May 12, 2009 at 4:54 pm

    I’m not here for Lindsay, who is getting boring, but for the subliminal advertising of the “chickdowntown” ad.

    Scroll down the page so the top part of the ad is covered, making the cut-off point right under the girl’s eye, and you’ll see what I mean.

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  15. Eva | May 12, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    *Mwah* :-*
    Love you, Randal!

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  16. Norco | May 12, 2009 at 4:56 pm

    Of course you have to keep refreshing to see the ad. Right under the “previous articles.”

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  17. Dr. Phil | May 12, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    Her body is undergoing the changes caused by a homosexual lifestyle. In other words, it’s getting uglier.

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  18. Chatham | May 12, 2009 at 5:10 pm

    That’s anorexia bloat. Same as Amy Winehouse.

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  19. Sigh | May 12, 2009 at 5:12 pm

    How in the world does this girl look pregnant? This girl’s bloated look is how people normally look. She’s probably bloated because she’s so skinny that 1lb will make a huge difference. Someone feed her something!

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  20. Mike Hawk | May 12, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    Drugs

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  21. J-Dizzle | May 12, 2009 at 5:15 pm

    @10 Randal

    You should down a bottle of radiator fluid and run face fist into traffic during rush hour.

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  22. Jennyjenjen or J Cubed | May 12, 2009 at 5:18 pm

    Looks like Lindsay’s plummet to a lower tax bracket is forcing her to shop at T.J. Maxx.

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  23. miggs | May 12, 2009 at 5:19 pm

    That’s just one horrendous paint-peeling eye-watering fart waiting to be ripped. Maybe two.

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  24. loved` | May 12, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    well i love lindsay and i thiink jt lik every1 if she wantes a baby then she could have one

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  25. USMCmommy | May 12, 2009 at 5:28 pm

    I like how she is flipping the photographer off in the first three frames – Hee!!!, very tastefully done!

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  26. LinDsay Lover | May 12, 2009 at 5:36 pm

    she looks great

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  27. Famous Plastic | May 12, 2009 at 5:37 pm

    There would be no “bump” to be seen even if she was prego. Womens don’t show at 8 weeks.

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  28. Kia | May 12, 2009 at 5:37 pm

    There is no way she’d have a baby bump this early anyway…

    For someone that skinny and it’d be her first (that we know of!), you’re looking at week 20 before you’d see any recognizable bumpage.

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  29. titsonsnack | May 12, 2009 at 5:42 pm

    Her belly is bloated and distended from starving herself skinny, that’s all.
    Besides she’d have to be like, 4 months along to have a “baby bump”, pregnant bellies don’t just pop out the week after you get knocked up.

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  30. yeah | May 12, 2009 at 6:00 pm

    flippin’ off the paps…ever so classy…especially when you court them, Lilo…

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  31. Ananana | May 12, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    what’s that scar on her lower belly?

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  32. Rich | May 12, 2009 at 6:41 pm

    See, told you so. Sam Ronson is a male

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  33. SoTe | May 12, 2009 at 6:57 pm

    #11 is right! I was going to say that but belle said it first.

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  34. K to the D | May 12, 2009 at 7:20 pm

    Irregardless of why she looks prego Lindsey knows that people are talking about this and so she is purposefully playing it up to get more attention. What a coincidence that she happens to be wearing a belly shirt after these rumors come out! And seriously Lindsey eat a damn cookie. You look terrible!

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  35. Boo | May 12, 2009 at 7:21 pm

    She has starving child in africa disease.

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  36. Guest | May 12, 2009 at 7:28 pm

    @35…you stole my comment ;)
    that’s what happens to starving children.

    and @34…..”IRREGARDLESS” IS NOT A WORD!!!!!!

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  37. Unub | May 12, 2009 at 7:35 pm

    It’s not a baby bump. It’s a dumb whore cunt.

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  38. say wha | May 12, 2009 at 8:55 pm

    Her life must be so boring.

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  39. pSue | May 12, 2009 at 9:17 pm

    Looks like a turd baby.

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  40. riz | May 12, 2009 at 9:18 pm

    i dont get it. what is the subliminal advertising of teh chickdowntown ad?

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  41. Lani | May 12, 2009 at 10:13 pm

    Baby bump? I think not. Beer belly is more like it!!

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  42. honey bee | May 12, 2009 at 11:06 pm

    Its actually called ascities and can indicate liver failure among other things. You know those alkies that are about to keel over dead from drinking and they look pregnant? Her liver is probably failing from drugs, alcohol, lack of food and anorexia. that’s probably whats going here. Nice.

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  43. Jenna | May 12, 2009 at 11:10 pm

    There’s nothing there, that’s just the line seperation w/ the muscles…Christ, has anyone ever seen Pink’s muscles there? Same thing, just less formed

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  44. janeyp | May 12, 2009 at 11:19 pm

    Clearly NOT a baby bump.

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  45. gerard vandenberg | May 13, 2009 at 12:10 am

    This is the last & desperate try to get some WORK?
    BUT, this action too, IS DESTINED TO FAIL ALSO, folks!!
    (nobody wants a cheater & liar anymore)

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  46. Susan | May 13, 2009 at 12:36 am

    The “bloated” belly is just the malnutrition kicking in..

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  47. marina | May 13, 2009 at 12:43 am

    chika own town!

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  48. jennyjenjen / J Cubed | May 13, 2009 at 1:32 am

    THANK YOU 36!!! I can’t stand when people try to use irregardless.

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  49. msmerymac | May 13, 2009 at 1:33 am

    She’s not pregnant. Plus, remember like 3 years ago when she had that abortion?

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  50. Bo | May 13, 2009 at 1:33 am

    Nothing could survive in her withered, drug infested womb.

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