Turns out Lindsay Lohan’s assistant quit hours before Lindsay was arrested, and when the assistant’s mom came to pick her up, Lindsay started chasing them in her car. The assistant’s mom freaked out and called the police, telling them that Lindsay was following them and that she was going to go to the nearest police station.
Can you imagine looking in your rear view mirror and seeing a drunk Lindsay Lohan chasing you down in her car? And she’s probably shaking her fist out the window and dozing in and out of sleep. That has to be one of the scariest sights imaginable. I’d rather see Godzilla in my rear view mirror. Or a missile.
gee, who wouldn’t want to work for her? i’m baffled.
LMAO… it’s like Carmageddon come to life… and Lindsay’s the bald* driver mowing down pedestrians.
*Think fire crotch.
Wow she dresses tranny.
i think it is safe to say that when she starts looking gaunt and amused, she’s off the wagon again. may i please have her purse.
A ring on the wedding finger? I didn’t know her lesbo gf proposed so soon. And what the shit?? Sunglasses at night?
I just want to know how Lindsay Lohan was #1 on Maxim’s Hot 100 this year.
Does that mean she’s hiring a new assistant???!!
I would LOVE that job!
Her assistant needed her mom to pick her up? Why is Lindsays assistant a 14 year old girl?
I’m guessing the assistant quit after unsuccessfully swaying Lindsay from the drugs. It would be so infuriating to be responsible for these cunts and see them throw it all away.
SHe probably did not want her bringing more shit to the paps its called a confidentiality agreement Lindsay. Let her be bad and then work if she wants to hurt herself thats her buissness why can they leave the girls to fuck up in private and then just act cause lindsay is better than aabc family lifetime action film stars and disney stars
That assistant probably has some great secrets and she’ll be coming out with them soon! Think about it, if the drunken bag of garbage got worked up enough to jump into her car and chase them down, that assistant must have some pretty juicy stuff in her possession. Buh bye Lindsay, hello assistant!!!!!
okay first off: Why the hell does she need two assistants? um, she barely works. What? One gets the coke while the other gets the booze?
And secondly, honestly, I’m surprised her second DUI came so soon. I was betting on like the day after they let her off on her first offense…. Man, you couldn’t write a better train wreck of a life!
Why is she wearing the same shirt the cartoon character girl is wearing in the pictures right before this? Why do all these celebretards trade clothes w/ their assistants? Don’t they have enough fucking money to buy their own clothes….geeeshhh
I believe it, but honestly — there’s pictures of her going to pick up coffee/tan/eat/breathe, and there’s none of this?
I’m kind of amazed that no one else has noticed this yet, but…
The shirt Lindsay is wearing in this picture is the exact same shirt the “cartoon looking” girl walking with LL in the previous story was wearing.
Just saying… She obviously does swap clothes with whoever so you never know, there could be some validity to her “they weren’t my pants” defense.
Just something to think about other than bashing her and her self-chosen, shitty life style that everyone so loves to criticize as if they are perfect themselves. :)
She just wanted her assistant’s bear costume back; she had plugged all her dope in its cute little stiff tail.
look linsay was right …….
what kind of assistant call her mom to get her
linsaysb has lot of money and that means that soo does her assistant
and she doest have a car…
i love linsays her assistant suckes
everybody makes mistakes
it’s obvious that everyone around her is worried about Lilo’s life but they don’t want it public because Lilo is gonna kick them out of her life.
i like its