Director Brett Ratner, who dated Lindsay Lohan briefly, had some words to say about possibly casting her in his Hugh Hefner biopic. E! Online reports:
“She’s very talented…if she’s sober,” he considered, in response to our Q on whether or not the rehabbed hottie could hack it. “She would be great as a Playboy Bunny.”
Let me get out my scorecard here. Okay, so Lindsay wants to overthrow Britney and steal all her press. What has Lindsay done today: Gave a lame interview to Ok! Magazine and got her name dropped by a douchebag director no one likes. Not very good, but she did just get out of rehab, so it’s a start. Now what has Britney done: Passed a drug test, visited her kids with a court-mandated supervisor and flashed her crotch. Wow. That’s how you get press, baby! Lindsay, some advice, and I’m not even sure this will help: Do you think you can maybe squeeze out two biological kids of your own by tomorrow? I’m not exactly knowledgeable on the whole pregnancy thing, so is that do-able? How about by Friday? Let’s shoot for Friday.
ariana | October 9, 2007 at 6:30 pm
first!
jeeves | October 9, 2007 at 6:35 pm
STOP casting her as a hottie!!! JUST STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!
wowzers | October 9, 2007 at 6:39 pm
wow.
FRIST!!! | October 9, 2007 at 6:42 pm
Look, everyone, a kilo of blow!!!
Matthew | October 9, 2007 at 6:47 pm
look kids is a another fallen star catch it
TS | October 9, 2007 at 6:50 pm
Pass the Bullet FRIST.
Auntie Kryst | October 9, 2007 at 6:55 pm
That Brett guy is on to something, it’s good casting. “Ok Brittney, it’s 1978, you’re a coked out bunny, freaking out at Studio 54. Can you get into character for me?”
ssdd | October 9, 2007 at 6:57 pm
I agree with #2 …enough already.
FRIST!!! | October 9, 2007 at 7:04 pm
See, I told you there was a kilo here
Riotboy | October 9, 2007 at 7:10 pm
She mates like a rabbit not a bunny.
/unlucky
FRIST!!! | October 9, 2007 at 7:18 pm
I’m bored. Screw you guys. I’m goin home.
KamUK | October 9, 2007 at 7:19 pm
Wow surely someone that rich can afford some hair treatments or conditioner? That hair is just horrible.
honey_bun | October 9, 2007 at 7:39 pm
she’s better of with this line of work!! acting is not for her..keep it for the pros!
honey_bun | October 9, 2007 at 7:40 pm
ooh and she’s S0o fughly!
leah | October 9, 2007 at 8:36 pm
What Lindsay needs to do is get into one of those new iPhone ads. Oh wait, she already did!!!: http://www.itgumbo.com/mumbogumbo/2007/10/lindsay_makes_an_iphone_ad.php
Snap!
jacknasty | October 9, 2007 at 8:40 pm
Why is Brett Ratner allowed to talk…ever?
dephs | October 9, 2007 at 11:05 pm
she still looks cracked out. she’d be a good bunny if she hadn’t let the blow deflate her boobies.
cookie monsta | October 9, 2007 at 11:49 pm
huh frist, what with the kilo of blow and 10 lb of crack in her undies she should be in jail by the end of the day!!
boobies | October 9, 2007 at 11:56 pm
What the fuck ever the fat bitch can’t even spell bunny.
Anyskank she thinks bunnies lay eggs and come from a land called Cadbury and as far as her pea brain is concerned Hugh Hefner is the President of the “You S of A” as she calls it and was responsible for “sending traps to a rack to catch the egg laying bunnies”
Perezoso | October 10, 2007 at 2:10 am
Dated = porked.
Lindsay | October 10, 2007 at 2:10 am
Seems like the whole town had sex with this gal. Shows you how exploitative hollywood stars are, taking advantage of a troubled youths. She’s dated old guys like Jude Law (hanging out with his pal Tim Robbins and Sean Penn) and James Blunt.
jrzmommy | October 10, 2007 at 9:08 am
“She would be great as a Playboy Bunny.”
i.e., T & A all the way.
MrSemprini | October 10, 2007 at 12:10 pm
Wow, Lohan… Way to shoot low and nail it
Big'uns | October 10, 2007 at 3:21 pm
Mark, I mean Brett, Ratner’s opinion should NEVER be taken seriously. Even as “famous” as he is a chub like him could only get a skank like Hohan by burying his head up her nasty, freckled, brown-eye.
moobs | October 10, 2007 at 6:11 pm
Another no talent ass clown that should be working as a grocery bagger.
fuckfrist | October 11, 2007 at 12:45 am
Its funny, I made a comment earlier, that was somehow edited. Did you follow the correct protocol? the reason I ask, Is because I happen to be a writer for prime time television. And unless Im seeing some sort of payout for this revision, I feel you are in direct violation of my rights as they pertain to free speech, and paychecks. Maybe we should just halt the production of any new scripts, until you realize, that without us, there are No good ideas. There are no witty comments, and there is no educated banter. You know what? maybe we should just go on strike. That will teach you. And until we see every dime that we think is owed to us, we wont return!…..What? what was that you just said?….reality television?…Dont be absurd! no one will ever watch that garbage, there are no writers! Wait…they do? you mean they are actually stimulated by images as well as mediocre Dialog? impossible!…