Lindsay Lohan’s assistant is the cause of all this


Turns out Lindsay Lohan’s assistant quit hours before Lindsay was arrested, and when the assistant’s mom came to pick her up, Lindsay started chasing them in her car. The assistant’s mom freaked out and called the police, telling them that Lindsay was following them and that she was going to go to the nearest police station.

Can you imagine looking in your rear view mirror and seeing a drunk Lindsay Lohan chasing you down in her car? And she’s probably shaking her fist out the window and dozing in and out of sleep. That has to be one of the scariest sights imaginable. I’d rather see Godzilla in my rear view mirror. Or a missile.