Lindsay Lohan’s arrest warrant seems to be the result of a misunderstanding and will be resolved quickly today, according to TMZ:
Here’s why an arrest warrant was issued. Lindsay was in an alcohol ed program for more than a year and was in full compliance with her probation. Sources say not too long ago she decided to switch programs. She either was late or missed one of the classes at the new program — she says because the paparazzi made it impossible for her to show up on schedule. So the program director sounded the alarm last week to the court. And that’s why the judge issued a warrant.
And just to show how awesome she’s doing, I included pics of Lindsay trashed outside of Jack Nicholson’s house Saturday night. Is fellating a 70-year-old actor one of the 12 Steps? If so, sorry, liver. Hope you like gin.
lisabeller | March 16, 2009 at 10:40 am
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blah | March 16, 2009 at 10:41 am
1st
devilsrain | March 16, 2009 at 10:42 am
sux
Jrz | March 16, 2009 at 10:50 am
Uh oh. If she’s hangin with Jack she ain’t sober.
It's Me Fuckers | March 16, 2009 at 10:52 am
I’m not sure what is worse… gagging on Jack Nicholson’s weathered old cock or chomping on Sam’s skinny diseased cunt. Or being Lindsay.
sin | March 16, 2009 at 10:56 am
What would happen to us if we violated parole? I hate these so called celebrities. Thay are no better than the working class and in most instances, they are much worse. Why does the police give these people special treatment? All they do is play pretend. They contribute nothing to the nation that we can’t live without.
beata | March 16, 2009 at 10:56 am
A girl’s gotta do something to get photographed… it’s not like her career is earning her any attention, critical acclaim or money.
devilsrain | March 16, 2009 at 11:10 am
I liked the original line “If so, sorry, liver. Hope you like gin.” Oh well youre the writer. .
GuyHolly | March 16, 2009 at 11:10 am
Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww, poor Jack.
joho777 | March 16, 2009 at 11:12 am
Sorry, but you have it wrong, Superficial. Lindsay’s PR release has led you down the wrong path.
Lindsay’s problems are a little more serious than missing or being late to an AA meeting.
Lindsay is restricted by the terms of her DUI probation by the Superior Court to NOT DRIVE except to and from work. And as everyone knows, she hasn’t worked for over two years.
But Monday night, she drove to Las Vegas on a whim to see Sam at a DJ gig. After a couple of hours of hard drinking, Lindsay threw a hysterical screaming temper tantrum, ran out and got in her Mercedes and drove back to LA.
She was so upset she left her bodyguard on the curb in Las Vegas.
And that is why she has to explain herself and her behavior to the Court.
Her new lawyer is really going to have to be a magician if he thinks he can make this disappear.
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Anu Patel | March 16, 2009 at 11:17 am
She was glorious in Confesion of Shopaholic movie and I look forward to her next motion picture.
??Re6el?? | March 16, 2009 at 11:29 am
damn…tasty tasty tasty.
vanessa | March 16, 2009 at 11:51 am
her liver? this girl is coked out of her mind.
Valerie | March 16, 2009 at 12:13 pm
Dude, I KNOW how to party and there is no way she’s just on coke and booze in these pictures–no one laugh like this at 4:30 am from partying all night unless she’s on ecstasy and acid as well. You can disagree with me, but y’all don’t know SHIT.
Jrz | March 16, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Hey all ya’ll…..Valerie here KNOWS how to party. She knows her fuckin shit, man. She KNOWS! We all don’t KNOW! We just don’t fuckin’ KNOW man.
*rolls eyes* asshat.
RichPort's Ghost | March 16, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Hey, you leave Valerie alone! She’s remembering her 20s, and the Seventies weren’t exactly an easy time to be in your 20s.
JaidenPaidin | March 16, 2009 at 12:59 pm
#16…agreed Valerie may be a asshat or used tampoon
however,
she got a point.
Sir Charles don’t make me smiley like that at 4:30 am and anyways…nobody leaves a good charley party until the plate is dry. It certainly aint drying up at 4:30 am at Papa Jokers house. Party is only starting at 4:30am
My bet is E.
Jrz | March 16, 2009 at 1:00 pm
NO they were not RichPort. What with all the quaaludes and inexpensive weed flying around………
Jrz | March 16, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Maybe she’s just plain old fashioned retarded.
Holyfuck | March 16, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Damn, #13, you are such a Rebel frequenting a celebrity gossip site. Real tough and manly. I am sure all your KKK buddies would be impressed. Fuckin poser.
RichPort's Ghost | March 16, 2009 at 2:06 pm
#13 – Is that you Wally? If so, please, PLEEEEEASE, swallow a hand grenade.
And pull the fucking pin you retard.
Jennyjenjen | March 16, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Re6el can’t help it. He was born a loner, a re6el, a traitor.. the re6ellious spelling should have told you that much..
HITLER | March 16, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Why won’t she die???
KIDS ARE THINGS I LOVE!!!
SoTe | March 16, 2009 at 4:42 pm
Oh my my… she looks seriously fucked up in these pics. This bitch should dissapear… soon plz.
dudewithabigcock | March 16, 2009 at 9:38 pm
Losers do drugs
Doc | March 16, 2009 at 9:39 pm
While she is sooo f**ked up, it wasn’t 4:30am when those photos were taken… it was 1:20am. Just have to look at her watch. How many of ya’ll been that messed up at that hour? I have.
Is she bipolar? She acts like it…. and the drinking and drugs fits as well.
As for the rest? She is hot, but becoming more of skank with each passing month.
RaraAvis | March 17, 2009 at 12:32 am
Did anyone else notice that she blamed missing her treatment on the paparazzi? That’s the funniest thing I’ve read all night. If she gets stopped and asked to show her license, does she say that TMZ ate it?
sumvision cyclone | May 7, 2010 at 2:05 am
The glorious Confusion film lovers, shopping, and I look forward to a picture of her next move.