Lindsay Lohan’s ass is not art

December 7th, 2009 // 70 Comments

Lindsay Lohan poses for Muse magazine in a photoshoot designed to capture Johnny Depp and Kate Moss’ relationship. Because after those two, there’s only one person who can capture their level of international star power: Chester Cheetah Lindsay Lohan. The shoot also includes Lindsay’s dilapidated ass in a pose aptly titled “Guess who pees standing up?” At this time, The Superficial offers it’s sincerest condolences to Jason Segel who was last seen walking face first into a table saw.

Pics link to LSFW versions.

Photos: Muse
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  1. Lindsay is a beautiful lady Perhaps, but doesn’t the pixilation add some french impressionistic class to it? No?

  2. no

    do not want do not want

  3. lalalala

    This travesty of a woman have 2 options :

    DIE of a OVERDOSE already !

    Or put yourself togheter, lay off the cocaine and alcohol coz its destroying your brain, your face, your body and the whole world is laughing at your decay !!!

    I really can t understand this stupid bitch, she s rich, young, famous, why can t she get into rehab and save her ass before it s too late…?? I m sure if she clean up her act, she ll get plenty of work, and people will adore her again, like they used to do when she wasn t a trainwreck !

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  5. Johnny Cage

    I’d let her sit on my face. I would love to be that guy that they’re using as scratch paper too.

  6. I’d let her sit on my face. I would love to be that guy that they’re using as scratch paper too.

  7. I really can t understand this stupid bitch, she s rich, young, famous, why can t she get into rehab and save her ass before it s too late…?? I m sure if she clean up her act, she ll get plenty of work, and people will adore her again, like they used to do when she wasn t a trainwreck !

  8. Jrz

    Damn…I’m 40 and the junk in my trunk is packed in tighter than that. EW! Imagine what her mother’s ass must look like?

  9. Michael Lohan

    I do believe that Lindsey is destined to become another sad headline of “starlet found dead.” Much like all the others who got caught in the trainwreck called Hollywood. Unfortunately, once you’re ticket is purchased, there’s no getting off.

    Mark my words… 2010 for this one. Definitely not past mid-2011.

    Then she’ll get all of the attention she has been whoring for… R.I.P.

  10. cc

    I suppose the flames around the bottom of one pic are a sly reference to her nickname ‘firecrotch’.

    BTW, if they showed to men drawing on a women who was apparently passed Ann Simonton would be screaming bloody murder.

  11. Lauren

    Gross. I have nightmares about a creature like that trying to feast upon my internal organs while I’m sleeping.

  12. PsyKo

    how gross can she get…

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