DJ SNIZZ-FERNO IN THE HIZZY!
Lindsay Lohan apparently decided to piss Samantha Ronson off by becoming a DJ now and even managed to earn herself a gig at the Nokia X6 Launch Party in London, according to RadarOnline:
The source says that Lindsay’s “awful song choices and lack of experience” created a danger of clearing the room out. “It was really embarrassing to watch,” the eyewitness says. “You could tell she didn’t didn’t know what she was doing.”
The source says that Lindsay was struggling so much that she was even forced to finish her set early, and furthermore, “Lindsay constantly had a drink in her hand the whole time she was playing.” And if that wasn’t bad enough, the source says that Lindsay kept breaching security laws by attempting to smoke indoors throughout the (brief) set.
So Lindsay Lohan pretty much showed up with an iPod and said she’s a DJ so she could smoke inside. Which is actually impressive. You figure she’d just skip right over the basics of the profession.