Lindsay Lohan’s warrant not exactly warranted?
Here’s why an arrest warrant was issued. Lindsay was in an alcohol ed program for more than a year and was in full compliance with her probation. Sources say not too long ago she decided to switch programs. She either was late or missed one of the classes at the new program — she says because the paparazzi made it impossible for her to show up on schedule. So the program director sounded the alarm last week to the court. And that’s why the judge issued a warrant.
And just to show how awesome she’s doing, I included pics of Lindsay trashed outside of Jack Nicholson’s house Saturday night. Is fellating a 70-year-old actor one of the 12 Steps? If so, sorry, liver. Hope you like gin.