Lindsay Lohan’s ass is not art

December 7th, 2009 // 70 Comments

Lindsay Lohan poses for Muse magazine in a photoshoot designed to capture Johnny Depp and Kate Moss’ relationship. Because after those two, there’s only one person who can capture their level of international star power: Chester Cheetah Lindsay Lohan. The shoot also includes Lindsay’s dilapidated ass in a pose aptly titled “Guess who pees standing up?” At this time, The Superficial offers it’s sincerest condolences to Jason Segel who was last seen walking face first into a table saw.

Pics link to LSFW versions.

Photos: Muse
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  1. pepprdog

    YUK!

  2. pepprdog

    YUK!

  3. mafme

    You can totally see her big, pink star! What a hussy!

  4. dogface

    YUK AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. OPS

    Can anybody tell me what happened to her right ass cheek? It seems to be missing. Someone get Sherlock Holmes on the tely ASAP.

  6. Donnie Brassballs

    I still must admit, she’s got some big titiies!

  7. Sport

    There is NOTHING remotely attractive about this disgusting train wreck. There are plenty of homely chicks with huge tits that arent this pasty and nasty.

  8. Pseudopodia

    OPS, now THATS humor.

  9. Dura

    I would gape the HELL out of that ass if I had the chance.

  10. JiggaJay

    I would totally bang her as like a slut fuck whore fuck. Butttt other than that she is WORTHLESS.

    YAYYYY FOR CRAZY SLUT WHORES

  11. WTFdude

    YUK!

  12. bewildered

    wtf is happening here? why is one ass cheek 10x bigger than the other?

  13. mateo

    *runs quickly to find pics or video of Mean Girls so he can rub them into his eyes and make the burning stop*

  14. ben

    Your all such twats

  15. ben

    your all nob heads

  16. Amber

    OMG, she only has one butt cheek!

  17. jnjoblon

    Yuck man, she’s as sexy as a heroin addict.
    She reminds me of the skanks I found myself hanging around in my drug indulgent youth.

  18. Anonymous

    My God, she is one haggard looking skank.

  19. OPS

    When I first saw Lindsay’s picture, I thought we were going to hear that she fucked Tiger. It would have been more interesting if she did.

  20. LEB

    Is she TRYING to look like a skank ho? She looks like a prostitute who’s been badly used for 10 years.

  21. Manonymous

    #10 Dura- i’m with you, i’d pink sock that pooper in a heartbeat.

  22. dub

    I don’t even care, i think she looks trashy good, and I would bang her until she could be banged no more.

  23. gotmilk?

    that’s what i’d imagine mic jagger’s asscheeks look like, and i’m probably right. kudos to lindsay for having the ass of a 100 year old man.

  24. Drew

    What does she do again? Be controversial? Christ, I had more controversy when I found a peanut in my shit this morning and I haven’t eaten a peanut in a month.

  25. StayPuftOverlord

    Does anyone have any maple syrup to go with those FlapJack Ass cheeks?

  26. StayPuftOverlord

    Does anyone have any maple syrup to go with those FlapJack Ass cheeks?

  27. StayPuftOverlord

    Does anone have any maple syrup for those flapjack ass cheeks?

  28. StayPuftOverlord

    Does anyone have any maple syrup for those flapjack ass cheeks?

  29. Courtney

    I think she looks great in these!…now if only they could get that photoshopped look in actual daylight, so she didn’t look like she’s 170. Those forehead wrinkles ….bleah.

  30. david

    Her butt looks like a dude’s butt. she’s got no butt. she’s top heavy, but from the bottom her body is like a guy’s – no curves.

  31. Matrim

    *shrugs* I like how she looks in #3 & 4

  32. frankinSloth

    Why the hell does she look like Dog the Bounty Hunter?!?!

  33. JustJess

    Gross –

    looks like the only thing missing on top of the bed are the used needles, the rubber arms bands and some bloody tissues…

  34. At least it’s not Marilyn Monroe this time.

  35. sometimes I play connect the dots when I see pics of her. this time I drew a penicillin shot.

  36. justifiable

    Lindsay, stop trying to be Edie Sedgwick. She did it better than you could hope to, and shots of her ass WERE art. Your pathetic posings are merely sad, uninteresting and ultimately, derivative. The ultimate copycat act would be for you to die of an overdose early – please do us a favor and try and take your parents with you.

  37. PAUL STARR

    OK THATS JUST SAD AND EWWWWW-DAM NASTY LITTLE EWWWW

  38. Uhhhh

    The picture captures her essence perfectly…trashy, skanky, and strung out.

  39. johnnybabs

    I hate to say this but I’m think I’m totally cool with this chick dying. I was kinda on the fence with whether or not she’d ever be hot again but sadly I think its a lost cause. so if she ended up dead i think I’d be like “eh” and move on.

  40. johnnybabs

    I hate to say this but I’m think I’m totally cool with this chick dying. I was kinda on the fence with whether or not she’d ever be hot again but sadly I think its a lost cause. so if she ended up dead i think I’d be like “eh” and move on.

  41. spicy

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. EW. EW. EWWWWWWWWWW.

  42. Debbie

    in the picture of the coverof the magazine she looks like Jack Nicholson

  43. elisabeth

    no one asked what i am wondering – what the fuck is the first part about?

    “a photoshoot designed to capture Johnny Depp and Kate Moss’ relationship”

    .. so this photoshoot is about johnny & kate’s relationship with each other – or to lindsay? or is she supposed to be playing kate? why is this relevant when johnny & kate dated over 10yrs ago??

    and also, yes, of course it goes with out saying that lindsay looks as disgusting as could be, like someone you avoid on the subway, because they’re inevitably going to cough on you, or bum change or a smoke off you, while coughing on you

  44. Black

    Is that a naked guy or girl in the post pic?

  45. steph

    omfg, can somebody please make her eat a cheeseburger? every day?? and then hide her in a closet, because i’m sick of hearing about her.

  46. ada

    Here is a great place —— Cougarmatching.com —– It’s a premiere cougar dating community for older women seeking younger men and younger men seeking cougars. Come in, post a message, a picture of yourself and check out the hot photo galleries. You will find someone you like here…

  47. Anon

    @24 – Ahahahaha… ew.

  48. Jtam

    Why does Lindsay Lohan’s face look like Carrot Top’s?

  49. kbcan

    Who in the world pays her to do this ugly crap?! She iooks beat-to-death, has no curves, and just looks unhealthy and skanky in every way.

    She needs to get away from everything, eat, go to the gym, with no partying, and just recover. Surely she must have someone in that nitwit family of hers to tell her that she needs to do a complete 180 to get her life back on track again.

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