Lindsay Lohan apparently decided to piss Samantha Ronson off by becoming a DJ now and even managed to earn herself a gig at the Nokia X6 Launch Party in London, according to RadarOnline:
The source says that Lindsay’s “awful song choices and lack of experience” created a danger of clearing the room out. “It was really embarrassing to watch,” the eyewitness says. “You could tell she didn’t didn’t know what she was doing.”
The source says that Lindsay was struggling so much that she was even forced to finish her set early, and furthermore, “Lindsay constantly had a drink in her hand the whole time she was playing.” And if that wasn’t bad enough, the source says that Lindsay kept breaching security laws by attempting to smoke indoors throughout the (brief) set.
So Lindsay Lohan pretty much showed up with an iPod and said she’s a DJ so she could smoke inside. Which is actually impressive. You figure she’d just skip right over the basics of the profession.
FIVE0 | March 5, 2010 at 10:58 am
WHY???
street meat | March 5, 2010 at 11:00 am
She should just stick to stripping.
FUR IS FOR EGOTISTICAL MURDERERS | March 5, 2010 at 11:12 am
95% of fur farmed or trapped animals get SKINNED ALIVE. Hung upside down from one ankle, the sadist furrier peels away the skin with a knife, usually the animal is alive and awake after a shite attempt to electrocute it to death. They dont want to spend time and effort to really put it out of misery fast, so alive and skinnless it s then tossed onto a pile of other alive skinned bunnies, foxes, lynxs, wolves, minks, dogs, raccons etc. Now this pile of used animals is suffocating under the weight of all the animals dumped on top of them after they suffer electrocution, broken ankles, being skinned and tossed away.
FUR IS FOR SICKO SOCIOPATHIC EGOISTS
Google “skinned alive”
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Fart Master Jay | March 5, 2010 at 11:28 am
I like her fur coat because animals died making it.
The Laughing G-d | March 5, 2010 at 11:32 am
@3 Tell your mommy to stop telling you stories after her cocktail binge.
Richard McBeef | March 5, 2010 at 11:51 am
I hope the crime scene photos are leaked after she is found dead.
Richard McBeef | March 5, 2010 at 11:52 am
@3 – Google “STMFU”
K | March 5, 2010 at 11:59 am
Hey # 3, I’m going to go out on a limb here and presume that Lindsay Lohan is too busy snorting lines and drowning in her own hubris to care about animals dying.
Gaian | March 5, 2010 at 12:03 pm
Fur is for heartless whores. Man is the most wretched and dangerous force on the planet. Since our resources are running out and the chosen elites do not require our menial services, automation and computers will replace mankind as technology evolves. Than we all laugh at our own miserable fates!
Get a Conscience | March 5, 2010 at 12:04 pm
@7, 8 10
how can you all be such nasty gross unworthy beings?
It's Me Fuckers | March 5, 2010 at 12:13 pm
Who are the people that actually hire Lindsay? Do they actually expect her to be anything but a complete tard? Christ, look at her recent history! She is a fuck up. Don’t expect anything else from her.
BTW When I left the house this morning, I put on my seal skin boots and my seal skin hat. :D Guess what I am going to do for the first time next month?!?! I am going seal hunting with my uncle! You anti fur idiots can lick my snatch. I won’t even shave it just for you bastards who hate fur!
It's Me Fuckers | March 5, 2010 at 12:18 pm
FYI: The seal hunting IS done humanly. There isn’t one scrap of the seal that goes to waste. And contrary to popular belief, we don’t kill the pups (babies). You are always going to find someone who is going to act like an asshole in front of a camera (the VERY few that are shown on TV). The seal population is at 6.9 million in Newfoundland and Labrador ALONE. We aren’t killing the population off.
We are hunters here, NOT a Chinese fur farm. There is a HUGE difference.
deliciouseal | March 5, 2010 at 12:30 pm
AND seal tastes good, too. Seriously, #13, you should look into it.
mensa | March 5, 2010 at 12:41 pm
Lol @ #16. Seal meat is not exactly delicious. Moose meat is better, albeit fattier…
Sport | March 5, 2010 at 12:42 pm
0 > Lindsey’s ‘Talent’
joe rules | March 5, 2010 at 1:17 pm
…not as easy as it looks, eh dooshbag!?…dontcha just love these young fools who think they can pick a “career” like they pick out the least-stinkiest underwear to put on today.
redadfad | March 5, 2010 at 1:40 pm
SINCE WHEN DOES TAKE SKILL TO PUT A RECORD ON AND HIT PLAY?
Ram Punchington | March 5, 2010 at 1:57 pm
I’m Back, bitches!!
No jail can hold me
“DJ” – ing is NOT the same as being a musician.
#20 is totally correct.
Punchington Out.
DJ | March 5, 2010 at 2:09 pm
Hey there Mr. 20?
I work as a DJ and my ex-room mate was a physics student. He told me what his job was to entail and I told him mine. He agreed that mine was the more complex as I was in charge of people’s souls and hearts getting them inspired at the precise moment in time! Any idiot can do exceedingly complex mathematics concerning cosmology and astrophysics.
Skunky Rooster | March 5, 2010 at 3:44 pm
22 – Nobody cares about whatever homoerotic experimentation you engaged in while in college.
Methinks 20 is pointing out the difference between proper DJing and plugging in your ipod, setting it on random, and then spreading herpes and hepatitis all over the room.
ARIANA | March 5, 2010 at 4:00 pm
lindsay is borring, please another news, she’s so 2005
Carolyn | March 5, 2010 at 6:12 pm
She looks like death warmed over.
MEL | March 5, 2010 at 8:26 pm
DJ SNIZZ-FERNO IN THE HIZZY!
HILARIOUS!
I LOVE IT!
PostmortemG | March 5, 2010 at 8:33 pm
“She looks like death warmed over.”
She looks like one of those undead mistresses living in a cursed mansion in a ´70s Italian gothic horror film. I guess that´s just about the same thing. I´m sure Mario Bava would´ve killed her good.
Kay | March 6, 2010 at 12:15 am
I hate how celebs can get such easy money for doing brainless things like this.
micro sd card | March 6, 2010 at 5:15 am
Lindsay Lohan is too busy snorting lines and drowning in her own hubris to care about animals dying.
captain america | March 6, 2010 at 5:19 am
………………..SHE TRIES NOW THE PORN-BUSINESS.
what do you mean by desperate?
Pia | March 6, 2010 at 1:35 pm
#3- While everything you say is true, coming off sounding like a frantic fanatic usually makes people enjoy saying things to piss you off. There are calmer, more strategical ways to get your point across without spewing facts. Also, the fully-regulated fur industry here is America isn’t horrific the way it is in China. For those of you who have your heart set of a nice fur coat, do the research and make sure it is not from a shitty country.
#14+15- I don’t think anyone actually attempted to compare the Chinese fur industry to hunting. I live in Maine and people go hunting all the time. It is a traditional way of life and is much more humane and environmentally friendly than your typical factory farm anyway. I personally don’t like the idea of seal hunting, but hey, I’m not there to see how you do it.
#22- Being in charge of “people’s souls and hearts getting them inspired at the precise moment in time” is more difficult than the math required for physics?? You are just trying to make being a lame-ass DJ sound like it’s important or something. roflmao. Go hang out with the cast of Jersey Shore so they can make you feel smart and important.
I enjoy watching Lindsay embarrass herself, especially when she doesn’t realize she looks like an idiot, which is most of the time.
almanya sohbet | March 6, 2010 at 2:00 pm
22 – Nobody cares about whatever homoerotic experimentation you engaged in while in college.
Methinks 20 is pointing out the difference between proper DJing and plugging in your ipod, setting it on random, and then spreading herpes and hepatitis all over the room.
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Say good bye to her | March 7, 2010 at 12:01 am
Pardon me for saying so, but wasn’t this arrogant cunt in the papers recently saying she didn’t need drugs or alcohol, that she had kicked all the “bad people” out of her life and was on the straight & narrow? I guess lying isn’t considered a bad thing in her mind; drinking after having been in rehab 3x is just as good a thing to her.
This leg spread drama queen twat is massively fucked up. I cannot believe her family hasn’t involuntarily committed her to rehab; you’d think they’d at least call her out on it. Without anyone stepping in, she’ll be dead within a year…
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